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Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:12 am
by strike wolf
jonesthecurl wrote:I think pretentious restaurants are the worst. If they can produce the goods, maybe I'll forgive 'em.
But for instance there's a place near me which is consistently praised by the press. I've never been, based purely on the fact that, if you decide two of you want to share a dish, they charge you $18 for the extra fork. It's opposite a delightful diner where you'd be pressed to eat $18 dollars worth of food.
I hate expensive places.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:13 am
by strike wolf
john9blue wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:I think pretentious restaurants are the worst. If they can produce the goods, maybe I'll forgive 'em.
But for instance there's a place near me which is consistently praised by the press. I've never been, based purely on the fact that, if you decide two of you want to share a dish, they charge you $18 for the extra fork. It's opposite a delightful diner where you'd be pressed to eat $18 dollars worth of food.
What the fork?!? 18 dollars?
Bring your own fork. Go buy one. Share the fork. Split it in two with your bare hands. It's easier than getting one from them.
He could just ask for an extra plate but it would probably cost $60
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:14 am
by strike wolf
Dariune wrote:autoload wrote:Dariune wrote:autoload wrote:Dariune wrote:Therefore your theory holds as much weight as a gnats genitalia
How about bull testicles?
Personally im into women but whatever floats your boat auto
I know I got that picture somewhere...
... what picture?
the evil picture.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:14 am
by strike wolf
jonesthecurl wrote:john9blue wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:I think pretentious restaurants are the worst. If they can produce the goods, maybe I'll forgive 'em.
But for instance there's a place near me which is consistently praised by the press. I've never been, based purely on the fact that, if you decide two of you want to share a dish, they charge you $18 for the extra fork. It's opposite a delightful diner where you'd be pressed to eat $18 dollars worth of food.
What the fork?!? 18 dollars?
Bring your own fork. Go buy one. Share the fork. Split it in two with your bare hands. It's easier than getting one from them.
I think the fork (as well as being an actual fork) is a metaphor. I don't think taking your own fork would stop them charging you. DUnno. Never going in there. (It also means that there is going to be not a single dish that's less tha $18 in there...)
Sounds like you should expect them to be in the $40 range.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:15 am
by strike wolf
jonesthecurl wrote:strike wolf wrote:Quirk wrote:Don't let the bastards drag you down
drag them up.
Just what I'm doing with my kids. Not bringing them up, dragging them up.
See Jonesy gets it.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:03 pm
by Dariune
strike wolf wrote:the evil picture.
there are evil pictures?
Oh and are you being prejudice against bull testicles Strike?
Edit: When the hell did they decide we could only post up to five quotes?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:28 pm
by strike wolf
Dariune wrote:strike wolf wrote:the evil picture.
there are evil pictures?
Oh and are you being prejudice against bull testicles Strike?
Edit: When the hell did they decide we could only post up to five quotes?
Thats exactly what I'm saying.
Since a while back
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:30 pm
by Dariune
Well thats a shame.
im surprised a riot didnt break out. I remember it being a great (if a little sad) way of passing the time was to quote the quote of the quote of the quote ...
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:31 pm
by strike wolf
FUnnily enough I think they did it to PREVENT that from happening.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:33 pm
by Dariune
I expect so.
Oh well.
Oh, is Diddle still around? He was quite a cool lad.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:35 pm
by targetman377
oh boy! oh Boy!
i am going for a walk today!!!!!!! i cant wait!!!
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:04 pm
by strike wolf
Dariune wrote:I expect so.
Oh well.
Oh, is Diddle still around? He was quite a cool lad.
Something happened to everyone's favorite toilet but I can't remember what.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:02 pm
by autoload
2dimes wrote:Absolutely, this eve we went to our overall favorite Chinese place.
It's barely shy of my all time best for flavour, they are deadly consistant, wonderfully polite family run, in the same parking lot as that Redwater Grill place I'm complaining about, and to feed the kids with us and take home two lunch servings cost $1.30 less than that steak. Seriously what the mullet?
Hope you have a steller week Jones!
2dimes!
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:03 pm
by autoload
Dariune wrote:autoload wrote:Dariune wrote:autoload wrote:Dariune wrote:Therefore your theory holds as much weight as a gnats genitalia
How about bull testicles?
Personally im into women but whatever floats your boat auto
I know I got that picture somewhere...
... what picture?
You never saw the picture?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:04 pm
by autoload
strike wolf wrote:autoload wrote:Nope.
There's auto. Always the vote of confidence
Tis an obvious joke.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:07 pm
by autoload
Dariune wrote:I expect so.
Oh well.
Oh, is Diddle still around? He was quite a cool lad.
Heh heh! Speaking of diddle, he was the king of bull testicles.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:08 pm
by 2dimes
autoload wrote:There was a girl in my graduating class that had a really gravelly voice and everybody called her Grover.
Strike wolf quotes a lot.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:08 pm
by autoload
2dimes!
Re:
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:10 pm
by 2dimes
Machiavelli wrote:Me too.
What's in your glass auto?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:20 pm
by autoload
A woman I know finally got off the phone. Sometimes I just don't want to be bothered knowing that they got freaked out by a spider in their bathroom and how I suck for not driving 20 minutes to take care of it.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:23 pm
by 2dimes
You didn't seem to mind the drive over when you dropped off the spider.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:27 pm
by autoload
That was on the way to work this morning though.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:29 pm
by 2dimes
Work is for suckers.
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:31 pm
by autoload
Are you unemployed again?
Re: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:50 pm
by 2dimes
No, I'm at the school project that never ends.