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Conquer Club • Who masturbates ??????????? - Page 3
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:39 pm
by funkeymunkey
I like to remember my moments. :D

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:32 pm
by Vincent M
Blueoctober wrote:i cant believe this thread exists


Believe It :P

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:42 pm
by UCAbears
why would u want to know these kinds of things uu sick a mthr f'er

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:45 pm
by Vincent M
UCAbears wrote:why would u want to know these kinds of things uu sick a mthr f'er


This is what truly makes me coming back to this forum threads like this :lol:

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:50 pm
by UCAbears
im sure it does u anal sucker

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:58 pm
by wiggybowler
Everyone does, just most are man or woman enough to admit it.

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:59 pm
by Psilocbin
pwnt

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:46 am
by b.k. barunt
I for one don't believe kayla. At all.

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:09 am
by MeDeFe
I love the results, lots of people not being afraid of going blind or getting hairy hands.

And Jesse, you forgot "Dating Mrs. Palm and her five daughters"

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:14 am
by Kid_A
Image

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:42 am
by Skittles!
I salut you Vincent, only one of Spamalot could make this thread.

Kid_A: Well, I'd rather not think about kittens when I masturbate, I'm not into beastality.

And, I'd not masturbate over God either, cause I'm not into fantasy porn.

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:47 am
by Spuzzell
Sure, all guys do. But not during Lent.

*sings* Staaand up staaand up for Jeeeesus..

My girlfriend claims not to at all, I'm dubious, but she's very open and honest about that sort of thing, so..

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:58 am
by heavycola
Image


And yes I am a massive wanker :(

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:00 am
by Kid_A
I like the quote on your sig heavycola 8)

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:36 am
by max is gr8
On the encylopedia britannica it says

90% of men have once masturbated in their life
60% of women have once masturbated in their life

so as theirs more males than females the stats fit sort of

Yes I did look at the results I didn't think this would have so much interest

<<<<<<<V. creeped out

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:40 am
by Kid_A
Skittles! wrote:Well, I'd rather not think about kittens when I masturbate

whatever you say :roll: weirdo

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:48 am
by MeDeFe
That pic... hooray for unintended humour!

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:50 am
by Skittles!
Kid_A wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Well, I'd rather not think about kittens when I masturbate

whatever you say :roll: weirdo


.. What? Are you saying that I masturbate over Kittens? That's gross.

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:51 am
by Kid_A
Skittles! wrote:
Kid_A wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Well, I'd rather not think about kittens when I masturbate

whatever you say :roll: weirdo


.. What? Are you saying that I masturbate over Kittens? That's gross.


do they not have sarcasm in aus?

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:53 am
by Skittles!
.. Indeed it does, and I use sarcasm a lot, but for some reason my mind is not functioning right, and that weirdo at the end, and blah.

Just.. Leave me alone. Not more kittens. And no more God.

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:57 am
by Kid_A
Skittles! wrote:.. Indeed it does, and I use sarcasm a lot, but for some reason my mind is not functioning right, and that weirdo at the end, and blah.

Just.. Leave me alone. Not more kittens. And no more God.


sorry skittles. didnt mean to offend. i thought youd see the humor.
but i cant promise no more kittens. love em!! but i could do without 'god'. and i love skittles. they taste soooooo good. mmmmmm :wink:

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:02 am
by Skittles!
Kid_A wrote:
Skittles! wrote:.. Indeed it does, and I use sarcasm a lot, but for some reason my mind is not functioning right, and that weirdo at the end, and blah.

Just.. Leave me alone. Not more kittens. And no more God.


sorry skittles. didnt mean to offend. i thought youd see the humor.
but i cant promise no more kittens. love em!! but i could do without 'god'. and i love skittles. they taste soooooo good. mmmmmm :wink:


Omg. Haha. Taste the rainbow :wink:.
You love killing Kittens? I have cats, but not kittens..

Anyway, yay for Atheism.

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:24 pm
by Vincent M
I literally kill kittens while I masturbate........It gets me off :oops: :D

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:50 pm
by MeDeFe
I'm still thinking of that other pic, "Captain America! I command you to WANK!"

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:56 pm
by btownmeggy
hecter wrote:Anyways, I don't believe in the patriarchy. Damn men…


I do. I also believe it oppresses me. But you can bet your biscuits I'm not happy about it!