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Posted: **Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:03 pm**

autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote: I was under the impression that you were a mime.

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

Pig forest you not can kill.

I loved the Sheriff of Rottingham.

That whole movie was great. "excuse me but it does appear your lizard's a bit...limp"

"we're men. We're men it tights. We run around the forest looking for fightst (that's right). We're men, We're men in ti-ights. But don't get us wrong or else will put out your lights.

Posted: **Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:04 pm**

autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:On a side note, I wonder what Silence of the Lambs would have been like if Hannibal Lecter had the elegance of someone from a Van Damme movie. Say instead of...

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti"

it was...

"I ate your pal dickface"

How about Silenced of the targetman377?

"eye 8 hiss lever wiff sum favre beens an ay nICE shiatsu"

] I just fell over in my chair laughing you sir have earned the rare and elusive DIAMOND paw stamp of approval.

Thank you. I didn't believe it to be DIAMOND worthy, but I will graciously accept.

I was feeling generous.

Posted: **Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:05 pm**

autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:so what happened to this thread? did i kill it?

Magic 8 Ball says: Signs point to yes

I believe I've said it before so I shall say it again. I don't believe in magic 8 balls.

Then either this thread lives, or target was not the one who killed it.

This sounds like a mystery. Should i call on Sherlock Holmes OR scooby doo?

Posted: **Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:06 pm**

autoload wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:Got myself a new sig in honor of my plummet from corporal to cook.

That is not a huge plummet...

Well when you live in a thread this Huge it's hard to tell what's Huge anymore.

Posted: **Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:30 pm**

I'm out.

Posted: **Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:40 pm**

autoload wrote:I'm out.

of order?

Posted: **Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:47 pm**

2dimes wrote:
autoload wrote:I'm out.

of order?

That should go down as one of the best scenes in cinema history. Just another one to add to Pacino's already impressive list.

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:15 am**

I feel like it has. Courtroom drama scenes almost always are infamous. Think A Few Good Men. Think My Cousin Vinny...? **Eats a banana**

--Andy

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:00 pm**

SNOW DAY NO SCHOOL CAMPUS CLOSED sorry auto in advance but stop reading after this point

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Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:07 pm**

Go outside an enjoy the snow. **Munches on a banana**

--Andy

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:12 pm**

AndyDufresne wrote:I feel like it has. Courtroom drama scenes almost always are infamous. Think A Few Good Men. Think My Cousin Vinny...? **Eats a banana**

--Andy

Very true though it wouldn't be bad to have magic grits.

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:13 pm**

targetman377 wrote:SNOW DAY NO SCHOOL CAMPUS CLOSED sorry auto in advance but stop reading after this point

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A snow day? Me thinks that target has stolen a weather device.

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:17 pm**

**Leaves a banana bunch on a table**

--Andy

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:44 pm**

You can have your snow day target. Today was my last final so I'm off for a while now.

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:52 pm**

Army of GOD wrote:You can have your snow day target. Today was my last final so I'm off for a while now.

My last final is two hours from now. this will probably the last you hear of me until it's over because I need to go over everything a couple more times before the final.

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:17 pm**

AndyDufresne wrote:**Removes Targetman from his Banana donation list. Munches on a banana**

--Andy

sorry andy i was just a little angry can you forgive me

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:25 pm**

autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
targetman377 wrote:so what happened to this thread? did i kill it?

Magic 8 Ball says: Signs point to yes

I believe I've said it before so I shall say it again. I don't believe in magic 8 balls.

Then either this thread lives, or target was not the one who killed it.

ohhh boy i thought for a minit u all hated me

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:37 pm**

strike wolf wrote:
2dimes wrote:
autoload wrote:I'm out.

of order?

That should go down as one of the best scenes in cinema history. Just another one to add to Pacino's already impressive list.

i hat e the godfathers

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:38 pm**

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:SNOW DAY NO SCHOOL CAMPUS CLOSED sorry auto in advance but stop reading after this point

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A snow day? Me thinks that target has stolen a weather device.

nope lots and lots and lots of SNOW

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:39 pm**

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:You can have your snow day target. Today was my last final so I'm off for a while now.

My last final is two hours from now. this will probably the last you hear of me until it's over because I need to go over everything a couple more times before the final.

hope it goes well for you

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2009 3:30 pm**

**Snacks on another banana**

--Andy

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:18 pm**

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:so what happened to this thread? did i kill it?

That would be fitting since you're an assassin but just like those who surpass the Geass, this thread can't be killed. most of it's just that I have finals and haven't been paying this thread full attention. Plus Jonesy has been kidnapped by GI...I mean that Jonesy has mysteriously disappeared. I'm also guessing that it's getting close to finals for you, auto and Luc.

yep it is about that time i am going to start hitting the books actually tonight

And by hitting the books you mean beating the cobra.

P.S. That can be wrong on at least 20 different levels.

I would know.

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:19 pm**

strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:**Erases Army of God from his banana donation list. Snacks on a banana.** Too bad...

--Andy

*Shakes hand*

Dammmnnnn youuuuu!

KAAAAAANN!

It's spelled KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:20 pm**

strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:Hm, targetman killed the thread again. **Eats a banana**

--Andy

WHAT I DID NOTHING THAT TIME

go shove a banana up your @#$@

Such profanity Imagine telling andy to shove a banana up his mouth.

I know know the reason if Target "dissappears".

Posted: **Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:21 pm**

jonesthecurl wrote:Hi everyone.
Just passing through - the visit to Wales was marred by my Dad having a heart attack.
I'm flying back there again tomorrow - he's about to have a bypass op, which is a little tricky at his advanced age.
I'll try and catch up on all the banter when I;m back again.

Good to hear from ya, Joonsey, and I hope your dad turns out okay.

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