Conquer Club

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2008 3:05 pm**

I run away.

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:41 pm**

I burn all stars wars books and memorabilia and movies and stuff

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:13 pm**

clip your wings

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:24 am**

puts flesh on your skull

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:27 am**

pop your bubble so you break your little nose

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:37 am**

I am gonna sit at your feet and cry like a two year old

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:56 am**

pick you up off the floor,glue your wings to the wall and spray paint(i hate bubbles) on your tummy :lol:

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:07 pm**

I change your avatar to Pansy's of War.

Posted: **Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:36 pm**

ubr pwn u at cc! what now

Posted: **Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:24 pm**

I send you to a third grade English class. :lol:

Posted: **Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:33 pm**

that isn't torture that is help
tie you up and cover you in red ants

Posted: **Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:52 pm**

i hate u apey

devours your soul bit by bit

Posted: **Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:33 am**

$\:D/$ someone hates me :shock:

ties your pubic hair to a fright train and your ass hair to a passenger train heading in the opposite direction screw wax who needs that

Posted: **Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:22 am**

apey wrote:\:D/ someone hates me
ties your pubic hair to a fright train and your ass hair to a passenger train heading in the opposite direction screw wax who needs that

what exactly is a fright train?

Posted: **Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:44 am**

*ties mac to the rails of the tgv from Brussels to Paris, and lets him there for a week (that's about 100 trains),

Posted: **Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:36 am**

mac46 wrote:
apey wrote:\:D/ someone hates me
ties your pubic hair to a fright train and your ass hair to a passenger train heading in the opposite direction screw wax who needs that

what exactly is a fright train?

freight train

Posted: **Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:06 am**

(shhh a fright train is the same as a ghost train.. but even scarier!!)

Buys cheap headphones and a sony walkman, ties Apey to a church pew and makes her listen to Barry Manillow's Copacabana on loop until her brain melts.

Copacabana

Posted: **Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:34 am**

gives you a forum ban

Posted: **Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:05 pm**

*Shuts apey up in the gas tank of a starting space shuttel*

Posted: **Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:07 pm**

who are you

Covers you in strawberry jam and lets my dog lick you till youcry

Posted: **Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:13 pm**

*knits the little toes together of everyone that doesn 't know me*

Posted: **Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:15 pm**

I have a sneaking suspicion

dips you in a vat of battery acid

Posted: **Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:15 pm**

*vomits it all out in apeys hairs*

Posted: **Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:32 pm**

Inserts an endoscope into your rectum and force feeds you live piranhas so they can eat you from the inside out, whilst it is broadcast on the internet.

Posted: **Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:54 pm**

Its been three days since anyone was tortured... So let me continue.

I bring you to a dark room, with no windows. I turn on a half broken light and lock the door behind me. You're eyes luminated fear. I put on my torturing goggles. Ohhh yea...and then. You scream. You scream a terrible scream. But no one could hear you. You were alone. You were helpless. And here I was. Laughing at your pain.

You had just seen, what could be the ugliest sight anyone has ever seen... EVER! You saw

<tension is building up>
<tension is building up>
<tension is building up>
<tension is building up>
<tension is building up>
<tension is building up>
<tension is building up>
<tension is building up>
<tension is building up>

Your...
mirror reflection!

Sadly you died shortly after the experience. (I'm glad I was blindfolded the entire torturing time. Thought your screams could be heard)

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