Saxi's Alternate Dispute Resolution Forum

[saxitoxin]

Accuser: IT'S SAXI!
Accused: betiko and notyou2
Accusation: THREAD BUSTING (see: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 5#p4433196)
Adjudicator: AoG

[notyou2]

Your most excellent high adjudicator, Army of God, I respectfully submit to the court, that Herr Saxitoxin invited the forum posters to guess his physical statistics in the thread referenced in his complaint. I have copied the text and respectfully submit it in my defense.

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Stats? (height/weight/hair-eye color, etc.)

I simply complied with his request and guessed his statistics. Apparently I was really close to the truth as he promptly filed, with prejudice, this contemptuous complaint frivolously discarding the valued time of the high adjudicator.

I request this complaint be immediately dismissed without prejudice.

I also request recompense for the anguish this pointless accusation has caused me.

[notyou2]

Furthermore, the thread is not dead as there have been numerous recent posts.

[saxitoxin]

Accuser: IT'S SAXI!
Accused: betiko
Accusation: cheating in Game 14091899
Adjudicator: Wild Card

[betiko]

Accuser: IT'S SAXI!
Accused: betiko
Accusation: cheating in Game 14091899
Adjudicator: Wild Card

hey that's what the pink stars are for. i spent 1 pink star to beat you and make you reach your all time low score, you should be proud!!

[betiko]

Accuser: betiko
Accused: nietzsche and BBS
Accusation: cheating in Game 14079935
Adjudicator:notyou2

[2dimes]

Accuser: IT'S SAXI!
Accused: betiko
Accusation: cheating in Game 14091899
Adjudicator: Wild Card

hey that's what the pink stars are for. i spent 1 pink star to beat you and make you reach your all time low score, you should be proud!!

Guilty. Penalty ; big fernand.
Signed and stuff. dimes.

[Army of GOD]

Accuser: IT'S SAXI!
Accused: betiko and notyou2
Accusation: THREAD BUSTING (see: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 5#p4433196)
Adjudicator: AoG

betiko and notyou2 have been found guilty. They must apologize to saxi and do 5 pushups each.

Signed in my hand,
AoG

[betiko]

Accuser: IT'S SAXI!
Accused: betiko and notyou2
Accusation: THREAD BUSTING (see: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 5#p4433196)
Adjudicator: AoG

betiko and notyou2 have been found guilty. They must apologize to saxi and do 5 pushups each.

Signed in my hand,
AoG

I m sorry saxi! Also i could only do 4 pushups...

[notyou2]

Accuser: betiko
Accused: nietzsche and BBS
Accusation: cheating in Game 14079935
Adjudicator:notyou2

I decline on the grounds that I can't read Mexican.

[notyou2]

Accuser: IT'S SAXI!
Accused: betiko and notyou2
Accusation: THREAD BUSTING (see: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 5#p4433196)
Adjudicator: AoG

betiko and notyou2 have been found guilty. They must apologize to saxi and do 5 pushups each.

Signed in my hand,
AoG

I feel sorry for you Saxi.
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[betiko]

Accuser: betiko
Accused: nietzsche and BBS
Accusation: cheating in Game 14079935
Adjudicator:notyou2

I decline on the grounds that I can't read Mexican.

the mexican part is not relevant. it starts when BBS enters the chat.

[BigBallinStalin]

Accuser: betiko
Accused: nietzsche and BBS
Accusation: cheating in Game 14079935
Adjudicator:notyou2

I decline on the grounds that I can't read Mexican.

the mexican part is not relevant. it starts when BBS enters the chat.

I myself was never in that game. Hegel's conscious Idea was at work; therefore, I cannot be held accountable for forces beyond my control.

[betiko]

Accuser: betiko
Accused: nietzsche
Accusation: he just sent a birthday penis on my wall
Adjudicator:AOG

[Army of GOD]

nietzsche has been found guilty of the charges brought upon him and must give himself 10 lashes.

If photo proof is not given within a week of the lashes, the punishment will be doubled to 20.

Signed in my hand,
Junior Adjudicator and Sexiest Man Alive - AoG

[betiko]

nietzsche has been found guilty of the charges brought upon him and must give himself 10 lashes.

If photo proof is not given within a week of the lashes, the punishment will be doubled to 20.

Signed in my hand,
Junior Adjudicator and Sexiest Man Alive - AoG

thanks AOG!

[Army of GOD]

Accuser: Army of GOD
Accused: DoomYoshi
Accusation: Stole AoG's avatar theme (that of "Street Fighter .gifs") without written permission to use it
Adjudicator: saxitoxin

[notyou2]

You're like a snivelling whining neighbour kid.

Besides, we were all sporting your avatar of that stuffed animal from your childhood to make you fell loved and welcomed. You didn't whine then you shit disturber.

[DoomYoshi]

Nope. AoG forced the avatar on me. Way to blame the victim.

Even if I had stolen it, I play waaay more street fighter than AoG anyways.

[betiko]

Nope. AoG forced the avatar on me. Way to blame the victim.

Even if I had stolen it, I play waaay more street fighter than AoG anyways.

meh,you guys are too young to know what it felt like when street fighter 2 was launched on arcades before it reached any console and how mindblowing that was at the time and to spend all your money on it after school with your friends. It reached the super nintendo about a year later when the console was released; of course I ordered the super nintendo with street fighter 2 for the 1992 christmas!

I bet you guys started playing it at best with the street fighter 2 turbo (1993) or the super street fighter 2 (1994). go f*ck yourselves. you don't deserve a street fighter 2 avi. I demand both of you to remove it.

[notyou2]

Nope. AoG forced the avatar on me. Way to blame the victim.

Even if I had stolen it, I play waaay more street fighter than AoG anyways.

meh,you guys are too young to know what it felt like when street fighter 2 was launched on arcades before it reached any console and how mindblowing that was at the time and to spend all your money on it after school with your friends. It reached the super nintendo about a year later when the console was released; of course I ordered the super nintendo with street fighter 2 for the 1992 christmas!

I bet you guys started playing it at best with the street fighter 2 turbo (1993) or the super street fighter 2 (1994). go f*ck yourselves. you don't deserve a street fighter 2 avi. I demand both of you to remove it.

Complaint is discarded for failing to properly format it.

[nietzsche]

Accuser: nietzsche
Accused: saxitoxin
Accusation: In two different occasions, saxitoxin knew about me and another user (different each time) making fun of him. This he could've only known if he was logging into my account. I probably gave my password away a couple of times, some time ago, and he probably has it written down in a post it under his laptop cooling pad.
Adjudicator: betiko

[nietzsche]

Proof!

[saxitoxin]

Proof!

You shouldn't share inbox messages in public. An inbox message is a private communication between the sender, the recipient, and saxi.








But, no, you asked some very obvious questions. It's like if you told me "guess what color mrswdk told me the sky was?" and I said "blue" and you said "have you been hacking my account?!"

[Army of GOD]

I don't think betiko is a licensed adjudicator