Conquer Club

Culs De Sac wrote:Game 9475130 Legion takes the moon... Onto the next frontier

You can have the moon, we'll take the rest of the earth

Genoke wrote:

Culs De Sac wrote:Game 9475130 Legion takes the moon... Onto the next frontier

You can have the moon, we'll take the rest of the earth

yup we have won the feudal war trips Game 9475153 well done franny, jenny and donny
and the forbidden city Game 9475151 no well done for BoFM leadership, we are actually doing something like winning a game, the crew will be shocked that we the wankers oops typo leaders have actually won something.

Nice start for BotFM

4 game lead already against a tough clan.

Goooo Mermaids!!!!

GREAT start Brethren! Kick that legion ass!

we made a nice start, hopefully we can keep going on like this...

Hey Fat Fishy Worshipers! Do you mind if we play all of the 2nd Set on your home maps? Dear lord. Look at our home triples record! That is unreal.

chemefreak wrote:Hey Fat Fishy Worshipers! Do you mind if we play all of the 2nd Set on your home maps? Dear lord. Look at our home triples record! That is unreal.

Don't worry it's a thing we're experts at... you know (probably not) most of the times we have threesomes on board...
we know how to play with 2 partners

Genoke wrote:

chemefreak wrote:Hey Fat Fishy Worshipers! Do you mind if we play all of the 2nd Set on your home maps? Dear lord. Look at our home triples record! That is unreal.

Don't worry it's a thing we're experts at... you know (probably not) most of the times we have threesomes on board...
we know how to play with 2 partners

Like when you double team the goat?

chemefreak wrote:

Genoke wrote:

chemefreak wrote:Hey Fat Fishy Worshipers! Do you mind if we play all of the 2nd Set on your home maps? Dear lord. Look at our home triples record! That is unreal.

Don't worry it's a thing we're experts at... you know (probably not) most of the times we have threesomes on board...
we know how to play with 2 partners

Like when you double team the goat?

Now you get the picture...but don't tell the other clans about it...

Might I suggest the Legion purchase a donkey. Bigger ears than culs, smarter than crash, more sex appeal than snowgun. Sounds perfect for you all. A beast of burden, that shares the load.....

If you ask nicely I might have a mullet wig I can sell you for the donkey, at a very reasonable price.

Looks like we're getting spanked in the home games quads....

Legion probably are more kinky as we thought... they like foursomes....

The more the merrier =)

So chaps do you think its time we start trying? Or maybe give them a few more games?

BoganGod wrote:So chaps do you think its time we start trying? Or maybe give them a few more games?

Nice. Looks like the first set will end 9-11 in favor of the Mermaids. Impressive win on Solar System. We never had a chance in that one. Of course, the cards weren't playing nice with all the two pairs we got, but still...

chemefreak wrote:

BoganGod wrote:So chaps do you think its time we start trying? Or maybe give them a few more games?

Nice. Looks like the first set will end 9-11 in favor of the Mermaids. Impressive win on Solar System. We never had a chance in that one. Of course, the cards weren't playing nice with all the two pairs we got, but still...

You're lucky you're in 'The Legion'..... we're trapped near a fat mermaid, so we need the luck elsewhere..like cards or other stuff

Still haven't kicked that old habit of winning more away set than home sets eh Legio?

DAI

Dai_atan wrote:Still haven't kicked that old habit of winning more away set than home sets eh Legio?

its part of the strategy.. we give them a false sense of hope

Round 2 games exchanged...looks like 9-11 BotFM after the 1st Set...well played so far.

chemefreak wrote:Round 2 games exchanged...looks like 9-11 BotFM after the 1st Set...well played so far.

I concur, barring some dice miracle. I would like to blame the summer dice date rape die for my shocking results in the war to date. Nothing to do with lack of forward planning and me playing like noobette. It is all the fault of the die. Die die, DIE die.....

On a more positive note, would like to congratulate [player]Genoke[/player] who has won every game he has taken part in so far in this challenge. Well done mate.

ps any stupid post or game chat, I'm letting jefjef write my material. I strongly suspect that he is clearing his files of all items marked C- or below.

BoganGod wrote:On a more positive note, would like to congratulate [player]Genoke[/player] who has won every game he has taken part in so far in this challenge. Well done mate.

damn .... you shouldn't have said that.... don't be surprised if i'll loose the rest of the games now..

Genoke wrote:

BoganGod wrote:On a more positive note, would like to congratulate [player]Genoke[/player] who has won every game he has taken part in so far in this challenge. Well done mate.

damn .... you shouldn't have said that.... don't be surprised if i'll loose the rest of the games now..

Here's hoping...

Right, now that I've entered the fray, that should give The Legion more of a chance. God bless my dice...

SupremeRebel wrote:

FarangDemon wrote:

Sgt.Bobo wrote:Gonna be a blast, good luck everyone! Now let loose the goats of war!

Which of these clans represents goats?

Perhaps "Let loose the seadogs of war" would be more apt. Or "scurvy dogs".

I don't know about the goats....but the sheep I heard this about one of the Legion guys:
One is from San Fransisco he was out in Montana on a Cowboy tour and the guide stop on his horse when he saw a sheep's head caught in the fence....he told the ( Legion Clan Member ) this is what we do when sheep get their head in the fence..( to be diplomatic he had SEX with the SHEEP!!! )....the guide then turned to the Legion member and asked him if he wanted to try it...The Legion Clan Member said " HELL YA " and put his head stuck in the fence....

Sheep are for rich men- donny the bull- 2009