Conquer Club

muy_thaiguy wrote:Your girlfriend, in the basement, with a whip, chains, and handcuffs?

By Wadsworth the butler.

AndyDufresne wrote:**Writes a song about banana. Eats a banana bunch**


--Andy

*Takes bananas.*

It's for your own good!


*Gives Andy War and Peace by Tolstoy*

No bananas til you're finished.

muy_thaiguy wrote:Your girlfriend, in the basement, with a whip, chains, and handcuffs?

i am confused??? by your recnet activites

jonesthecurl wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:I've said it before and I'll no doubt say it again.
I don't give a flying bleepity where cotton-eye bloody Joe came from, and I sure as hell don't care where the bleep he goes.

i think you pushed jonseys button and i thought nothing you could say would upset our jonsy!!!! wow your real colors show and i must say i am a little appouled lol...........jk

I hate that effin song.
There was a guy who used to frequent the same pub as me at the time who insisted on putting it on the jukebox repeatedly.
he also liked Johnny Cash.
I forget his name, I always thought of him as the "dull boring drunken bastard".

i c and this is when you decided to beccome king cobra to get back at that drunken bastered!!!

AndyDufresne wrote:**Writes a song about banana. Eats a banana bunch**


--Andy

steals them away ANDY YOU KNOW YOU CANT HAVE BANANAS

Army of GOD wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:**Writes a song about banana. Eats a banana bunch**


--Andy

*Takes bananas.*

It's for your own good!


*Gives Andy War and Peace by Tolstoy*

No bananas til you're finished.

good job keep his mind off his addiction

targetman377 wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Your girlfriend, in the basement, with a whip, chains, and handcuffs?

i am confused??? by your recnet activites

So am I. I see the doctor in the morning for a follow up.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Your girlfriend, in the basement, with a whip, chains, and handcuffs?

i am confused??? by your recnet activites

So am I. I see the doctor in the morning for a follow up.

ok have fun with that

Hey all.

I'm not sure what all I have told you about my stepmother in here. Basically, she was more of a mother to me than my natural mother. Raised me from the age of 9. Anyways, she has been battling lung cancer for the last 3 years. Never smoked a cigarette, no drinking, clean church living... This morning she passed away at 10am. Her suffering escalated dramatically earlier this year, with labored breathing and constant coughing. In fact, one time she broke 3 ribs from coughing so much. Cancer spread past her lungs into the ribs.

She was only 53 years old and will be sorely missed. Everytime I run a race and I feel the pain of my breathing or the burning legs, I will think of what she had to live with these last few years and realize that my pain I am feeling that moment is NOTHING compared to what she had to endure just to live another second. I hereby dedicate all my remaining important races in her honor.

I will be taking a short leave of absence from here. I expect no sympathy or other kinds of attention from you all. I like everyone here, even Jimbo, and will be back to my old self soon enough. Take care of the fort guys.

muy_thaiguy wrote:If it hadn' been for Cotton Eyed Joe,
I'd been married long time go,
Where'd you come from where'd you go,
Where'd you come from Cotton Eyed Joe?
(que the banjo)

Cotton Eyed Joe stole my lady...the police say it's because he's got a cooler name than I do.

targetman377 wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

autoload wrote:I'm out.

when were you in???

Ha.

C'est quoi elle a parlé (?)

hey i speak english! (not good but hey)

I believe he said "Is that what she said?"

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:Wake me up when the topic changes...

Would you prefer we wake you up with the water bucket or gun fire?

:-k:-k well the water is cold and the gun fire is load i just dont know SUPRISE ME!!!!

Nah for target only the loudest most dangerous thing imaginable...you gets the tactical nuke.

oh boy thats what i was just dreaming about!!!! yeah!!!! cant wait how close?????

You'll find out in the morning. Lets just say I'll be disappointed if there's anything more than radioactive ash left.

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:[


me too i dislike collage football very much

You never really liked heart, you always kill the heart.

what?????

I are truping t-man att hys on sport.

