Conquer Club

Skittles! wrote:

The Weird One wrote:

EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Seeing as how this is my first post ever in Spamalot, I decided to make it spam, fittingly enough.

first post?

In that case, may I be the first to ask "Who the fu1ck are you"!?!?!

First post in Spamalot, not the forum.

still, the same greeting goes for the first post in spamalot, not just the first post on the forum.

The Weird One wrote:

Skittles! wrote:

The Weird One wrote:

EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Seeing as how this is my first post ever in Spamalot, I decided to make it spam, fittingly enough.

first post?

In that case, may I be the first to ask "Who the fu1ck are you"!?!?!

First post in Spamalot, not the forum.

still, the same greeting goes for the first post in spamalot, not just the first post on the forum.

I was never asked that when I fist showed up. Hecter did, however, immediately accuse me of being a furry.

Fun fact: My first post in spamalot was my first post in the entire forum.

Lucarilover240 wrote:I was never asked that when I fist showed up. Hecter did, however, immediately accuse me of being a furry.

Well it's just so obvious...

Dodoria: You! Vegeta!
Vegeta: It's been a long time Dodoria. How are you?
Dodoria: I should've known. Shooting people in the back always was your style.
Vegeta: Careful now. We're all alone. Frieza and Zarbon aren't here to back you up. I'd watch what I said, if I were you.
Dodoria: Grr...
Vegeta: Then again, I suppose it doesn't matter. I'm still going to kill you either way. Ha ha ha ha.

While we're making DBZ refrences, let me just say...



NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!

apey wrote:

EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Seeing as how this is my first post ever in Spamalot, I decided to make it spam, fittingly enough.

R U sure this is your first post
I seem to remember you from some time ago??
(I luved the name)

*motor boats apey*

What's with all the starling's these days?

xelabale wrote:What's with all the starling's these days?

starlings? Do you mean the birds?

Lucarilover240 wrote:While we're making DBZ refrences, let me just say...



NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!

I just hoped someone would post this
really

The Weird One wrote:

xelabale wrote:What's with all the starling's these days?

starlings? Do you mean the birds?

Yeah, they're everywhere the dirty little beggers

xelabale wrote:

The Weird One wrote:

xelabale wrote:What's with all the starling's these days?

starlings? Do you mean the birds?

Yeah, they're everywhere the dirty little beggers

They're stalking you.

Oh my lord, I had to go back three pages to find you guys? Is everything all right?

Obviously not.

Well that's not good.

Tits

Don't you

Wish your

Girlfriend

Was hot

Like me?

Like you? No. Like Hecter? Yes.

Ta-da!

<Anonymous> Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.
<Anonymous> Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “f*ck! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! f*ck!.” By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.
<Anonymous> Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.”
<Anonymous> And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
<Anonymous> I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

Even more Ta-da!

<johno> yeh not alot just finished cleaning and doin laundry.
<jess> hahaha ok
<johno> yuh
<johno> theres no women around for me to yell at them to do it so i have to be the last resort
<johno> i yell at myself to do it
<johno> hit myself around the room
<johno> then start sobbing as i mop the floor with my bloodied hair
<jess> wtf seriously who the f*ck are you
<jess> thats fucked up who says that shit
<johno> yeah good point the blood WOULD make the floor worse.
<johno> thanks.
quit: johno (teaching that bitch how to clean properly)

Even more, more Ta-da!

<Hitchhiker> Gotta catch 'em all!
<ManInBlack> STDs!
<marik7772003> gonorrhea, i choose you
<ManInBlack> GO GET 'EM, HIV!
<Hitchhiker> Herpes, fire attack!
<ManInBlack> HIV IS EVOLVING
<ManInBlack> CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR HIV HAS BECOME AIDS!