Conquer Club

'Patrick, does your dick do ALL your thinking?' - Sally
'I dunno, I'll just ask it' - Patrick
- Coupling.

"I want the truth!"
"You cant handle the truth!"
A Few Good Men

"The truth shall make ye fret!"

Max Cady: Keep right on talkin', honey. I like it when you run me down like that.
Diane Taylor: Max Cady, what I like about you is... you're rock bottom. I wouldn't expect you to understand this, but it's a great comfort for a girl to know she could not possibly sink any lower.

Cape Fear (1962)

"Truth, rest your head,
For me...
You died tonight" (Gene)

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.

Marcus Aurelius

Willy Wonka: [singing] There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be.

I wish i had the guts to quote Kylie Minogue

suggs wrote:I wish i had the guts to quote Kylie Minogue

Don't say I didn't do you any favors:




Part of me is a sexual exhibitionist
Kyle minogue

Damn, I really want to bone Kylie.

You speak words with meaning

Like most intellectuals, he's intensely stupid.

Dangerous Liaisons

Chris Knight: You see Mitch, I used to be you. And lately I've been missing me so I asked Dr. Hathaway if I could room with me again and he said sure.

Real Genius

Casey: Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police!
Phone Voice: They'll never make it in time.

Scream

mandyb wrote:Casey: Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police!
Phone Voice: They'll never make it in time.

Scream

I actually shivered when i read that
wot a woos i am

John Coffey: Do you leave a light on after bedtime? Because I get a little scared in the dark sometimes. If it's a strange place.


Green Mile

S'ok Suggs, it's only a film.
Best check under your bed before you retire this evening though, just in case.

My porn collection is out to get me?

suggs wrote:My porn collection is out to get me?

(Well, I've heard that stuff can be quite nasty.)

There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

Clerks

"His only fault is that he has none" - Pliny.

*modest cough*

*insert name of choice*.... practically perfect in every way.

Mary Poppins

"Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed, he has much to be modest about". -Churchill.

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The Governor: [singing] Ooh, I love to dance the little sidestep / Now they see me, now they don't / I've come and gone / And ooh, I love to sweep around a wide step / Cut a little swath / And lead the people on!

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

"I don't wanna be a pirate!" (J. Seinfeld)

Long John Silver: Upstage, lads. This is my only number

Muppet Treasure Island