Conquer Club

Paddy McGuinness was the funniest man on the pitch bar none, mostly because he was utterly hopeless. Sergio just about made me jizz in my pants with that finish. Ramsey got a few nasty challenges on him. Aston looked like Theo Walcott. Ben Shepherd is a tank. And finally, John Bishop = fuucking LAD (if you disagree, look up "John Bishop's Week of Hell" and stfu).

JoshyBoy wrote:I have just seen the lead guitarist of Kasabian lob David Seaman with a perfectly placed, sublime finish to score one of the best goals Old Trafford has seen this season... my life is complete.

To be fair David Seaman was never the hardest keeper to lob

http://www.thescratchingshed.com/2012/05/confirmed-possible-takeover-with-bid-on-the-table/





god i hope so,

MOT.MOT.MOT.MOT

Live right now: an amateur team (5th division) Cal FC is going to extra time against MLS side Portland Timbers in the US Open Cup Round of 16.

Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahhahahaha

Portland Timbers (MLS) 0-1 Cal FC (5th division fully amateur team from Oxnard, CA) after 1 half of extra time

YESSSSSSSSSSS This is amazing the final score 0-1 the greatest upset in the history of American football! Ahahahahahahahahahaha FUCK YOU PORTLAND ahahahahahahahhahahaha this is hilarious

That's awesome! I'll be rooting for them from now on - unless they play the Red Bulls, of course.

No Lamps for England this summer.

This kid is going to be the shit! One side of the family he has Maradonna, the other side aguero.

That kid is going to have so much money he'd probably spend all his time doing cocaine.

How do you guys find this list??
http://espnfc.com/en/blogs/euro2012top40players/

The top 40 players in the Euro. An attempt of ESPN to say they know about football.

nietzsche wrote:That kid is going to have so much money he'd probably spend all his time doing cocaine.

How do you guys find this list??
http://espnfc.com/en/blogs/euro2012top40players/

The top 40 players in the Euro. An attempt of ESPN to say they know about football.

Ashley Cole in the list pfft. He shouldn't even start, Leighton Baines is better than him. Also Ibra at #8 .. nae chance. And Modric above Ribery, Robben and Sniejder? OK then.

The top 6 haven't been posted but I am guessing:

Rooney
Xavi
Iniesta
A german= Podolski? Ozil?
Ronaldo

Lol Podolski, gawd i hate that dude.

pmchugh wrote:

nietzsche wrote:That kid is going to have so much money he'd probably spend all his time doing cocaine.

How do you guys find this list??
http://espnfc.com/en/blogs/euro2012top40players/

The top 40 players in the Euro. An attempt of ESPN to say they know about football.

Ashley Cole in the list pfft. He shouldn't even start, Leighton Baines is better than him. Also Ibra at #8 .. nae chance. And Modric above Ribery, Robben and Sniejder? OK then.

The top 6 haven't been posted but I am guessing:

Rooney
Xavi
Iniesta
A german= Podolski? Ozil?
Ronaldo

Probably right and Van Persie too.

Smashley has been one of the best left backs for England. Baines will get his time. Probably be the last one for Cole. Alonso at 34. I'd have him on my team sheet before a lot of these others.

pmchugh wrote:

nietzsche wrote:That kid is going to have so much money he'd probably spend all his time doing cocaine.

How do you guys find this list??
http://espnfc.com/en/blogs/euro2012top40players/

The top 40 players in the Euro. An attempt of ESPN to say they know about football.

Ashley Cole in the list pfft. He shouldn't even start, Leighton Baines is better than him.

Are you kidding me? Did you not watch the champions league this year? That guy has been consistently world class left back and one of the best in the world for a while now. Pretty criminally underrated.

Iliad wrote:

pmchugh wrote:

nietzsche wrote:That kid is going to have so much money he'd probably spend all his time doing cocaine.

How do you guys find this list??
http://espnfc.com/en/blogs/euro2012top40players/

The top 40 players in the Euro. An attempt of ESPN to say they know about football.

Ashley Cole in the list pfft. He shouldn't even start, Leighton Baines is better than him.

Are you kidding me? Did you not watch the champions league this year? That guy has been consistently world class left back and one of the best in the world for a while now. Pretty criminally underrated.

I did and honestly I think he is overrated. Baines has far better delivery and is better going back the way, Cole has him for pace and experience but if I was picking the England squad Baines would be on the team sheet.

Gotta say Cashley is far and away the best English left back. In an average team, only he, Rooney and Hart could really be called World Class I would think.

Pander88uk wrote:Gotta say Cashley is far and away the best English left back. In an average team, only he, Rooney and Hart could really be called World Class I would think.

Meh I think I am probably a bit biased because I hate the cunt but Baines is a real quality left back and probably one of the most underrated players in the England squad.

pmchugh wrote:

Pander88uk wrote:Gotta say Cashley is far and away the best English left back. In an average team, only he, Rooney and Hart could really be called World Class I would think.

Meh I think I am probably a bit biased because I hate the cunt but Baines is a real quality left back and probably one of the most underrated players in the England squad.

Oh he is a massive cunt. I particularly enjoyed being at this match to watch him f*ck up - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJpiuUzY3Oo

I like Baines, nice to have another great player competing for that position. When Cole loses his pace, Baines will step in no problem.

Roy Hodgson fears that England's Gary Cahill may have a broken jaw

(from the guardian)

Pedronicus wrote:Roy Hodgson fears that England's Gary Cahill may have a broken jaw

(from the guardian)

Seriously? What the f*ck is going on with England?

They've lost Barry and Lampard, and now Cahill is fucked. I feel really sorry for Hodgson, he's losing players faster than they're playing games.

Oh, and Ashley Cole is a top class left back. Fact.

JoshyBoy wrote:

Pedronicus wrote:Roy Hodgson fears that England's Gary Cahill may have a broken jaw

(from the guardian)

Seriously? What the f*ck is going on with England?

They've lost Barry and Lampard, and now Cahill is fucked. I feel really sorry for Hodgson, he's losing players faster than they're playing games.

Oh, and Ashley Cole is a top class left back. Fact.

And I was understand Rooney won't be in the first two games...
3 games and say 'bye.

JoshyBoy wrote:

Pedronicus wrote:Roy Hodgson fears that England's Gary Cahill may have a broken jaw

(from the guardian)

Seriously? What the f*ck is going on with England?

They've lost Barry and Lampard, and now Cahill is fucked. I feel really sorry for Hodgson, he's losing players faster than they're playing games.

Oh, and Ashley Cole is a top class left back. Fact.

Not to mention minor injuries for Glen Johnson, Danny Wellbeck and Scott Parker/Steven Gerrard hardly able to last the 90 minutes out.

Not to worry

this time we have a shit hot goalie. We could field the entire Leyton Orient squad on the field and Joe hart will save everything like that Carling advert with the German saving the bouncing bombs..

I have a bad feeling about England this tournament. If you guys win, try not to bring it up at every opportunity for the next 50 years.