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Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 5:18 pm
by oVo
BigBallinStalin wrote:Atheists just don't believe that deities exist.

Anyone who believes this hasn't been jungle fucked or just plain laid properly.

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 5:39 pm
by rdsrds2120
BigBallinStalin wrote:Atheists just don't believe that deities exist.


HA. GOTCHA. I'm not an athiest. I accept that there may or may not be a God, I just don't care.

-rd

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 5:44 pm
by JoshyBoy
Hello everyone. :D

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 5:45 pm
by 2dimes
The one who has bathed does not need to wash, except for his feet, but is completely clean. And you are clean, but not every one of you.

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 5:53 pm
by JoshyBoy
2dimes wrote:
The one who has bathed does not need to wash, except for his feet, but is completely clean. And you are clean, but not every one of you.


Oh, yeah, sorry... be right back. :oops:

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 5:54 pm
by Haggis_McMutton
rdsrds2120 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Atheists just don't believe that deities exist.


HA. GOTCHA. I'm not an athiest. I accept that there may or may not be a God, I just don't care.

-rd


Nope, sorry, you said you were an atheist, NO TAKESIES BACKSIES!

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:16 pm
by BigBallinStalin
rdsrds2120 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Atheists just don't believe that deities exist.


HA. GOTCHA. I'm not an athiest. I accept that there may or may not be a God, I just don't care.

-rd


What Haggis said.


You seem to care a lot about not caring. Dare I say that you actually care but are unable to come to grips with the fact that you're an atheist? [insert ominous music]

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:50 pm
by CreepersWiener
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“The time has come. The kingdom of God has come near. Repent and believe the good news!”

“Come, follow me; and I will send you out to fish for people.”

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:51 pm
by rdsrds2120
This could be the plot for a movie.

-rd

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:54 pm
by 2dimes
Truly, truly, I say to you, we speak of what we know, and bear witness to what we have seen, but you do not receive our testimony. If I have told you earthly things and you do not believe, how can you believe if I tell you heavenly things?

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:56 pm
by 2dimes
So Creepers what's up with this thread? I mean, what was your intention?

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 7:15 pm
by john9blue
rdsrds2120 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:Atheists just don't believe that deities exist.


HA. GOTCHA. I'm not an athiest. I accept that there may or may not be a God, I just don't care.

-rd


nope, you're definitely an atheist, regardless of your own personal opinion, the actual meaning of atheism, or any sort of real facts.

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 8:51 pm
by CreepersWiener
2dimes wrote:
Truly, truly, I say to you, we speak of what we know, and bear witness to what we have seen, but you do not receive our testimony. If I have told you earthly things and you do not believe, how can you believe if I tell you heavenly things?


Wow! I really like those words! The rest of the Bible is mostly boring, up until you get to the New Testament. The words of Jesus Christ really touch you, but you have to be able to see his point. Jesus' mission was to warn his friends about the time we are living in now. I know, I know...you guys will be like, "Jesus' friends are all dead, Creepers." My reply would be...no, they are not. Jesus is still alive, and we are all his friends, even if you believe yourself to be an enemy. That's what is really cool about Jesus...he didn't hate you because you hated him. Jesus could have at anytime picked up a sword and gathered an army great enough to start HIS OWN KINGDOM here on earth.

But, he did not:

“No more of this!”

“Am I leading a rebellion, that you have come with swords and clubs? Every day I was with you in the temple courts, and you did not lay a hand on me. But this is your hour—when darkness reigns.”


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Re:

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 9:02 pm
by CreepersWiener
2dimes wrote:So Creepers what's up with this thread? I mean, what was your intention?


I'm just sick of all the politics and killing in the world...this isn't so much a religious thread. I just like what Jesus had to say, and I think others should give his words a chance in their lives, if even for a brief moment. I encourage anyone to post some of their favorite Jesus sayings and teachings. I wasn't trying to convert anyone to any way of thinking. I wasn't telling anyone that they are going to hell if they don't pick up a bible and accept Christ as their personal savior. I just wanted some people that might have never read the words of Jesus to give it a shot and understand what he was getting at.

Of course, the existence of God will be debated back and forth and never be solved...this thread isn't for proving or disproving God or gods. It's just for reading and meditating on the words of Jesus Christ, and maybe sharing what they might mean to you or your life.

That's all.

You did not choose me, but I chose you...


You might want to ask yourselves this question: "Why are you in this thread?"

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 9:07 pm
by 2dimes
Saul said some cool stuff too.

Re: Re:

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 9:11 pm
by clapper011
CreepersWiener wrote:
2dimes wrote:So Creepers what's up with this thread? I mean, what was your intention?


I'm just sick of all the politics and killing in the world...this isn't so much a religious thread. I just like what Jesus had to say, and I think others should give his words a chance in their lives, if even for a brief moment. I encourage anyone to post some of their favorite Jesus sayings and teachings. I wasn't trying to convert anyone to any way of thinking. I wasn't telling anyone that they are going to hell if they don't pick up a bible and accept Christ as their personal savior. I just wanted some people that might have never read the words of Jesus to give it a shot and understand what he was getting at.

Of course, the existence of God will be debated back and forth and never be solved...this thread isn't for proving or disproving God or gods. It's just for reading and meditating on the words of Jesus Christ, and maybe sharing what they might mean to you or your life.

