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Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:24 am
by vodean
nemrehs1 wrote:"I see your pretty high on the scoreboard, want to farm me?"
"I have a big score, wanna see it?"
"Hi, my name is BOB, what is yours?"
score
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:47 am
by Tiggy D Amour
natty_dread wrote:Best line used on me: "Want a blowjob?"
And you told me "No, I'm scared!"
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:57 pm
by natty dread
Tiggy D Amour wrote:natty_dread wrote:Best line used on me: "Want a blowjob?"
And you told me "No, I'm scared!"
Well who wouldn't be, with those huge sharp teeth of yours... Do I want a blowjob? Certainly. Do I want my shlong snapped right off - no thanks.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:13 pm
by AndyDufresne
"Listen babe, I just upgraded my server---so I can achieve better performance."
--Andy
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:41 am
by vodean
AndyDufresne wrote:"Listen babe, I just upgraded my server---so I can achieve better performance."
--Andy
ill perform one on you!
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:47 pm
by natty dread
Wanna play a sexuential game with me?
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:05 am
by vodean
You belong here in the Cutesy club.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:13 am
by AndyDufresne
"Listen babe, there is some unofficial talk going on about a Hall of Fame...play your spoils right, and I just may get you in."
--Andy
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:39 pm
by Rocketry
In his drawling vampyric monotone...
"Hey, hope I'm not frightening you... Is the scarrs? Cover her eyes. Good. Now, sweetheart, perhaps I can convince you to supply me with the last component I require to complete my MACHINE! You see, I've been cranking this random generator with nothing but the power of my MIND for too long, and it becomes ever more... wearing. But now I have the technology to build a MACHINE to turn it's cogs in PERPETUAL MOTION on my behalf! The final part I require? - your precious SOUL. You can make that small sacrifice for me, can't you? Sweetheart? Your SOUL is going to WASTE away in that pretty little shell of yours. But like this, you can LIVE FOREVER! THE GHOST IN MY MACHINE! What do you say?"
"I shan't! I shan't! I shan't!"
"FINE! We will WRENCH the WHEEL of CRIME!
Rocket.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:45 pm
by vodean
you'll be begging for more when you see my dice
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:32 am
by owenshooter
ladies and gentleman... thank you for taking the time to stop by this thread for some much needed entertainment... please remember for those of you that are of age, there is a 2 drink mininum... and tonights special is the coctail shrimp... also, be sure to tip your waitresses, they all have my babies to support... thank you, thank you... i'll be here all week... now, without further adieu, the return of the one, the only, the man with the big banana, AndyDufresne!!!!!
(applause) (applause) (applause)
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:44 am
by Army of GOD
Well, this is awkward.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:54 am
by owenshooter
Army of GOD wrote:Well, this is awkward.
right? the guy asks for someone to find and bump his fav thread to post in, it is done, his entrance is set up, and he fails to show...
your lord is puzzled...-the black jesus
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:18 am
by jefjef
owenshooter wrote:Army of GOD wrote:Well, this is awkward.
right? the guy asks for someone to find and bump his fav thread to post in, it is done, his entrance is set up, and he fails to show...
your lord is puzzled...-the black jesus
Kind of reminiscent of the
chosen ones return. No I'm not talking about colton.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:15 pm
by AndyDufresne
Like the USA vs Algeria, I was just planning for the go-ahead in extra time.
'Babe, next time our event comes around, would you like to 'Whac-a-Mod'.'
That's horrible. I can't believe I posted it. I'll be here all week.
--Andy
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:11 pm
by AndyDufresne
'Babe, lets get together again sometime. We should exchange our dice files.'
--Andy
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 2:58 pm
by rdsrds2120
Would you like to go into the forums and make a newtopic with me? No, my sig isn't too big.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:01 am
by squishyg
I'm not like other mods, I don't need a paddle.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:10 am
by Commander9
Do you play Staliningrad, because I got lost in you...
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:48 am
by ViperOverLord
If you like these stats.....
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 2:33 am
by jigger1986
Probly all used but,
"Hey girl, I called over a friend, wanna help get your gold medal in trips?"
"Hey there, you up for some speedy conquer four-play?
"You wanna play City Mogul? You can be a high class call girl, and I'll be Mark Cuban.:
"Yes I am happy to see you, and yes that is the red mountain in my pants."
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:44 am
by AndyDufresne
'Babe, I'll treat you right. I'm not like the dice.'
--Andy
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:08 pm
by clapper011
hey baby, my numbers on my wall
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:09 pm
by Army of GOD
"Should I invade the Pink menace?"
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:14 pm
by L M S
You wanna come over and check out my T1?