the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

Actually it was me.

[jonesthecurl]

There! You see how honest the wolf is?
Voters, you can trust the wolf to tell the truth - even when he calls himself a liar.

[strike wolf]

Yeah...What Curl says.

[autoload]

I think the voters can see that you were trying just a little too hard on that one...

[Skittles!]

What voters?

[strike wolf]

I think the voters can see that you were trying just a little too hard on that one...

Well...the question is vague. It doesn't say what type of question... whether or not anybody was looking...at any rate I certainly wouldn't hurt the child.

[legendkiller717]

Huh? where's voting?

[targetman377]

I think the voters can see that you were trying just a little too hard on that one...

Well...the question is vague. It doesn't say what type of question... whether or not anybody was looking...at any rate I certainly wouldn't hurt the child.

at a rencent look the bears have now gone over to the target ticket see you as week and not able to stand your ground. however all of the tress have moved to your side. the leaves however are about 50 50 and could go either way.

[targetman377]

What voters?

well there are the trees
bears
todstouls
states
people
beaver
ants
wolves
to name a few of the voters. hey lone wolf or auto did i forget any?

[strike wolf]

Don't be silly. Trees can't vote. They don't have legs to get to the polls or arms to fill out absentee ballots or a mouth to say which candidate they support or even a head to nod up and down when they hear their candidate's name.

[jonesthecurl]

Moles dragons and whales to name but three...

[strike wolf]

Good news. Terrorists support the Osama/Jihad ticket by 99% which is just one less negative group to worry about.

[muy_thaiguy]

Good news. Terrorists support the Osama/Jihad ticket by 99% which is just one less negative group to worry about.

The other 1% were busy strapping bombs to the other 99%.

[strike wolf]

Well anyways. I've got to spread the good news around town so you probably won't see me again tonight. Anyways, it also looks like I've gotten a narrow lead in attracting young voters and the polar bears have officially given me their support.

[targetman377]

Don't be silly. Trees can't vote. They don't have legs to get to the polls or arms to fill out absentee ballots or a mouth to say which candidate they support or even a head to nod up and down when they hear their candidate's name.

yet the the ballots are made out of trees right?

[strike wolf]

Good news. My ratings have miraculously gone up in nearly every group by almost 2%.

[jonesthecurl]

Don't be silly. Trees can't vote. They don't have legs to get to the polls or arms to fill out absentee ballots or a mouth to say which candidate they support or even a head to nod up and down when they hear their candidate's name.

yet the the ballots are made out of trees right?

Trees don't get polled. they get pollarded.

[Jeff Hardy]

*spam

[jonesthecurl]

this reply is not spam.
Incidentally, 51% of spammers responded that they would vote the wolf/curl ticket - but I'm not sure if they were trolling.

[autoload]

Next.

[targetman377]

i will have to take a break from my campaining sorry. i have fallen ill and do not feel good at all. all i want is to to feel better!

[strike wolf]

Sure we can all take a break and come back in a little while. After all, auto has to fight bowser and I have finals coming up.

[targetman377]

what kind of finals do you have? i got screwed in regersting for my classes all the ones i wanted filled up.

[autoload]

Invent some of your own classes and start charging.

[targetman377]

Invent some of your own classes and start charging.

lol auto you are always so funny