Conquer Club

"Sorry Honey, the boss is really grinding my gears to get this report on Team Statistics in before the end of the night. He wants to know how well my team plays together."


--Andy

my husband has accepted that "I'm going to go turn off the computer" really means, "I will be on the forums for an hour".

My girlfriend PAID for my membership, so I'd stop bothering her while she studied for univ exams that I was bored.

AndyDufresne wrote:"If I could get a warm and fuzzy feeling at home, I wouldn't have to get it at Conquer Club."


--Andy

oh Andy, that's just COLD

Just tell her to imagine all the other nasty things you could be doing.
She'll buy ya premium.

"Yes, dear, I will be right there."

Arama86n wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:"If I could get a warm and fuzzy feeling at home, I wouldn't have to get it at Conquer Club."


--Andy

oh Andy, that's just GOLD

There, fixed it

natty_dread wrote:"Maybe if we had sex more often I wouldn't spend so much time on the computer..."

Or the converse "If I spend more time on the computer we won't have to have sex as much".

sad part is, she prolly would agree with you

For me I simply do my yard once a week hardly and nicely (almost 2 acres!) and she has some weekly gifts....problem solved since more than a year!

"Honey, diplomatic relations have been tense ever since the minor skirmish between North and South Korea. Because of my experience on the World Map, I've been called in to mediate. I'll be home late."


--Andy

I'm attending online services at the Church of the Black Jesus for the holiday season.

"Honey, I don't think it is fair for you to suggest I have poor performance any more...I mean, just look at my Dice Stats."


--Andy

What do you mean I could conquer the world if only i got out of my chair!. I AM conquering the world as we speak!! Oh crap, that sneaky bastard!!!