Conquer Club

alt1978 wrote:We are proud...and even more so mystified by the addition of our first sow, sprinkles.

How much does it cost to rent a sow?

Glad to be a member of the pigsty.

I am looking to rejoin the clan world, would like to be considered

PM sent to padsta.

Hola, I like shrimp, beer and big girls in addition to CC and Rugby......looking to join first clan ever......am confident I can make immediate contributions to your terror squad. Thank u for consideration (would be happy to adopt pig-centric avatar upon joining)

PM sent to Scott.

Welcome padsta! A quality slab of shoulder meat joining the table.

Lubawski wrote:

joe snuffy wrote:Glad to be a member of the Pigsty.

Your avatar is the ugliest woman I have ever seen.

Thanks! I'm rather fond of it.

Morning, I would like to apply to your clan. I have been playing for awhile with a break in the middle but am now getting into tournaments and team playing.

PM sent to Cookie

Too bad I'm in a clan already. I love lonesome dove... And I'm in the rugby club at our school... But I'm underage LOL

Conditions for joining and member list updated.

Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in..
Ha, sounds like a laugh mate. Never been clanning before but playing with the same people again sounds like fun. Not bedecked with medals yet but I generally know my way around a board position. I've even been known to correctly manhandle a pint-glass from time to time. I'm also an authority on all things pig-like as I once saw a clip on you-tube of a monkey riding a pig.

PM sent to Dog

Welcome DogAlmighty! Very glad to have you on board. Huge pick up for us.

We are proud to announce the addition of "Colonel" Dibbler to our team...while not a new player...certainly a new rank. "Hats off" to you and great job!

Out of all the animal mascot clans, I'm rooting for you pigs. Your two toughest opponents in this clade are Wild Geese (reformed L4D) and KoRT. KoRT is udderly nasty. While THOTA are technically horsemen, if they count as horses, then you have them to deal with as well. This last lot are especially dangerous, as some of them are practitioners of the famed Parthian shot, able to shoot you on any map as they retreat in the other direction.

My clan is made up of assassins. We are humans, undead (VampireM) and demons (me). But no animals. So until we meet on the fields of battle, good luck in your porcine endeavors.

I would like to be considered for your clan.

Qualifications:
I have had my shoes stolen from me while at a bar and not realize it.
I have been asked to leave the Beer store because I was wearing boxing gloves.
I have had to sleep at a friends front porch couch after one night of too many drinks and then awaken to find out
that my buddy does not have a front porch couch.
I uphold the law that no friend shall enter an alcoholic establishment without a wing man, who will get shot a dozen times, crash and burn in a fiery ball of hell and get up the next morning and get right back into uniform and attempt a successful sortie the next night.

If you do not find me a suitable candidate, please drink copious amounts of alcohol until you do.

Cheers

bobafart is in the sty.

We are actively looking for some team oriented players to join us in the Sty.

alt1978 wrote:As stated previously, our goals are intensely ambitious. We plan on consuming more beer while taking our turns than FOED, and we aspire to think more of our own abilities than THOTA. While these ridiculous heights seem nearly impossible to attain, we believe in setting our sights high.

As one of the representatives of FOED, I'd say that while you have good chances on attaining the attitudes and perhaps even skill of THOTA, I am somewhat skeptical about your drinking abilities. As soon as I read this part I thought - "Damn, I guess he has never seen [player]danryan[/player] ,[player]L M S[/player] and definitely not [player]nippersean[/player] playing or posting.

Commander9 wrote: As soon as I read this part I thought - "Damn, I guess he has never seen danryan ,L M S and definitely not nippersean playing or posting.

It may take years...a couple of divorces...and multiple liver transplants to get to that kind of LMS, Danryan level. But hey...we are aiming high. We recognize that we are a case or two down coming to the party...but picking up guys like bobafart and dogalmighty are helping us close the gap. If FOED is ever up for a "boatrace"...we're up for it.

alt1978 wrote:It may take years...a couple of divorces...and multiple liver transplants to get to that kind of LMS, Danryan level. But hey...we are aiming high. We recognize that we are a case or two down coming to the party...but picking up guys like bobafart and dogalmighty are helping us close the gap. If FOED is ever up for a "boatrace"...we're up for it.

I guess that's what you have to do... Although I think that they may actually not be (strictly saying) human and that this is the reason for their rather impressive abilities... As far as beerpong goes... Well, I'm not the one who's deciding who we play against

alt1978 wrote:

Commander9 wrote: As soon as I read this part I thought - "Damn, I guess he has never seen danryan ,L M S and definitely not nippersean playing or posting.

It may take years...a couple of divorces...and multiple liver transplants to get to that kind of LMS, Danryan level. But hey...we are aiming high. We recognize that we are a case or two down coming to the party...but picking up guys like bobafart and dogalmighty are helping us close the gap. If FOED is ever up for a "boatrace"...we're up for it.

Sorry, my glass is already on my head.

looking for applicants. Crossmap will be weighed heavily.