Conquer Club

derfderf34 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:Being part-wolf, my hearing is quite acute. Therefore I am able to mimic both voices and accents much more effectively than the average human.

and being a wolf people also hunt you for your pelt
come here
(im going be rich this guy is huge aroung the middle)

*loads sniper rifle*

Are you sure you want to do this?

targetman377 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:Is anybody else having trouble seeing the avatars?

Speaking of which I think it's time we get target an avatar.

ME!!!!! but i dont want you to know who i really am!!!! Just kidding i do not know how sory like i dont know how to put a wolf pic at the bottom of all my post and i do not know how to upload a pic on my profile. thats what you are talking about right!!!!

It's simple go to where it says PERSONAL MENU on the left and click on CONTROL PANEL, you'll see a tab called OVERVIEW and next to it will be the PROFILE option. Once you've clicked on the PROFILE button you'll see something to the side that gives options that include EDIT AVATAR. once you've gotten there I'm pretty sure the rest will be self-explanatory.

jonesthecurl wrote:My what a big pelt he has.

Everybody's out to get me aren't they?

jonesthecurl wrote:I thought it was about time you came out of your water closet.

"My name is diddle. And i am not made of porcelain".

I would have made a comment on diddle's but this would have pwned it anyways.

strike wolf wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:My what a big pelt he has.

Everybody's out to get me aren't they?

I was hoping for a wolfish reply along the lines of
"All the better to..." since I couldn't think of one myself, not being a wolf...

Time for bed.

All the better to snore at you... or something. (See? We need wolfish input here)

jonesthecurl wrote:All the better to snore at you... or something. (See? We need wolfish input here)

Sorry not a big fan of Goldilocks.

In honor of jonesy for his comments in the thread linked below. I hereby present him with the Postie award for best answer.

Photons

strike wolf wrote:

derfderf34 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:Being part-wolf, my hearing is quite acute. Therefore I am able to mimic both voices and accents much more effectively than the average human.

and being a wolf people also hunt you for your pelt
come here
(im going be rich this guy is huge aroung the middle)

*loads sniper rifle*

Are you sure you want to do this?

ha it looks like you brought a gun to a knife fight
...
...
...wait...
...*runs away*

strike wolf wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:All the better to snore at you... or something. (See? We need wolfish input here)

Sorry not a big fan of Goldilocks.

well, try her with ketchup.

derfderf34 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

derfderf34 wrote:

strike wolf wrote:Being part-wolf, my hearing is quite acute. Therefore I am able to mimic both voices and accents much more effectively than the average human.

and being a wolf people also hunt you for your pelt
come here
(im going be rich this guy is huge aroung the middle)

*loads sniper rifle*

Are you sure you want to do this?

ha it looks like you brought a gun to a knife fight
...
...
...wait...
...*runs away*

*Follows you with scope*

and....NOW!

*takes off corner of your ear to prove a point*

jonesthecurl wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:All the better to snore at you... or something. (See? We need wolfish input here)

Sorry not a big fan of Goldilocks.

well, try her with ketchup.

Nope sorry.

strike wolf wrote:In honor of jonesy for his comments in the thread linked below. I hereby present him with the Postie award for best answer.

Photons

I can't help but notice that you ignored this post and while I consider your modesty to be such a great shining quality, I want to hear your acceptance speech.

Unaccustomed as I am...

Well, no, I deserve it. Truly, I hadn't realised what an awesome dude I am until I came out with that. I only wish it had been planned...
I guess the awesome dude is siting back in my preconscious somewhere. Now if he could just come out with an idea as awesome as that that might make some cash, I'd admire him even more.


Anecdote:
one of my welsh uncles was a Best Man at a wedding, and at the reception somebody hudged him, and said "you gotta give a speech now. Go on, get up!"

Eventually, to much applause, he stood up. He held his hands out to quiet the acclaim.
Then he said "Generally, I'm not much of a one for speechin'."
Then he sat down.

Bravo! Encore!

just one problem. You didn't thank anybody. Everybody knows that when you win an award you are supposed to thank people. Even if you don't really mean it.

OK:
Thank you all.
I don't really mean it.

I don't think you were supposed to admit that last part.

Not very interesting reading today. You guys better get better soon.

Somehow this seems like a line that should be coming from me.

It was.

So are you trying to do my job for me?

It looks like it's just you and me in here recently. Just trying to lighten your load. A bit of reaching across the aisle on my part. Mine and target's approval rating went up by 5 points with that gesture. As impossible as it may sound, that just put us at 104% approval rating...

autoload wrote:It looks like it's just you and me in here recently. Just trying to lighten your load. A bit of reaching across the aisle on my part. Mine and target's approval rating went up by 5 points with that gesture. As impossible as it may sound, that just put us at 104% approval rating...

How can you have an approval rating when your not president?

A good spin doctor can make anything sound plausible.