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Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 6:51 am
by vodean
i usually control nuking myself, but if you play with me, ill let you take the reigns...
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:41 am
by vodean
seeing you makes me want to nuke... NO, NOT puke

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Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:16 am
by vodean
you want to get in my armor with me? well be able to conquer the maps.
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Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:28 am
by hahaha3hahaha
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Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:33 am
by vodean
i heard you were GUESTED. Doesnt matter to me! come on over, and youll be my HOST
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:44 am
by Ronaldinho
LET ME DEPLOY MY SACK IN YOUR MOUTH. i win.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:13 pm
by vodean
Im going to have to enter your pink. REGION, your Pink REGION. or both.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:45 pm
by AndyDufresne
"There's a time for fighting, and a time for love---and babe, I know when is which."
--Andy
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:46 am
by vodean
naughty monkey! come here, andy.
i can spread the love, all over the bed, or a speed freestyle assdoodle.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:59 am
by natty dread
wanna f*ck?
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:20 pm
by AndyDufresne
"Listen babe, I'm not like those other guys---I'm a monkey."
--Andy
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:45 pm
by vodean
natty_dread wrote:wanna f*ck?
not unless you're a particular monkey's multi.
AndyDufresne wrote:"Listen babe, I'm not like those other guys---I'm a monkey."
--Andy
we never knew

i
like monkeys.

Andy? do you want to do some freestyling? they have some GREAT bananas here in ethiopia.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:08 pm
by natty dread
vodean wrote:natty_dread wrote:wanna f*ck?
not unless you're a particular monkey's multi.
No, that's my pick up line. Works every time!
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:10 pm
by ManBungalow
"I'd miss turns for some of that."
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:06 am
by vodean
natty_dread wrote:vodean wrote:natty_dread wrote:wanna f*ck?
not unless you're a particular monkey's multi.
No, that's my pick up line. Works every time!
im answering your question.
id deadbeat for you any day.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:47 am
by AndyDufresne
"I hold my own...often in Nuclear Spoils games."
--Andy
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:55 pm
by Rocketry
AndyDufresne wrote:"I hold my own...often in Nuclear Spoils games."
--Andy
Are you married?
Rocket.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:18 pm
by vodean
Rocketry wrote:AndyDufresne wrote:"I hold my own...often in Nuclear Spoils games."
--Andy
Are you married?
Rocket.
hes engaged to me, so dont even think about it. Right Andy? RIGHT???
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:29 pm
by AndyDufresne
Listen babe...I'll whisper some
sweet tweets to you...
--Andy
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:42 pm
by shiftyfifty
Want to ally to break the ultimate truce?
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:41 am
by Tiggy D Amour
Best line used on me: "can I get you a drink?""
Worst line used on me "Come on" as he tried to guide me to a quiet dark room.
Worst line I've heard used: "If I could I'd rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are next to each other"

Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:36 am
by natty dread
Best line used on me: "Want a blowjob?"
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:05 pm
by AndyDufresne
"Listen, babe, my rank looks even better up close."
--Andy
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:07 pm
by vodean
best on me: "hey, you're cock is showing

" and the smiley is on the girls (or andy's) face, not my reaction. thats why its quoted.
Re: Pick up lines
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:51 am
by nemrehs1
"I see your pretty high on the scoreboard, want to farm me?"
"I have a big score, wanna see it?"
"Hi, my name is BOB, what is yours?"