Exactly.

targetman377 wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:I've said it before and I'll no doubt say it again.
I don't give a flying bleepity where cotton-eye bloody Joe came from, and I sure as hell don't care where the bleep he goes.

i think you pushed jonseys button and i thought nothing you could say would upset our jonsy!!!! wow your real colors show and i must say i am a little appouled lol...........jk

umm...english please?

That last page had very little to nothing to post on.

It's time for strike's long over do video game of the week.

this week's video game is....

Left 4 Dead 2.

Left 4 Dead 2 is quite possibly (and is in my opinion) the best zombie shooting game ever thought up. WHat sets L4D2 apart is the smooth and entertaining game play as well as an advanced AI generator to make sure that the experience is never the same twice with randomly generated zombies, randomly placed weapon (not always the same weapons found either), randomly summoned hordes and special infected throughout the map and now even parts of the map change every time you play as well as various strategic obstacles to get by. Basically L4D2 is everything that was good about the first game and more. Definitely a game that's meant to be played multi-player. Only real problem with the game is playing with computer teammates (they won't shoot you but they're also horribly inaccurate and will often waste health.)

Best gun: Sniper rifle followed by the combat shotgun (strongest gun with exception of the grenade launcher (I gues not technically a gun) but very short range and fairly limited ammo (100 vs 180 on the Sniper))

Best Melee weapon: katana (fast and can take out multiple zombies at a time)

Hardest Special infected: the tank and the wandering witch top this list however I'll give the jockey special mention for being difficult to deal with (jumps on your head and will lead you into danger while damaging you).

The Wolf has Spoken.

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strike wolf wrote:It's time for strike's long over do video game of the week.

this week's video game is....

Left 4 Dead 2.

Left 4 Dead 2 is quite possibly (and is in my opinion) the best zombie shooting game ever thought up. WHat sets L4D2 apart is the smooth and entertaining game play as well as an advanced AI generator to make sure that the experience is never the same twice with randomly generated zombies, randomly placed weapon (not always the same weapons found either), randomly summoned hordes and special infected throughout the map and now even parts of the map change every time you play as well as various strategic obstacles to get by. Basically L4D2 is everything that was good about the first game and more. Definitely a game that's meant to be played multi-player. Only real problem with the game is playing with computer teammates (they won't shoot you but they're also horribly inaccurate and will often waste health.)

Best gun: Sniper rifle followed by the combat shotgun (strongest gun with exception of the grenade launcher (I gues not technically a gun) but very short range and fairly limited ammo (100 vs 180 on the Sniper))

Best Melee weapon: katana (fast and can take out multiple zombies at a time)

Hardest Special infected: the tank and the wandering witch top this list however I'll give the jockey special mention for being difficult to deal with (jumps on your head and will lead you into danger while damaging you).

The Wolf has Spoken.

Obviously you haven't played Assassin's Creed 2 yet. Just rented it and that is an addicting game. Combat is a LOT better then the first one, so is the overall game.

autoload wrote:Hey all.

I'm not sure what all I have told you about my stepmother in here. Basically, she was more of a mother to me than my natural mother. Raised me from the age of 9. Anyways, she has been battling lung cancer for the last 3 years. Never smoked a cigarette, no drinking, clean church living... This morning she passed away at 10am. Her suffering escalated dramatically earlier this year, with labored breathing and constant coughing. In fact, one time she broke 3 ribs from coughing so much. Cancer spread past her lungs into the ribs.

She was only 53 years old and will be sorely missed. Everytime I run a race and I feel the pain of my breathing or the burning legs, I will think of what she had to live with these last few years and realize that my pain I am feeling that moment is NOTHING compared to what she had to endure just to live another second. I hereby dedicate all my remaining important races in her honor.

I will be taking a short leave of absence from here. I expect no sympathy or other kinds of attention from you all. I like everyone here, even Jimbo, and will be back to my old self soon enough. Take care of the fort guys.

Sympathy and respect.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

strike wolf wrote:It's time for strike's long over do video game of the week.

this week's video game is....

Left 4 Dead 2.

