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strike wolf wrote:autoload wrote:targetman377 wrote:2dimes wrote:Ah to be young and be upset about missing a day of the sex.
arent you and auto the around the same age
2dimes is a decade or so older. Give or take a couple years.
A decade older at your age? That's like if I was 5 and you were 4...
AndyDufresne wrote:xelabale wrote:This is a really long thread
I feel like someone should discipline him. **Eats a banana**
--Andy
targetman377 wrote:2dimes wrote:The Old Flame
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to f*ck off.
2diems this did not actually happan did it?
autoload wrote:strike wolf wrote:diddle wrote:This thread is Huge.
We should have a game show...Are you Huger than a longest thread? No one would ever win not even this guy...
New thread picture?
Lucarilover240 wrote:autoload wrote:Congrats on getting post 47,000 Lucarilover240
Thank you. *Bows*
Army of GOD wrote:You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]
Army of GOD wrote:Lucarilover240 wrote:autoload wrote:Congrats on getting post 47,000 Lucarilover240
Thank you. *Bows*
*Cough* Insignificant! *cough*
autoload wrote:Lucarilover240 wrote:autoload wrote:Congrats on getting post 47,000 Lucarilover240
Thank you. *Bows*
*receives bow*
targetman377 wrote:Quirk wrote:
your back and we found our new page pic!!!!!!!
Utafar wrote:C-c-c-c-combobreaker
Utafar wrote:Army of GOD wrote:You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]
I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first
Army of GOD wrote:targetman377 wrote:Army of GOD wrote:Nobody pays me in gum
sorry would you like too?
I'd like to get paid in platinum actually.
Utafar wrote:autoload wrote:Lucarilover240 wrote:autoload wrote:Congrats on getting post 47,000 Lucarilover240
Thank you. *Bows*
*receives bow*
*witnesses bow
autoload wrote:Army of GOD wrote:targetman377 wrote:Army of GOD wrote:Nobody pays me in gum
sorry would you like too?
I'd like to get paid in platinum actually.
I'd like to get paid in pussy.
Army of GOD wrote:Utafar wrote:Army of GOD wrote:You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]
I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first
Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?
autoload wrote:Utafar wrote:autoload wrote:Lucarilover240 wrote:autoload wrote:Congrats on getting post 47,000 Lucarilover240
Thank you. *Bows*
*receives bow*
*witnesses bow
*unties bow*
autoload wrote:Army of GOD wrote:targetman377 wrote:Army of GOD wrote:Nobody pays me in gum
sorry would you like too?
I'd like to get paid in platinum actually.
I'd like to get paid in pussy.
Army of GOD wrote:Utafar wrote:Army of GOD wrote:You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]
I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first
Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?
autoload wrote:Army of GOD wrote:Utafar wrote:Army of GOD wrote:You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]
I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first
Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?
I don't think it was meant personally.
Army of GOD wrote:autoload wrote:Army of GOD wrote:Utafar wrote:Army of GOD wrote:You have to put it on photobucket and then do a lil sum'thin sum'thin like [img]THE%20URL%20OF%20THE%20PIC%20GOES%20HERE[/img]
I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first
Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?
I don't think it was meant personally.
Wel i'M smerter then hi.m aneewaah
Utafar wrote:Army of GOD wrote:autoload wrote:Army of GOD wrote:Utafar wrote:
I know how to post images retard, I just wanted to know if there was a way to post pictures I have without uploading them to a different website first
Really? Is there really a point to calling me a retard?
I don't think it was meant personally.
Wel i'M smerter then hi.m aneewaah
that's not funny. my best friend suffers from "Typing misspelled and unfunny sarcastic comments syndrome" you dickhead
Army of GOD wrote:
It's obviously contagious.
Utafar wrote:I'd like to get paid in platinum pussy
Utafar wrote:
that's not funny you dickhead
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