the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

Natianal election reaport: After seeing this ticket MARIO/LUIGE 12 Bowser and gumbas have 0% toddstules 100% and princes peach support.

Yeah but the problem is Peach and the 'toddstules' are citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom but not the US so their support is kind of a moot point.

[muy_thaiguy]

Just confirmed that the following are going to be giving support to Strike/Curl ticket due to my donut rallies:

NRA
Wal-Mart
Capcom
AC/DC
Def Leopard
Hank Jr.
Snoop Dog
Chuck Norris
Bill Gates
and Colin Powell

[diddle]

Isn't if Def Leppard?

[jnd94]

My latest cd purchases:

Snakes and Arrows - Rush 10/10, it's amazing

F Punk - Big Audio Dynamite 5/10 it's not that great

London Calling - The Clash 10/10 This one is great

Never mind the bollocks, here's the sex pistols 9/10 great songs, but the repetition is a little too much

[strike wolf]

Just confirmed that the following are going to be giving support to Strike/Curl ticket due to my donut rallies:

NRA
Wal-Mart
Capcom
AC/DC
Def Leopard
Hank Jr.
Snoop Dog
Chuck Norris
Bill Gates
and Colin Powell

Good job. I've got support from the remaining members of the Who and Pink Floyd, Donald Trump, Steve Jobs and the NFL.

[autoload]

That supposed support is all shadows and puppetry. Little do you know those groups have already been bought out by my campaign and will turn to my side when the tactical hour is close at hand. By then it will be too late for you.

[strike wolf]

Oh don't worry. We have contracts. If they were to break their promises they'd owe us a shit load more money than you could afford to pay them and we'd be able to use that against your campaign.

[UCAbears]

Latest polling results. I have 100% of the wolf votes but 0% of elk and deer votes.

This is because I have already called all elk and deer to my side. I spoke to them about the economy and their enviroment and they agreed with me on the things I had to say.. So, having said that, you can say that I have 100% elk votes and 100% deer votes.

[strike wolf]

blast. And I'm not looking too good with the coyotes, moose or buffalo right now either. At least the beavers and bears like me. Polling reports that 73% of grizzley bears, 55% of black bears, and 64% of beavers favor me over all other candidates.

[pancakemix]

Isn't if Def Leppard?

He got the generic brand instead. In most cases, it's cheaper and more effective.

I just received a call saying that Santa Claus is backing the strike/curl ticket. This rumor is unconfirmed, however. Will follow up later.

[autoload]

Oh don't worry. We have contracts. If they were to break their promises they'd owe us a shit load more money than you could afford to pay them and we'd be able to use that against your campaign.

Contracts? Hah! Those contracts mean nothing when my regime takes over and you are jailed as an Enemy of the State!

[strike wolf]

*Reveals that I was hiding a wire and that last statement was made public across the world.*

[jonesthecurl]

Common courtesy is the reason you will lose the election. This is cut throat politics.

No, it's tear-out-throats-while-growling politics.

[jonesthecurl]

Oh, and I think I have the campaign watchword/motto.


"A WOLF IN WOLF'S CLOTHING!"

[strike wolf]

I'll consider it. Things have been going well so far. The donuts are really popular and many people are interested across the board.

[jonesthecurl]

I can reveal that the Moles are with us. Also, being both Welsh and Cockney, I can guarantee the support of both Dragons and sparrows.

[strike wolf]

This sounds good. In four years we should have enough support to win every state and then we can fix this country.

[muy_thaiguy]

I can garuntee that we have the antelope's, jack rabbit's, and jackalope's votes. Though I'm still unsure about the cattle, llamas, cougars, and bobcats, though it does look promising.

[diddle]

I'm merging with whichever party wins.

[strike wolf]

Well, the cats seem to be leaning slightly against us as 49% have sided with diddle/matt and only 43% have taken our side. Dolphins and sharks still refuse to take the poll and the local alligator are leaning towards auto. We have our work cut out for us.

In other news, I really can't wait for The Dark Knight to come out on dvd.

[Skittles!]

In other news, I really can't wait for The Dark Knight to come out on dvd.

When is that due to happen?

[jonesthecurl]

Just after Gloomy Daze

[jonesthecurl]

Incidentally, the moles are curretnly in deep negotiations with the termites and ants.

[strike wolf]

In other news, I really can't wait for The Dark Knight to come out on dvd.

When is that due to happen?

I think they were aiming for around the holidays.

[targetman377]

I'm merging with whichever party wins.

we will gladly let you join our winning campain