Who masturbates ???????????

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:18 am

Jamie wrote:all this poll proves so far is that 14% of the people on this site are liars

The other 14% may not have any penis or testicles or vagina...so just leave them alone, would ya?

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 12:45 pm

0ojakeo0 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Masturbation is great.

Skoffin · Post by **Skoffin** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:53 pm

lord voldemort wrote:
Skoffin wrote:Who you calling a liar? Them's fighting words.

wat u dont???
scum tell!!

i dnt beleive it

I just find it.. gross. Or maybe I don't have a sex drive. Or maybe I simply just do not need to masturbate.

Your mother is satisfying enough (I felt like I was obligated to make a your mother reference)

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:55 pm

I think we all know God kills a kitten every time you masturbate....its just clear that Skoffin thinks about the kittens more than most.

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:55 pm

Skoffin · Post by **Skoffin** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:56 pm

got tonkaed wrote:I think we all know God kills a kitten every time you masturbate....its just clear that Skoffin thinks about the kittens more than most.

Indeed! Skoffins are half cat you know!!

Lovo, wtf?

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:59 pm

I'd make a sex comment about skoffin as well, but I respect her too much. That and she'd rip my ball off. Yes, ball... She's already got one :shock:

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:00 pm

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:00 pm

hecter wrote:I'd make a sex comment about skoffin as well, but I respect her too much. That and she'd rip my ball off. Yes, ball... She's already got one

she knows im joking, though i deleted it cause i went to far

duday53 · Post by **duday53** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:45 pm

Skoffin wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
Skoffin wrote:Who you calling a liar? Them's fighting words.

wat u dont???
scum tell!!

i dnt beleive it

I just find it.. gross. Or maybe I don't have a sex drive. Or maybe I simply just do not need to masturbate.

Your mother is satisfying enough (I felt like I was obligated to make a your mother reference)

a lot of girls at my school say the same thing. :roll:

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:46 pm

Everyone, the whole time, and there is nothing wrong with it.
In fact its healthy.
If they had wanking booths on the streets of london, there would be no more bar fights, and no more rape.

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:46 pm

duday53 wrote:
Skoffin wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:
Skoffin wrote:Who you calling a liar? Them's fighting words.

wat u dont???
scum tell!!

i dnt beleive it

I just find it.. gross. Or maybe I don't have a sex drive. Or maybe I simply just do not need to masturbate.

Your mother is satisfying enough (I felt like I was obligated to make a your mother reference)
a lot of girls at my school say the same thing.

Lies.

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:47 pm

Girls don't admit it. Guys brag about it.

duday53 · Post by **duday53** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:49 pm

pennypuffkin · Post by **pennypuffkin** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:19 am

misterman10 wrote:Girls don't admit it. Guys brag about it.

I admit it. Wooooo.

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:44 am

I like to tickle my balls with Rosary beads...(I'm going to hell ain't I?)

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:46 am

Your sig is too big.

You are, DaGip, you are.

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:10 am

DaGip wrote:I like to tickle my balls with Rosary beads...(I'm going to hell ain't I?)

I think I've heard that somewhere before.........

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:59 am

Skittles! wrote:Your sig is too big.

You are, DaGip, you are.

That's what the girls keep tellin' me... :lol:

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:35 am

I hear Ron Paul masturbates frequently.

Risktaker17 · Post by **Risktaker17** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:47 am

I'm gonna give this thread a no comment

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:30 pm

I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face! :oops:

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:50 pm

DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face!

How big was this fish?

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:01 pm

ignotus wrote:
DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face!

How big was this fish?

Oh...about this big! :shock:

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:02 pm

DaGip wrote:I remember once I was jerkin' off in my room, and I was just about ready to cum...my Mom opens the door on me! Geesh! I was so embarassed...I sprayed my load all over her face!

That is not a tale we need to know.