Conquer Club

you excessively brag about your highest rank/points/postion on the scoreboard, number of medals you've earned, how many clans your clan has beaten, how many clans you're in, your win percentage, how many games you've completed/won, and how good you are at catching multis...

When the first line on your resume after your name is Conquer Club rank.

When you click on CC before you have had your coffee.

When you start reading and posting endlessly on the forums because it takes to long to wait for a turn (in a speed game!).

When you find your self with 60+ games active and over 100 "recently finished" on a regular basis.

mpjh wrote:When you wife says, "Here sweetie, conquer this."

AND you keep playing CC

PLAYER57832 wrote:When you click on CC before you have had your coffee.

When you start reading and posting endlessly on the forums because it takes to long to wait for a turn (in a speed game!).

When you find your self with 60+ games active and over 100 "recently finished" on a regular basis.

hear hear!

MoB Deadly wrote:When you play a speed game from your phone. ( I thought about it but convinced myself not to lol)

When you are on CC more than Facebook

Uh, oh, that second one's me.

apey wrote:

mpjh wrote:When you wife says, "Here sweetie, conquer this."

AND you keep playing CC

XD nice one, apey

..when your boss says, "You've been playing too much of that damn game I keep seeing you on. Get back to work."

...when you open a new browser and instinctively type conquerclub.com


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:...when you open a new browser and instinctively type conquerclub.com


--Andy

When you open your browser and type in "c" and the first 30 to 40 links are ALL to ConquerClub.com

P.S. This, sadly, is true...

You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you refer to getting lucky with your girlfriend as "Getting good dice".

you're one of the forum regulars

...you cancel a date because you're in a speed game.

...and when you refer to speed games as a "Speedos"

ManBungalow wrote:...you cancel a date because you're in a speed game.

...and when you refer to speed games as a "Speedos"

Hey ManB, are you up for a doubles
??

ManBungalow wrote:...and when you refer to speed games as a "Speedos"

i guess im alright then, i call them 'speeders'

obliterationX wrote:

ManBungalow wrote:...you cancel a date because you're in a speed game.

...and when you refer to speed games as a "Speedos"

Hey ManB, are you up for a doubles
??

okay, I loled.

...When you refer to your wife's giving birth as a "deployment"

...When you send emails to the prime minister of Australia, suggesting a secret pact

...When you see a guy playfully roll some dice at a party and you yell, "Take cover!"

when you hear the word 'herpes' and think of the conqerclub conquerer

when you see the word troll and cringe!

when you see the "N-word" and no longer cringe.

whitestazn88 wrote:you're one of the forum regulars

When you know who the forum regulars are!

When you open your browser and then automatically open 2 more tabs, because "my games" isn't enough. You have to have one open for inbox and one open for game finder before you can do anything

Georgerx7di wrote:When you open your browser and then automatically open 2 more tabs, because "my games" isn't enough. You have to have one open for inbox and one open for game finder before you can do anything

more like 3 tabs... don't forget the forum.

i actually open the forum first, then open tabs for every forum i regularly check, which is gd, callouts, create/join a clan, much ado about nothing, map foundry (and its sub forums), then a clan forum once in a while...

whitestazn88 wrote:

Georgerx7di wrote:When you open your browser and then automatically open 2 more tabs, because "my games" isn't enough. You have to have one open for inbox and one open for game finder before you can do anything

more like 3 tabs... don't forget the forum.

i actually open the forum first, then open tabs for every forum i regularly check, which is gd, callouts, create/join a clan, much ado about nothing, map foundry (and its sub forums), then a clan forum once in a while...

inbox/wall comes first, then forum, then live chat

Inbox/wall, map-related usergroups & Foundry, turns, rest of forum if i find anything interesting

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