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Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:18 am**

Jamie wrote:all this poll proves so far is that 14% of the people on this site are liars

The other 14% may not have any penis or testicles or vagina...so just leave them alone, would ya?

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:45 pm**

0ojakeo0 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Masturbation is great.

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:53 pm**

lord voldemort wrote:
Skoffin wrote:Who you calling a liar? Them's fighting words.

wat u dont???
scum tell!!

i dnt beleive it

I just find it.. gross. Or maybe I don't have a sex drive. Or maybe I simply just do not need to masturbate.

Your mother is satisfying enough (I felt like I was obligated to make a your mother reference)

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:55 pm**

I think we all know God kills a kitten every time you masturbate....its just clear that Skoffin thinks about the kittens more than most.

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:55 pm**

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:56 pm**

got tonkaed wrote:I think we all know God kills a kitten every time you masturbate....its just clear that Skoffin thinks about the kittens more than most.

Indeed! Skoffins are half cat you know!!

Lovo, wtf?

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:59 pm**

I'd make a sex comment about skoffin as well, but I respect her too much. That and she'd rip my ball off. Yes, ball... She's already got one :shock:

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:00 pm**

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:00 pm**

hecter wrote:I'd make a sex comment about skoffin as well, but I respect her too much. That and she'd rip my ball off. Yes, ball... She's already got one

she knows im joking, though i deleted it cause i went to far

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:45 pm**

Skoffin wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
Skoffin wrote:Who you calling a liar? Them's fighting words.

wat u dont???
scum tell!!

i dnt beleive it

I just find it.. gross. Or maybe I don't have a sex drive. Or maybe I simply just do not need to masturbate.

Your mother is satisfying enough (I felt like I was obligated to make a your mother reference)

a lot of girls at my school say the same thing. :roll:

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:46 pm**

Everyone, the whole time, and there is nothing wrong with it.
In fact its healthy.
If they had wanking booths on the streets of london, there would be no more bar fights, and no more rape.

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:46 pm**

duday53 wrote:
Skoffin wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
Skoffin wrote:Who you calling a liar? Them's fighting words.

wat u dont???
scum tell!!

i dnt beleive it

I just find it.. gross. Or maybe I don't have a sex drive. Or maybe I simply just do not need to masturbate.

Your mother is satisfying enough (I felt like I was obligated to make a your mother reference)
a lot of girls at my school say the same thing.

Lies.

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:47 pm**

Girls don't admit it. Guys brag about it.

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:49 pm**

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:19 am**

misterman10 wrote:Girls don't admit it. Guys brag about it.

I admit it. Wooooo.

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:44 am**

I like to tickle my balls with Rosary beads...(I'm going to hell ain't I?)

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:46 am**

Your sig is too big.

You are, DaGip, you are.

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:10 am**

DaGip wrote:I like to tickle my balls with Rosary beads...(I'm going to hell ain't I?)

I think I've heard that somewhere before.........

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:59 am**

Skittles! wrote:Your sig is too big.

You are, DaGip, you are.

That's what the girls keep tellin' me... :lol:

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:35 am**

I hear Ron Paul masturbates frequently.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:47 am**

I'm gonna give this thread a no comment

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:30 pm**

I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face! :oops:

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:50 pm**

DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face!

How big was this fish?

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:01 pm**

ignotus wrote:
DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face!

How big was this fish?

Oh...about this big! :shock:

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:02 pm**

DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face!

That is not a tale we need to know.

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Who masturbates ???????????