Conquer Club

diddle wrote:This thread is Huge.

Lucarilover240 wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:Of cousre I'm a secret assassin why do you think I brag so much about something where I actually didn't assassinate the guy?

oh i c that makes sences

Your sentence, however, does not.

autoload wrote:

2dimes wrote:Ah to be young and be upset about missing a day of the sex.

I miss days all the time. The reason I was upset about this morning was that I had something scheduled and she backed out on me. This left me no time to line up a backup piece of ass.

autoload wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

2dimes wrote:Ah to be young and be upset about missing a day of the sex.

arent you and auto the around the same age

2dimes is a decade or so older. Give or take a couple years.

2dimes wrote:The Old Flame

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.











We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.






I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".







"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.






"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."







She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".







"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"








She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.










She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.









Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"








So I told her to f*ck off.

targetman377 wrote:ohhhh hey 2 dimes you have kids then you married????

autoload wrote:Congrats on getting post 47,000 Lucarilover240

targetman377 wrote:

2dimes wrote:The Old Flame

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.











We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.






I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".







"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.






"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."







She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".







"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"








She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.










She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.









Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"








So I told her to f*ck off.

2diems this did not actually happan did it?

Lucarilover240 wrote:

autoload wrote:Congrats on getting post 47,000 Lucarilover240

Thank you. *Bows*

AndyDufresne wrote:What is this, the targetman page? **Takes his bananas away**


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:

xelabale wrote:This is a really long thread

I feel like someone should discipline him. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

2dimes wrote:

autoload wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

2dimes wrote:Ah to be young and be upset about missing a day of the sex.

arent you and auto the around the same age

2dimes is a decade or so older. Give or take a couple years.

I'm the priest, auto is the alter boy.

autoload wrote:

2dimes wrote:

autoload wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

2dimes wrote:Ah to be young and be upset about missing a day of the sex.

arent you and auto the around the same age

2dimes is a decade or so older. Give or take a couple years.

I'm the priest, auto is the alter boy.

I didn't want to give it away so easily...

Army of GOD wrote:Nobody pays me in gum

Quirk wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

Andy made it...that's why the monkey's the villian.

ohh ok wow andy your rich can i bum a franklyn oh wait we had one in here he posted pic now he's not

I've been busy doing stuff you guys wouldn't be interested in. No new pics to post. No new tales to tell {Love & Rockets}. The little guy is doing well. He started clapping last week . My mother is still too sick for guests so we are headed over to my brother's house in Atlanta. We'll be back tomorrow night. Hope everyone has a happy Thanksgiving.

Quirk wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:What is this, the targetman page? **Takes his bananas away**


--Andy

2dimes wrote:

targetman377 wrote:ohhhh hey 2 dimes you have kids then you married????

No the other way around. I didn't do anything that would cause kids to happen before I was married.

Army of GOD wrote:

Lucarilover240 wrote:

autoload wrote:Congrats on getting post 47,000 Lucarilover240

Thank you. *Bows*

*Cough* Insignificant! *cough*

targetman377 wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Nobody pays me in gum

sorry would you like too?

strike wolf wrote:

diddle wrote:This thread is Huge.

We should have a game show...Are you Huger than a longest thread? No one would ever win not even this guy...