Left 4 Dead 2 is quite possibly (and is in my opinion) the best zombie shooting game ever thought up. WHat sets L4D2 apart is the smooth and entertaining game play as well as an advanced AI generator to make sure that the experience is never the same twice with randomly generated zombies, randomly placed weapon (not always the same weapons found either), randomly summoned hordes and special infected throughout the map and now even parts of the map change every time you play as well as various strategic obstacles to get by. Basically L4D2 is everything that was good about the first game and more. Definitely a game that's meant to be played multi-player. Only real problem with the game is playing with computer teammates (they won't shoot you but they're also horribly inaccurate and will often waste health.)

Best gun: Sniper rifle followed by the combat shotgun (strongest gun with exception of the grenade launcher (I gues not technically a gun) but very short range and fairly limited ammo (100 vs 180 on the Sniper))

Best Melee weapon: katana (fast and can take out multiple zombies at a time)

Hardest Special infected: the tank and the wandering witch top this list however I'll give the jockey special mention for being difficult to deal with (jumps on your head and will lead you into danger while damaging you).

The Wolf has Spoken.

Obviously you haven't played Assassin's Creed 2 yet. Just rented it and that is an addicting game. Combat is a LOT better then the first one, so is the overall game.

One I wasn't comparing it to Assassin's Creed at all and secon, no I haven't played it. First person shooters (FPS) are more my style of game

autoload wrote:Hey all.

I'm not sure what all I have told you about my stepmother in here. Basically, she was more of a mother to me than my natural mother. Raised me from the age of 9. Anyways, she has been battling lung cancer for the last 3 years. Never smoked a cigarette, no drinking, clean church living... This morning she passed away at 10am. Her suffering escalated dramatically earlier this year, with labored breathing and constant coughing. In fact, one time she broke 3 ribs from coughing so much. Cancer spread past her lungs into the ribs.

She was only 53 years old and will be sorely missed. Everytime I run a race and I feel the pain of my breathing or the burning legs, I will think of what she had to live with these last few years and realize that my pain I am feeling that moment is NOTHING compared to what she had to endure just to live another second. I hereby dedicate all my remaining important races in her honor.

I will be taking a short leave of absence from here. I expect no sympathy or other kinds of attention from you all. I like everyone here, even Jimbo, and will be back to my old self soon enough. Take care of the fort guys.

Very sorry to hear this and I hope that you win all of your races. I'd tell you how I'm deeply sorry for your loss but I feel that most likely will not make you feel any better.

autoload wrote:Hey all.

I'm not sure what all I have told you about my stepmother in here. Basically, she was more of a mother to me than my natural mother. Raised me from the age of 9. Anyways, she has been battling lung cancer for the last 3 years. Never smoked a cigarette, no drinking, clean church living... This morning she passed away at 10am. Her suffering escalated dramatically earlier this year, with labored breathing and constant coughing. In fact, one time she broke 3 ribs from coughing so much. Cancer spread past her lungs into the ribs.

She was only 53 years old and will be sorely missed. Everytime I run a race and I feel the pain of my breathing or the burning legs, I will think of what she had to live with these last few years and realize that my pain I am feeling that moment is NOTHING compared to what she had to endure just to live another second. I hereby dedicate all my remaining important races in her honor.

I will be taking a short leave of absence from here. I expect no sympathy or other kinds of attention from you all. I like everyone here, even Jimbo, and will be back to my old self soon enough. Take care of the fort guys.

take all the time you need auto. all i can say is that i am sorry for your loss i will make sure to pray for her. and i am very sorry for your loss. i wish that you may rember the good times you had with her celabrate here life. in the best way possiable. and auto you should know are paryers are with you and your family.

sincerly scott. aka targetman

strike wolf wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:If it hadn' been for Cotton Eyed Joe,
I'd been married long time go,
Where'd you come from where'd you go,
Where'd you come from Cotton Eyed Joe?
(que the banjo)

Cotton Eyed Joe stole my lady...the police say it's because he's got a cooler name than I do.

but i hear he only wheres leather?

strike wolf wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:

targetman377 wrote:

autoload wrote:I'm out.

when were you in???

Ha.

C'est quoi elle a parlé (?)

hey i speak english! (not good but hey)

I believe he said "Is that what she said?"

oh thanks