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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:44 am
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:Lucarilover240 wrote:targetman377 wrote:diddle wrote:targetman377 wrote:i think thats what he is refering to
Tomato tomato.
That phrase loses a lot of its impact when typed.
well no duh..... no one wants that image of what they are words cover it up
This sentence =/= logical statement.
You assume target's heard of logic.
no i have herd and speak it just never got around to writing it
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:46 am
by targetman377
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:47 am
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:Lucarilover240 wrote:strike wolf wrote:targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:
You're more like a sports bra.
ok sorry i dont waer bras so could you please expain the diffrance between a bra and a sports bra thanks.
Sports bras hold breasts down more so that they aren't bouncing all over the place during workouts and sports.
Who the hell came up with that idea?!? (Readies assault rifle)
Probably a girl who actually played sports or a guy who married an athlete who complained about it.
thats understandable WOMEN CAN COMPLAIN
disclaimer: sorry ladies but you can
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:48 am
by targetman377
strike wolf wrote:Lucarilover240 wrote:strike wolf wrote:targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:In conclusion, I may not be going home to an empty bed every night for too much longer.
what ok lets start from the begging lone? what up
Isn't it obvious? There's a girl I like.
Have you hooked up with her yet, or are you still just friends?
You mean there's something in between she doesn't know I exist and getting her into bed?
oh brother what are we going to do?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:49 am
by targetman377
AndyDufresne wrote:I think we're ripe for an autoload refreshment. **Leaves a banana for him to find.**
--Andy
finds it DAM its old and rotten
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:54 am
by targetman377
autoload wrote:Tragic story today.
A couple days ago, I thought I would finally be able to get my "Hat Trick" today. For those that are uninitiated, my Hat Trick involves having sex with 3 different women on the same day. The way it was going to work out was that a woman I work with was going to stop by my house in the morning and we were going to have a little romp before a 5k we were both going to today. From the 5k, woman #1 was going straight home, and another woman I am having sexual relations with (woman #2) was going to bring me home. Woman #2 was also going to run this 5k, so as long as I stay neutral to both women, no suspicions would be raised. After I do my duty to woman #2, she would go home. I would then travel that evening to Woman #3's house for more goodness.
As it happened, woman #1 didn't go to work last night because of an illness, woman #2 started her period, and I just got a call from #3 that she is sick as well... When the chips fall, they fall hard eh?
This was an alignment of the stars like no other, because #1 lives rather far away, and truth be told, I hadn't had sex with her in about 9 months or more. I was shocked when she asked me for a "favor". #2 has a boyfriend that she lives with, so all illicit activities happen at my house during restricted hours. #3 is a single mom and we only do it when she doesn't have her kids.
There are other women, but they live out of town as well.
u ever said the wrong name?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:55 am
by Army of GOD
Haha I love it. There's one with a wild McCain too
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:56 am
by targetman377
Lucarilover240 wrote:Also, AOG, lovin your new avatar (The Pokemon Ash vs Fatal Error thing). Text boxes are a little difficult to read though, could you post the full sized version or at least give me a link to it?
only you lucar you make my day you really did thanxs
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:57 am
by targetman377
Army of GOD wrote:Haha I love it. There's one with a wild McCain too
i love divide by 0s so funny
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:57 am
by targetman377
ok goodnight all
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:52 am
by strike wolf
Army of GOD wrote:Haha I love it. There's one with a wild McCain too
You probably weren't hear for the wild Michael Jackson one.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:13 pm
by Lucarilover240
targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote:targetman377 wrote:strike wolf wrote: You're more like a sports bra.
ok sorry i dont waer bras so could you please expain the diffrance between a bra and a sports bra thanks.
Sports bras hold breasts down more so that they aren't bouncing all over the place during workouts and sports.
why thank you i did not know now i know
And knowing is half the battle!
GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:15 pm
by Lucarilover240
Army of GOD wrote:Haha I love it. There's one with a wild McCain too
Cool, thanks.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:20 pm
by autoload
Backlog complete.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:20 pm
by autoload
I'm out.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:25 pm
by 2dimes
There you have it. Where's Jones? I'm jonesin' for some Jones.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 8:06 pm
by Army of GOD
2dimes wrote:There you have it. Where's Jones? I'm jonesin' for some Jones.
He's with the Jone-is brothers
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:22 pm
by strike wolf
autoload wrote:Backlog complete.
when did it start?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:22 pm
by strike wolf
2dimes wrote:There you have it. Where's Jones? I'm jonesin' for some Jones.
I think he was having virus problems again...
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:49 pm
by targetman377
fine i see i say nothing useful to this thread at all...........
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:53 pm
by strike wolf
targetman377 wrote:fine i see i say nothing useful to this thread at all...........
I was under the impression that you were a mime.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:14 am
by strike wolf
It's time for strike's football game of the week.
This week's football game is the SEC Championship.
Final score: Bama 32-Florida 13 as the Tide roll and shut out Florida's offense in the second half to make it to the National title to play the 13-0 Texas Longhorns. meanwhile the 12-1 Florida Gators will go on to play the 13-0 Cincy Bearcats in the Sugar Bowl.
On a side not Cincinatti Bengals beat the Lions 23-13, Falcons lose big to Philly 34-7 and the Vikings suffer only their second loss of the season as Arizona beats them 30-17.
The Wolf has Spoken.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:22 am
by strike wolf
On a side note, I wonder what Silence of the Lambs would have been like if Hannibal Lecter had the elegance of someone from a Van Damme movie. Say instead of...
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti"
it was...
"I ate your pal dickface"
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:26 am
by AndyDufresne
**Eats a banana, skips the fava beans.**
--Andy
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:08 pm
by targetman377
