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[strike wolf]

I think pretentious restaurants are the worst. If they can produce the goods, maybe I'll forgive 'em.
But for instance there's a place near me which is consistently praised by the press. I've never been, based purely on the fact that, if you decide two of you want to share a dish, they charge you $18 for the extra fork. It's opposite a delightful diner where you'd be pressed to eat $18 dollars worth of food.

I hate expensive places.

[strike wolf]

I think pretentious restaurants are the worst. If they can produce the goods, maybe I'll forgive 'em.
But for instance there's a place near me which is consistently praised by the press. I've never been, based purely on the fact that, if you decide two of you want to share a dish, they charge you $18 for the extra fork. It's opposite a delightful diner where you'd be pressed to eat $18 dollars worth of food.

What the fork?!? 18 dollars?

Bring your own fork. Go buy one. Share the fork. Split it in two with your bare hands. It's easier than getting one from them.

He could just ask for an extra plate but it would probably cost $60

[strike wolf]

Therefore your theory holds as much weight as a gnats genitalia

How about bull testicles?

Personally im into women but whatever floats your boat auto

I know I got that picture somewhere...

... what picture?

the evil picture.

[strike wolf]

I think pretentious restaurants are the worst. If they can produce the goods, maybe I'll forgive 'em.
But for instance there's a place near me which is consistently praised by the press. I've never been, based purely on the fact that, if you decide two of you want to share a dish, they charge you $18 for the extra fork. It's opposite a delightful diner where you'd be pressed to eat $18 dollars worth of food.

What the fork?!? 18 dollars?

Bring your own fork. Go buy one. Share the fork. Split it in two with your bare hands. It's easier than getting one from them.

I think the fork (as well as being an actual fork) is a metaphor. I don't think taking your own fork would stop them charging you. DUnno. Never going in there. (It also means that there is going to be not a single dish that's less tha $18 in there...)

Sounds like you should expect them to be in the $40 range.

[strike wolf]

Don't let the bastards drag you down

drag them up.

Just what I'm doing with my kids. Not bringing them up, dragging them up.

See Jonesy gets it.

[Dariune]

the evil picture.

there are evil pictures?

Oh and are you being prejudice against bull testicles Strike?

Edit: When the hell did they decide we could only post up to five quotes?

[strike wolf]

the evil picture.

there are evil pictures?

Oh and are you being prejudice against bull testicles Strike?

Edit: When the hell did they decide we could only post up to five quotes?

Thats exactly what I'm saying.

Since a while back

[Dariune]

Well thats a shame.

im surprised a riot didnt break out. I remember it being a great (if a little sad) way of passing the time was to quote the quote of the quote of the quote ...

[strike wolf]

FUnnily enough I think they did it to PREVENT that from happening.

[Dariune]

I expect so.

Oh well.

Oh, is Diddle still around? He was quite a cool lad.

[targetman377]

oh boy! oh Boy!
i am going for a walk today!!!!!!! i cant wait!!!

[strike wolf]

I expect so.

Oh well.

Oh, is Diddle still around? He was quite a cool lad.

Something happened to everyone's favorite toilet but I can't remember what.

[autoload]

Absolutely, this eve we went to our overall favorite Chinese place.

It's barely shy of my all time best for flavour, they are deadly consistant, wonderfully polite family run, in the same parking lot as that Redwater Grill place I'm complaining about, and to feed the kids with us and take home two lunch servings cost $1.30 less than that steak. Seriously what the mullet?

Hope you have a steller week Jones!

2dimes!

[autoload]

Therefore your theory holds as much weight as a gnats genitalia

How about bull testicles?

Personally im into women but whatever floats your boat auto

I know I got that picture somewhere...

... what picture?

You never saw the picture?

[autoload]

Nope.

There's auto. Always the vote of confidence

Tis an obvious joke.

[autoload]

I expect so.

Oh well.

Oh, is Diddle still around? He was quite a cool lad.

Heh heh! Speaking of diddle, he was the king of bull testicles.

[2dimes]

There was a girl in my graduating class that had a really gravelly voice and everybody called her Grover.

Strike wolf quotes a lot.

[autoload]

2dimes!

[2dimes]

Me too.

What's in your glass auto?

[autoload]

A woman I know finally got off the phone. Sometimes I just don't want to be bothered knowing that they got freaked out by a spider in their bathroom and how I suck for not driving 20 minutes to take care of it.

[2dimes]

You didn't seem to mind the drive over when you dropped off the spider.

[autoload]

That was on the way to work this morning though.

[2dimes]

Work is for suckers.

[autoload]

Are you unemployed again?

[2dimes]

No, I'm at the school project that never ends.