Dumbest Sport You Can Think Of

Spuzzell · Post by **Spuzzell** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:34 am

^
redneck. Probably gay.

Sammy gags · Post by **Sammy gags** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:35 am

rednecks like NASCAR

Spuzzell · Post by **Spuzzell** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:38 am

Good point. What about gay rednecks? They don't like NASCAR, right?

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:39 am

^ a guy with a negative IQ, disgrace to mankind, etc :lol:

Spuzzell · Post by **Spuzzell** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:40 am

Oh, stop flirting.

Sammy gags · Post by **Sammy gags** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:41 am

Spuzzell wrote:Good point. What about gay rednecks? They don't like NASCAR, right?

I don't know, I'll have to do some research

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:42 am

I just cant help it Spuzzel, its just that this topic and you...my god lol

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 12:15 pm

Spuzzel, Rednecks like NASCAR...if you like NASCAR then your a redneck and a hypocrite

Let me know when that IQ of yours goes back to postive

keiths31 · Post by **keiths31** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:11 pm

Spuzzell wrote:^
redneck.

Calling me a redneck because I don't like soccer...what is this? Grade 2? You must be a kid... or an idiot. Or both.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:55 pm

keiths31 wrote:Calling me a redneck because I don't like soccer...what is this? Grade 2? You must be a kid... or an idiot. Or both.

yeah, just cuz he doesn't like soccer doesn't mean he's a redneck it means he's a typical american fatass with a low attention span and taste
btw
baseball= t3h sucks

CrazyAnglican · Post by **CrazyAnglican** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:11 pm

Okay... you are in a big field and hit a ball two hundred yards. Walk after it ........... and hit it again. This is a sport?

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:13 pm

CrazyAnglican wrote:Okay... you are in a big field and hit a ball two hundred yards. Walk after it ........... and hit it again. This is a sport?

More annoying is that there is a whole bunch of golf CLEATS (to keep your feet rooted into the ground). Idiiotic, huh?

Worst sport = frisbee.

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 11:52 pm

Frisbee's a sport? :lol:

thats a rib breaker

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:35 am

i'd love to see the commentator narrate it.
OH
DUMBEST SPORT EVER:
rock-paper-scissors
i mean, it's a great schoolyard game, but worldwide championships are beyond retardation.
"he's using the scissors opening. OH! he cunningly counters with rock!"

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:37 am

"AND HERE COMES THE DYNAMITE! in all my years of annoucing Rock-Paper-Scissors i have never seen anything quite like this" :lol:

luns101 · Post by **luns101** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:40 am

I saw a show on the Travel Channel once where people from different villages have some type of stone throwing challenge. I think it was in Ireland but can't remember.

Basically, there are 2 players. Each player has a stone. They start out at a village. Player #1 throws the stone as far as he can down the road. Then Player #2 goes. Both players keep taking turns throwing their stones down the road until they reach the next village. Whichever player reaches the next town or village with the fewest amount of throws wins.

Not trying to insult anyone's culture. Americans have frisbee-golf which is also dumb.

Lord Canti · Post by **Lord Canti** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:57 am

For dumb sports, I would say wrestling (the WWE kind, not the kind you would find in the olympics), but then I remember it's all fake and not a sport to begin with.....
.....and I don't count NASCAR a sport.....
.....so I will go with hockey. When you have to legalize fighting during matches to increase popularity, thats a sign your sport isn't worth seeing.

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:57 am

Hitman079 wrote:OH
DUMBEST SPORT EVER:
rock-paper-scissors

Obviously envious at not being in the Row-Sham-Bow tournament. Stop being envious.

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:14 am

I agree that WWE is dumb because it's all acting. People may get hurt, but It's all planned out.

max is gr8 · Post by **max is gr8** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:38 am

Baseball

It's more interesting to watch paint dry at least it isn't the same thing 80 times they hit the ball
They ran in a circle and ended up where they where in the begining and the crowd fall asleep

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:40 am

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:25 am

Lord Canti wrote:.....so I will go with hockey. When you have to legalize fighting during matches to increase popularity, thats a sign your sport isn't worth seeing.

Fighting in hockey has nothing to do with increasing the popularity of the sport. Hockey, and hockey fights, have been around long before television. Fighting is a part of hockey today because of tradition. There is a place for it in the sport, that non-hockey fans don't understand.

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:37 am

Aries wrote:I agree that WWE is dumb because it's all acting. People may get hurt, but It's all planned out.

"My leg! My leg!"
"Shut up, it's just theater!"

Serbia wrote:Fighting in hockey has nothing to do with increasing the popularity of the sport. Hockey, and hockey fights, have been around long before television. Fighting is a part of hockey today because of tradition. There is a place for it in the sport, that non-hockey fans don't understand.

Some guy told me the same thing about nascar - that somehow there is more to the 'sport' than crashes.

keiths31 · Post by **keiths31** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:38 pm

Serbia wrote:Fighting in hockey has nothing to do with increasing the popularity of the sport. Hockey, and hockey fights, have been around long before television. Fighting is a part of hockey today because of tradition. There is a place for it in the sport, that non-hockey fans don't understand.

^well said. Hockey is the best sport in the world. Those of us that have played it and grown up with it, understand this.
Fighting is no different than a pitcher hitting a batter in retaliation for an earlier incident in the game. Or a linebacker drilling the the QB after he passes to send a message.
Every sport has it's way to "police" itself, and fighting is one of those ways in hockey.

everywhere116 · Post by **everywhere116** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:51 pm

Fircoal wrote:
P Gizzle wrote:Soccer (or European Football) sucks.

1. they score MAYBE 3 goals in what, 90 minutes?
2. they act like they always are getting pushed over, etc.
3. you can only play with your feet, and the occasional headbutt....

this game is BORING

3 goals? I always thought is was 1 or 0

I remember I was watching the World Cup some time ago and Japan beat someone 8-0. Probably a record.

I like basketball. Its a good sport that keeps you active.

Dumbest Sport You Can Think Of

Golf

Re: Golf

Don't know what it's called