Conquer Club

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

2dimes wrote:This thread sure sags when auto isn't holding it up.

hey i try to hold it up are you saying i am bad at it

You're more like a sports bra.

ok sorry i dont waer bras so could you please expain the diffrance between a bra and a sports bra thanks.

Sports bras hold breasts down more so that they aren't bouncing all over the place during workouts and sports.

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:In conclusion, I may not be going home to an empty bed every night for too much longer.

what ok lets start from the begging lone? what up

Isn't it obvious? There's a girl I like.

targetman377 wrote:so i will go home to work and my cumputer is still not fixed you will know when my cumputer gets fixed cause you will notice less spelling mistakes. so yeah most likly will not be cheeking this alot over the weekend only if i get time you know what i mean right?

Target if you and your girlfriend have a romantic weekend planned you can tell us.

Army of GOD wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

diddle wrote:
It's all about the networking. I've been a registered user on this site for 3 years now! I'm sure when you get to that point you'll have people falling over themselve to buy premium. That said this place used to be a much more closely knit society in my first years.

i have been here 2 years coming up on 3 and no one would buy me premo

Has it been that long. Also I want the Achmed ring tone for Christmas "I...KEEL YOU!"

Dunham isn't that funny

Blasfemur.

**Leaves a trail of bananas**


--Andy

targetman377 wrote:

diddle wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:

diddle wrote:I wonder how many people who post in this thread will rememeber the thousand island oysters

You mean rocky mountain oysters?

i think thats what he is refering to

Tomato tomato.

That phrase loses a lot of its impact when typed.

well no duh..... no one wants that image of what they are words cover it up

This sentence =/= logical statement.

AndyDufresne wrote:

strike wolf wrote:In conclusion, I may not be going home to an empty bed every night for too much longer.

Asking for a canine for x-mas? **Eats a banana**


--Andy

(Forces self not to say anything)

Lucarilover240 wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

diddle wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:You mean rocky mountain oysters?

i think thats what he is refering to

Tomato tomato.

That phrase loses a lot of its impact when typed.

well no duh..... no one wants that image of what they are words cover it up

This sentence =/= logical statement.

You assume target's heard of logic.

Lucarilover240 wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:

strike wolf wrote:In conclusion, I may not be going home to an empty bed every night for too much longer.

Asking for a canine for x-mas? **Eats a banana**


--Andy

(Forces self not to say anything)

Forces you to say something.

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

2dimes wrote:This thread sure sags when auto isn't holding it up.

hey i try to hold it up are you saying i am bad at it

You're more like a sports bra.

ok sorry i dont waer bras so could you please expain the diffrance between a bra and a sports bra thanks.

Sports bras hold breasts down more so that they aren't bouncing all over the place during workouts and sports.

Who the hell came up with that idea?!? (Readies assault rifle)

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:In conclusion, I may not be going home to an empty bed every night for too much longer.

what ok lets start from the begging lone? what up

Isn't it obvious? There's a girl I like.

Have you hooked up with her yet, or are you still just friends?

In other news, apparently my water bottle was pressurized and just sprung a leak. It just now started making weird hissing noises and drops of water started coming out from under the cap all on it's own. I am moving my laptop AWAY FROM THE FUCKING WATER BOTTLE. (Confused as hell right now...)

Lucarilover240 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

hey i try to hold it up are you saying i am bad at it

You're more like a sports bra.

ok sorry i dont waer bras so could you please expain the diffrance between a bra and a sports bra thanks.

Sports bras hold breasts down more so that they aren't bouncing all over the place during workouts and sports.

Who the hell came up with that idea?!? (Readies assault rifle)

Probably a girl who actually played sports or a guy who married an athlete who complained about it.

Lucarilover240 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:In conclusion, I may not be going home to an empty bed every night for too much longer.

what ok lets start from the begging lone? what up

Isn't it obvious? There's a girl I like.

Have you hooked up with her yet, or are you still just friends?

You mean there's something in between she doesn't know I exist and getting her into bed?

strike wolf wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:In conclusion, I may not be going home to an empty bed every night for too much longer.

what ok lets start from the begging lone? what up

Isn't it obvious? There's a girl I like.

Have you hooked up with her yet, or are you still just friends?

You mean there's something in between she doesn't know I exist and getting her into bed?

Nes.


I mean yo.

strike wolf wrote:
You assume target's heard of logic.

Target logic.

Half the work and none of the calories of regular logic

I think we're ripe for an autoload refreshment. **Leaves a banana for him to find.**


--Andy

Before I forget...

strike wolf wrote:

2dimes wrote:This thread sure sags when auto isn't holding it up.

Are you relating auto to a bra? if so that wouldn't be the worst job to have.

I have two hands...

AndyDufresne wrote:

2dimes wrote:This thread sure sags when auto isn't holding it up.

What doesn't sag when autoload isn't holding it? **Hands 2dimes a banana**


--Andy

This post gets my Seal of approval.

strike wolf wrote:In conclusion, I may not be going home to an empty bed every night for too much longer.

Elaborate?

Army of GOD wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

autoload wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

2dimes wrote:This thread sure sags when auto isn't holding it up.

hey i try to hold it up are you saying i am bad at it

I think that was implied, yes.

wow now i am going to go off and kill myself

Wait! Can you buy me a premie first?!

lol

AndyDufresne wrote:I think we're ripe for an autoload refreshment. **Leaves a banana for him to find.**


--Andy

Fitting that this was the last post before my arrival.

Backlog complete.

Before I forget...