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Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:10 am**

Skittles! wrote:'Cause that's so funny.

sorry

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:12 am**

Haha, 190 people said that they masturbated!

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:12 am**

lord voldemort wrote:
Skittles! wrote:'Cause that's so funny.

sorry

Naw, it doesn't bother me. Gay jokes are pathetically lame, but sometimes funny.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:13 pm**

I had cyber sex a week ago.

And I took a beating last night, too.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:15 pm**

jnd94 wrote:I had cyber sex a week ago. And I took a beating last night, too.

You? Cybersex?

HAHAHA. With whom?

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:17 pm**

Skittles! wrote:
jnd94 wrote:I had cyber sex a week ago. And I took a beating last night, too.

You? Cybersex?

HAHAHA. With whom?

It wasn't that great. With some girl from my school. :lol:

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:18 pm**

Well obviously. Phone sex is oh so much better.

Having tried some things in real, they're great too.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:19 pm**

Skittles! wrote:Well obviously. Phone sex is oh so much better.

Having tried some things in real, they're great too.

Did you finally ass it? :lol:

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:20 pm**

jnd94 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Well obviously. Phone sex is oh so much better.

Having tried some things in real, they're great too.

Did you finally ass it?

Haha, very funny.

No.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:23 pm**

My hands and my head.....a great combination.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:24 pm**

Rofl. I'm wondering what head you are talking about...

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:26 pm**

Skittles! wrote:Rofl. I'm wondering what head you are talking about...

Lemme change that. My hands, my head and my brain.....a great combo :lol:

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:27 pm**

jnd94 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Rofl. I'm wondering what head you are talking about...

Lemme change that. My hands, my head and my brain.....a great combo

Ah, the trick of the mind for the poor lonely 13 year old.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:28 pm**

Skittles! wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Rofl. I'm wondering what head you are talking about...

Lemme change that. My hands, my head and my brain.....a great combo

Ah, the trick of the mind for the poor lonely 13 year old.

I aint lonely.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:28 pm**

Oh please, every Jewish 13 year old is lonely. :wink:

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:29 pm**

Skittles! wrote:Oh please, every Jewish 13 year old is lonely.

I am a semi-jew. Now stop being a meanie! Back on topic!

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:32 pm**

Does semi-jew mean cut for your poor foreskin? Stops you having extra pleasure I hear, when you masturbate.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:34 pm**

Skittles! wrote:Does semi-jew mean cut for your poor foreskin? Stops you having extra pleasure I hear, when you masturbate.

Not that I've heard. Semi-Jew means that I don't care for it.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:35 pm**

I believe it does give you extra pleasure.. It sure does for me.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:36 pm**

Skittles! wrote:I believe it does give you extra pleasure.. It sure does for me.

i wouldn't know. :wink:

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:37 pm**

But, i heard women like guys with no foreskin.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:38 pm**

Woman are delusional, and should only be used for pleasure*

You wouldn't know, so sucks to be you

* = sarcasm, please don't take seriously.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:41 pm**

why are u two so interested in each other anyways?

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:42 pm**

We're lovers from another mother.

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2007 12:42 pm**

Skittles! wrote:We're lovers from another mother.

Yeah. It's weird.

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