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saxitoxin wrote:your vagina stinks.
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mrswdk wrote:We cannot judge the rapist before first determining the length of the skirt the girl was wearing, or how tight it was.
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catstevens wrote:Why do you love Muslim cock so much notyou2
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riskllama wrote:bogangod's tiny penis ruined my once perfect asshole.
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betiko wrote:TuffyLess is deliberately not finishing me
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism

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Serbia wrote:Your question is completely illogical and I hope he ignores it.
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PLAYER57832 wrote:I am fine with pounding on the dad, and even his mom.

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Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism

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DSOIV wrote:I love and support Islam, and muslim's rights to hate gay people. We must support minorities, especially minorities that hate minorities.
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TeeGee wrote:I've gone soft ... but as I am getting older some may get more if they post more.
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2dimes wrote:My milkshake brings the boys to the yard
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2dimes wrote:
BigWham wrote:I can't believe how bad the posters Bernie Sanders and BoganGod are in the no context quotes thread. They obviously have no idea what to do there.

Because this is for actual quotes with a small bit of context missing.

A "Made up quotes" thread might be fun too. This isn't supposed to be it.
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2dimes wrote:I fear Bernie Sanders large hands, my butt dilates when I think of him.
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riskllama wrote:I have no fear of Bernie Sanders large hands, I'm quite elastic.
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See, bogan, is that what you want to be?
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fake Bernie sanders is an idiot.
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riskllama wrote:fake Bernie sanders is an idiot.

is this correct?
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riskllama wrote:
riskllama wrote:fake Bernie sanders is an idiot.

is this correct?


That hurts riskllama...did you have to overwork your neuron connections hard to come up with that brilliant wording?

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saxi wrote
mrswdks erection is "enormous"
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betiko wrote:Medals are the only thing that gives my jaded old penis a raging erection. Having more medals than another player makes me so hard I could beat a cow to death with my mighty 1 inch flesh baton
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jonesthecurl wrote:saxi wrote
mrswdks erection is "enormous"


In his dreams.
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mrswdk wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:saxi wrote
mrswdks erection is "enormous"


In his dreams.


....so, you only have a clitoris erection?
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Save it for the Trash Can, lover boy.
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mrswdk wrote:Save it for the Trash Can, lover boy.
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Bogan and Bernie let me demonstrate how this thread is supposed to work. I take an actual quote. Then I omit part of it so that it seems humorous because the context is missing.
Symmetry wrote:
Nah, I was bored, so tried to make a post where the first letters of each word spelled something out.

It was a bad idea.


Becomes.

Symmetry wrote:
I was bored, so tried to make a post...

It was a bad idea.
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2dimes wrote:betiko is my ideal man, please don't tell fake bernie
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