Conquer Club

An 18 year old college student in charge of the bar. Score!

You left me out saxi. Don't you need a urinal mint attendant to replace the ones that Sebia samples?

private residencies tend not to have urinals.

jefjef wrote:You left me out saxi. Don't you need a urinal mint attendant to replace the ones that Sebia samples?

Not sure how you even saw the invite since you told me I was "blocked."

Mr_Adams wrote:private residencies tend not to have urinals.

Mine does. I have trough-style urinals in all the bathrooms. Here's a pic of my powder room:

Ask not what Sexytoxin's urinals can do for you...

i demand chicken nuggets

I must say I'm somewhat surprised at people complaining about the menu. As far as I know I'm not even allowed cheap 3rd tier hot celeberties as assistants or a run at the taco bar. I'm probably going to have to settle for the brown bag lunch my wife sends and those crappy mints Serbia brings me. I don't know what brand he buys but they don't even taste like mint if you ask me. They're like salty moth ball crystal flavoured.

What kind of alcoholic beverages will be available? Is that consistent with the Canadian theme?

I also hope that there will be a bouncer or at least someone to ensure that Army of God isn't drinking.

thegreekdog wrote:What kind of alcoholic beverages will be available? Is that consistent with the Canadian theme?

I also hope that there will be a bouncer or at least someone to ensure that Army of God isn't drinking.

Oh, don't worry about AoG. I'll be generating enough shields to protect the booze from him.

Mr_Adams wrote:

GreecePwns wrote:

rbelgrod wrote:damn clicks on this site....ill have my own damn party

will your clique specialize in homophones?

this is rbelgrod. His clique will specialize in homosexuals.

I may swing, but sorry i dont swing your way....the gay way of your future

haha...i loved the kids table.

Hey Niche...¡unos tacos para acá!

Hey, quit talking about me not getting tacos in french. It's not fair.

Juan_Bottom wrote:


AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS?

OMG ♥

For the record, I am not attending in a gold bikini. Just saying...

but but.... but...

FoxMists wrote:For the record, I am not attending in a gold bikini. Just saying...

I have not picked a color yet but...

2dimes wrote:I have not picked a color yet but...

No.

FoxMists wrote:

2dimes wrote:I have not picked a color yet but...

No.

I have no choice, it's in my contract.

I actually don't mind. The polyester short shorts were quite uncomfortable and made everyone perspire.

YES!!! I'm sitting across from Rebbecca. I hope she wears a low cut top and no bra again.

I only have two requests.

#1 If the pastry chef MeDeFe and Sully could work together on a special order of dessert poutini, I would be willing to do my Clinton-Lewinski-Cigar re-enactment.

#2 Do not let the server NattyDread within 20 feet of my food.

Phatscotty... what makes you think you're going to get food?

natty_dread wrote:Phatscotty... what makes you think you're going to get food?

because me n MeDeFe are like this and I know when we meet in real we will be friends and laugh about all the silly times. He will come through.

Plus, I have the back-up plan. The Clinton-Lewinski Cigar trick is a must see.

Phatscotty wrote:

natty_dread wrote:Phatscotty... what makes you think you're going to get food?

because me n MeDeFe are like this and I know when we meet in real we will be friends and laugh about all the silly times. He will come through.

Plus, I have the back-up plan. The Clinton-Lewinski Cigar trick is a must see.

You will get a glass of luke-warm tap water. You will spend the rest of the night wondering whose penis has been taking a bath in it.

natty_dread wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:

natty_dread wrote:Phatscotty... what makes you think you're going to get food?

because me n MeDeFe are like this and I know when we meet in real we will be friends and laugh about all the silly times. He will come through.

Plus, I have the back-up plan. The Clinton-Lewinski Cigar trick is a must see.

You will get a glass of luke-warm tap water. You will spend the rest of the night wondering whose penis has been taking a bath in it.

Host Saxi...um...Can we get a new server?