That's all.

You did not choose me, but I chose you...


You might want to ask yourselves this question: "Why are you in this thread?"

im in this thread simply because you posted in it! ;)

Re:

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 9:33 pm
by CreepersWiener
2dimes wrote:Saul said some cool stuff too.


I have a problem with Saul/Paul. Now, I can't convince you otherwise, but the reason for my off-handishness of Saul is that Jesus had it already said:

A wicked and adulterous generation looks for a sign...


And why was it that Saul converted? It was not out of his own volition, but it was one that was forced upon him. It is documented in Acts that it was Jesus who blinded Saul, however, I am skeptical that Jesus would blind anyone.

Just as I am skeptical of any sighting of the Virgin Mary. I think those are all tricks of technology that we are not understanding or are just on the verge of seeing possible--holograms in particular.

For the most part, I think the major world religions are being used by extraterrestrials to control large masses of the world's population, and I think they had something to do with some of Jesus' rise to fame. They used Saul to this end, to begin establishing "the vine"...you get it?

Whether or not you think of yourself as a Christian, you are part of "the vine". We had no choice in it, it existed before we were ever thought of.

When Saul received his sight back, what was left over?

Something that looked like scales. These scales are what I believe to be nano-tech. A bright flash of light, a loud boom, and then nano-tech seeks out peoples eyes and latches on to their corneas. The nano-tech will control the eyesight of those affected: blindness, visions, etc...

Does anyone get my point? We have been deceived for generations...but it's okay. Why?

Because there is nothing you can do about it. The ones that will keep on existing are the ones that stay with "the vine". Those who would rather not be with "the vine" are going to be wiped off the planet by the extraterrestrials very, very soon.

My mission is to get as many people back to "the vine" and prepared for the coming rapture.

Literally, those who listen to people like me and believe, will be taken off the planet as it is purified.

The population is too big, and humans are consuming way too much; not to mention all the pollution and radiation. The extraterrestrials have no choice but to do this.

When the time comes...and you all will know when it happens...get your asses to the Hopi Reservation in the United States if you can. If you live somewhere else, there are other places in the world to flock to where you will be safe. The only other two I know of where you will be safe are Medjugorje, Croatia and Fatima, Portugal.

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 9:44 pm
by Army of GOD
Here is something you just can't understand: how I could just kill a man

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 9:52 pm
by 2dimes
CreepersWiener wrote:When Saul received his sight back, what was left over?

Something that looked like scales. These scales are what I believe to be nano-tech. A bright flash of light, a loud boom, and then nano-tech seeks out peoples eyes and latches on to their corneas. The nano-tech will control the eyesight of those affected: blindness, visions, etc...
Why did the other two men not see anyone? They only heard a voice. Then why didn't the nano tech attatch to their eyes?
CreepersWiener wrote:
You did not choose me, but I chose you...


You might want to ask yourselves this question: "Why are you in this thread?"

I'm not quite the stalker clappy is but I wandered in to see what you had to say. I find your posts interesting.

Yet you may be right and there's purpose in me reading this.

Re:

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 10:01 pm
by clapper011
2dimes wrote:
CreepersWiener wrote:When Saul received his sight back, what was left over?

Something that looked like scales. These scales are what I believe to be nano-tech. A bright flash of light, a loud boom, and then nano-tech seeks out peoples eyes and latches on to their corneas. The nano-tech will control the eyesight of those affected: blindness, visions, etc...
Why did the other two men not see anyone? They only heard a voice. Then why didn't the nano tech attatch to their eyes?
CreepersWiener wrote:
You did not choose me, but I chose you...


You might want to ask yourselves this question: "Why are you in this thread?"

I'm not quite the stalker clappy is but I wandered in to see what you had to say. I find your posts interesting.

Yet you may be right and there's purpose in me reading this.

he just ignores me anyway! feel the love!

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 11:44 pm
by BigBallinStalin
Army of GOD wrote:
Here is something you just can't understand: how I could just kill a man


Throw down them rhymes, Jesus.

Re:

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 4:15 am
by CreepersWiener
2dimes wrote:Why did the other two men not see anyone? They only heard a voice. Then why didn't the nano tech attatch to their eyes?


The nano-tech may or may not have been attached to their eyes as well, since the people writing about the occurrence know nothing about what truly happened. The one they were after was Saul, because he was "the persecutor" and the leader of the persecutors.

As I said in the earlier post, this nano-tech will act like a miniature computer screen and cause the recipient to have visions that others would not see...do you understand now? It would even look three dimensional to Saul. Saul, being basically a caveman yet, wouldn't understand any of this technology.

Our major religions were created by our extraterrestrial overlords.

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 6:06 am
by natty dread
Now that's good crazy.

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 10:28 am
by MeDeFe
BigBallinStalin wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
Here is something you just can't understand: how I could just kill a man


Throw down them rhymes, Jesus.

At first I thought you had written "hymens"... That nanotech is sure messing with my eyes and my mind.

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 1:13 pm
by shieldgenerator7
well, tech would be an explanation.... but tech wasn't as advanced back in those days, and I sincerely doubt that aliens came to Earth and gave us that tech. Truthfully, I doubt extraterrestrial life completely. I think we're the only ones in this galaxy. I have no way of proof but it just seems that way to me.