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jonesthecurl wrote:When you read the Superbowl thread in Chatter Box even though you have no interest in the subject, just so all the "new post" buttons are grey.

Why don't you just click the *mark all topics read clicky* at the top of the page?
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sfhbballnut wrote:when you sat here and played straight through the server issues yesterday haha

when you feel what you have to say is so important you keep clicking submit, even though the page isn't loading.

That is classic and so true
You kow your obseesed with conquerclub when stay on a 1v1 map and click refresh map 121 times just so you can get your asia bonus b4 the guy with five cards takes one of your territories
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jonesthecurl wrote:When you read the Superbowl thread in Chatter Box even though you have no interest in the subject, just so all the "new post" buttons are grey.



Lol, that's how you know you have OCD! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Now I don't think I've taken you this way before suggsy, mind your step. Walkies! =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~
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when you forget your name and start writing your screen name everywhere :?
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when your friends list has more names than your address book
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When you think posting in the forums is more important than masturbating.
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Post your own answers! Anything you can think of.

You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you walk into the UN carrying a card with the number 57 on it, roll 3 dice, and yell that you have just taken over Germany.
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You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat screaming:"NO! I didn't mean to! I didn't mean to hit the "End Assaults" buttooooonnnnn!!"
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damnit! i was hoping that this was the old thread and it had been bumped!!! where is that thread?!!! anyway, this thread is always amusing when it comes back in some form or the other!!! i can't wait for the first kamchatcha joke...-0
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owenshooter wrote:damnit! i was hoping that this was the old thread and it had been bumped!!! where is that thread?!!! anyway, this thread is always amusing when it comes back in some form or the other!!! i can't wait for the first kamchatcha joke...-0


You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you say find yourself saying: "damnit! i was hoping that this was the old thread and it had been bumped!!! where is that thread?!!! anyway, this thread is always amusing when it comes back in some form or the other!!! i can't wait for the first kamchatcha joke...-0"

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when your burnt out and dont give a shit about it any more. I think 4,300+ completed games in less than a year n a 1/2 is too much.
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....you become a mod. 8-[
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When you end up as a freemium in a speed game (Game 4658718), and thank god you made that game when you did. Also, when the thought of 2 weeks without premium scares you.
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Night Strike wrote:....you become a mod. 8-[


hahahaha :lol:

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Night Strike wrote:....you become a mod. 8-[

Or even worse, an admin.
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when you quit looking at the forum as a whole, and just click"view your posts" to see if anyone is trolling you.

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When you have the entire layout of two maps memorized and think about the forum when you are trying to sleep also when your teacher says
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-... When you're studying World War 2 and think: "Damn, the entire french nation conquered in less than a week? They must have had horrible dice."
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-... When you're studying World War 2 as a whole and think: "Damn, Hitler must have had great dice. If only he got cards for bombarding Britain's bonuses we'd all be speaking german."
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When you should be asleep, and you don't even feel like playing anymore but you know you only need 99 more ud's for the ass medal. Then you can go back to normal games and get your stinking rank back.

When you know you need to get home early incase its your turn in a triples game.

When you actually have to think about whether you would rather get laid or have a few hours to play a some speed games.
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When you wife says, "Here sweetie, conquer this."
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when you're strting to make friends on CC ... =D> :lol:

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When you play a speed game from your phone. ( I thought about it but convinced myself not to lol)

When you are on CC more than Facebook
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