the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[KoolBak]

Hey...First off, Kylie I made a post in a previous thead where BornHigh was trying to help you out that I thot was funny but really was not..was meant as a jab to him and ended up seeming a jab at you....I have since changed it...my apologies if you saw it and it offeded you....secondly, I have a sign on my shop that says "Trespassers will be shot; survivors will be shot again."

Best wishes to you....

[jay_a2j]

i'm just goign to say......


what if in the very likely possibility the bible is wrong! This would come off as you not caring about people right?

See, I don't understand how one can claim to be an ordained minister or reverend or rabbi or anything else and one, doubt the existence of God, two make statements like "what if the Bible was wrong?". Men of the cloth USUALLY aren't the one's poking holes in others faith regardless of which faith it is. People who become reverends and such do so because they have FAITH in what religion they are apart of. So you must be a "reverend" of some other religion other than Christianity. For how can you preach the word of God if you don't believe what it says?

As for the Bible being wrong..... many have tried to disprove it and all have failed. I think even Darwin read the Bible to try to disprove it. (Some say he became a Christion on his death bed because of it). So if someone can disprove the Bible I'm all ears.

Or you know I have FAITH because i know exactly what FAITH is. its believeing in something that you can not prove. Since you can't prove the bible that makes it faith. I believe its true but ti could also be very likely it isnt true.

"FAITH is being SURE or what you hope for and CERTAIN of what you can not see" HEB 11:1...it is not believeing in something you can not prove THAT would be the definition of BELIEF perhaps.

[jay_a2j]

Question one: What happens to the liberals when the rapture comes?

Question two: What happens to the conservatives when the rapture comes?

Question three: What happens to religious zealots when the rapture comes?

1. It depends if they know God or not

2. It depends if they know God or not

3. It depends if they know God or not

" If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved"


The only politics God follows is his own.

[MrConfigT]

boobs

[jay_a2j]

It's a trick question!! The rapture was invented by methodists in the mid-to-late 20th century! There is NO mention of the rapture in the bible!

What do I win?

Grim please explain this verse: 1 Th 4:17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.


RAPTURE means "caught up". Its right there in black and white. You dening its existence is like Clinton dening he had "sexual relations" with Monica ( and half of the female population of Arkansas).

[Utafar]

How do you do that

[HighBorn]

Hey...First off, Kylie I made a post in a previous thead where BornHigh was trying to help you out that I thot was funny but really was not..was meant as a jab to him and ended up seeming a jab at you....I have since changed it...my apologies if you saw it and it offeded you....secondly, I have a sign on my shop that says "Trespassers will be shot; survivors will be shot again."

Best wishes to you....

lmao.. dont worry kool i dont think u have what it takes to truly offend her ..lol.. shes tough with the ryest since of humor i have ever seen on a person.. i donot believe she took hard..lol.. now on the other hand u have hurt MY feelings...lmao

[KoolBak]

BH - I can handle tromping on your sensitive feelers......it is hers I am concerned about ;o)

Ya know what...in the 5 games we have played together, you have bested me 3 to 1 in wins......will my points that pad your rank be sufficient for an acceptable apology? If not, I am happy to give you more! I have a spaaaaaace game awaiting players....complete with bad Uranus and wormhole puns....same password as always.....

Best to you Kylie; BornHigh, you need to watch Uranus!

[HighBorn]

rotflmao.. yeah i think thats good enough....lmao

[heavycola]

and 'caught up' means spirited naked up to heaven does it? I am surprised nobody worked that out before the 20th century.

In the same way that the hebrew word for 'young girl' was translated as 'virgin' by King JAmes - hey presto! The virgin birth, the cult of the madonna and a cornerstone of christianity established thanks to poor translation.

[areyouincahoots]

Well....y'all have been busy since I've been gone...I just read like 10 pages of useless bs...now I'm ready to go back to bed.

The only thing I have to comment on from 10 pages (sad isn't it...) is that someone said something about Lack moderating all the mods and Mrs. Attack moding Lack...

well, the other day Lack promised to make me Mrs. Conquer Club one of these days...so I guess that means I am the mod of all mods.

[HighBorn]

wow scarry "runs away screaming incoherent obsinaties" lol

[KoolBak]

Thanks Inca...

*resigned to being classified as 'USELESS BS' by Inca and 'CARDFODDER' by Scorba....sigh*

[HighBorn]

man kool u just are not haveing a good day... insult my girl hurt my feelings now your bs and cardfodder... u need a hug..lol

[TitusFinn]

You dening its existence is like Clinton dening he had "sexual relations" with Monica ( and half of the female population of Arkansas).

Or Bush DENYING that he masturbated in a coffin while relating his sexual experiences to his frat brothers. SINNER!

Just ONCE Jay, ONCE I wish you'd stop judging liberals. It's just sickening. And it's hypocritical for a "good" christian, such as yourself, to keep bashing other people.

Besides Jesus was a liberal.

[KoolBak]

My 2 year old just brought drinks for us from the fridge...a juicebox for him and a Bud Light for me!! He is so cute and knows his daddy so well....is 10:35 too early? hmmmmmmm

[HighBorn]

lmao.. hell no man give that kid a medal...lmao

[wicked]

that's the only reason Kool had kids.... that and living vicariously through them later on... lol.

[HighBorn]

lmao.. hey thats why i had mine ...lol

[KoolBak]

that's the only reason Kool had kids.... that and living VICariously through them later on... lol.

That reminds me......

[wicked]

BornHigh has reproduced? Lordy hep us ...

[Pilate]

i'm just goign to say......


what if in the very likely possibility the bible is wrong! This would come off as you not caring about people right?

See, I don't understand how one can claim to be an ordained minister or reverend or rabbi or anything else and one, doubt the existence of God, two make statements like "what if the Bible was wrong?". Men of the cloth USUALLY aren't the one's poking holes in others faith regardless of which faith it is. People who become reverends and such do so because they have FAITH in what religion they are apart of. So you must be a "reverend" of some other religion other than Christianity. For how can you preach the word of God if you don't believe what it says?

As for the Bible being wrong..... many have tried to disprove it and all have failed. I think even Darwin read the Bible to try to disprove it. (Some say he became a Christion on his death bed because of it). So if someone can disprove the Bible I'm all ears.

You mentioned that Russia and China are in the book of Revelations. Of course, that is your interpretation, and it is likely wrong according to most academic experts. American foreign policy should not be based religious texts.

[HighBorn]

ohh yeah dear long time ago..lmao.. my daughters 9 and my sons 8...lmao

[wicked]

funny, both me and my multi thought you were much younger ... at least you act very young.

[KoolBak]

My very good looking, talented, agile, intelligent and kind son is 9......fun age! Real person but still young enough not to hate ya yet.....I will cherish the few years left till he joins the age of most of the members of CC!!!!