Conquer Club

Skittles! wrote:

Snorri1234 wrote:

Skittles! wrote:

hecter wrote:I've masturbated 3 times today. All while watching a woman on webcam masturbate. If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right! Now if you excuse me, I have some cleaning up to do...

I don't even wank once a week.

Seriously??

Yeah, srsly. Way too lazy.

You have regular sex though?

If I had regular sex, I wouldn't wank as much, at the moment I can't remember the last time I went a day without a wank.

nagerous wrote:

Skittles! wrote:

Snorri1234 wrote:

Skittles! wrote:

hecter wrote:I've masturbated 3 times today. All while watching a woman on webcam masturbate. If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right! Now if you excuse me, I have some cleaning up to do...

I don't even wank once a week.

Seriously??

Yeah, srsly. Way too lazy.

You have regular sex though?

If I had regular sex, I wouldn't wank as much, at the moment I can't remember the last time I went a day without a wank.

Masturbation:
Cheap, convenient, and can be independent of a 2nd or 3rd party (or more, if you're into those kinda parties). Completely at your discretion, a low-cost stress reliever that's great for inducing sleep, avoiding nightmares, and perhaps curbing sexual urges (or maybe encouraging it, but really who cares). I fully condone your healthy habits, sir.

MeDeFe wrote:

Wolverine Mutant wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:

Wolverine Mutant wrote:

Neoteny wrote:It's not so much your religious persuasion, as your persuasion as it relates to this topic and the effort one imagines one must go through to find this particular thread, read it, and then reply to it.

Good point. I didn't, actually, even know this thread existed until I saw a reference to it in another forum.
Thank you for your calm approach to explaining, as opposed to just slamming me. I appreciate it.

If you don't mind me asking: What other forum?

The Jesus Freaks group forum.

:-/ And here I'd been hoping CC might have another thread as famous as the pokeporn.

I've not heard of "pokeporn", do I want to know of it?

Wolverine Mutant wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:
:-/ And here I'd been hoping CC might have another thread as famous as the pokeporn.

I've not heard of "pokeporn", do I want to know of it?

No. Dear God, no.

Frigidus wrote:

Wolverine Mutant wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:
:-/ And here I'd been hoping CC might have another thread as famous as the pokeporn.

I've not heard of "pokeporn", do I want to know of it?

No. Dear God, no.

Very well, I will not press the matter.

Wolverine Mutant wrote:

Frigidus wrote:

Wolverine Mutant wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:
:-/ And here I'd been hoping CC might have another thread as famous as the pokeporn.

I've not heard of "pokeporn", do I want to know of it?

No. Dear God, no.

Very well, I will not press the matter.

You know that kids show pokemon? With that electric yellow mouse, and those balls being thrown everywhere, and stuff like that? Ya, well take that and make it pornography, and you've got yourself some pokeporn.

MeDeFe wrote::-/ And here I'd been hoping CC might have another thread as famous as the pokeporn.

No one would know this unless I looked up 'pokeporn' on google images. NO ONE!

nagerous wrote:You have regular sex though?

If I had regular sex, I wouldn't wank as much, at the moment I can't remember the last time I went a day without a wank.

Uhh. Some weeks yes, some weeks no. I just don't feel 'the urge' to wank.

Skittles! wrote:

MeDeFe wrote::-/ And here I'd been hoping CC might have another thread as famous as the pokeporn.

No one would know this unless I looked up 'pokeporn' on google images. NO ONE!

I know. We owe you a debt of gratitude.

hecter wrote:

Wolverine Mutant wrote:

Frigidus wrote:

Wolverine Mutant wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:
:-/ And here I'd been hoping CC might have another thread as famous as the pokeporn.

I've not heard of "pokeporn", do I want to know of it?

No. Dear God, no.

Very well, I will not press the matter.

You know that kids show pokemon? With that electric yellow mouse, and those balls being thrown everywhere, and stuff like that? Ya, well take that and make it pornography, and you've got yourself some pokeporn.

Omw.. lol Okaaayy.. O.o

Wolverine Mutant wrote:

hecter wrote:

Wolverine Mutant wrote:

Frigidus wrote:

Wolverine Mutant wrote:I've not heard of "pokeporn", do I want to know of it?

No. Dear God, no.

Very well, I will not press the matter.

You know that kids show pokemon? With that electric yellow mouse, and those balls being thrown everywhere, and stuff like that? Ya, well take that and make it pornography, and you've got yourself some pokeporn.

Omw.. lol Okaaayy.. O.o

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck were also getting it on in that thread for a while. Thanks to the controversial nature of the issue it was also a real treasure trove of gifs of puking people. mmm.... good times.

Even monkeys mastrubate so yes it's normal . Ask any sex advicer and you'll get the same amswer!

I see it as perfectly normal, and actually healthy (I personally find it to be a great way to relieve tension). That being said, I think it's something that should be done in moderation.

And people, you don't know how glad I am that not once in 20+ pages has Onan been mentioned.

Man, I had a great time a couple of nights ago. Mutual masturbation ftw.

Skittles! wrote:Man, I had a great time a couple of nights ago. Mutual masturbation ftw.

Sheesh... If you're gunna commit an atrocity in the face of God must you bring someone else down with you?

Chalk two up for the fire depths of hell.

Genocide, child poverty, molestation, priest pedophiles, millions starving.....

You truly think God gives a care if you please yourself?

Rub one out, Lucy.

It'll help get rid of some of that pious holier-then-thou attitude and thus you'll avoid the seventh deadly sin of "pride"


Johnny Rockets

Johnny Rockets wrote:Genocide, child poverty, molestation, priest pedophiles, millions starving.....

You truly think God gives a care if you please yourself?

Rub one out, Lucy.

It'll help get rid of some of that pious holier-then-thou attitude and thus you'll avoid the seventh deadly sin of "pride"


Johnny Rockets

You obviously haven't read enough of my posts to realize where I stand on this issue, lol. I'm 100% mocking anyone who is opposed to masturbation, because it's a ridiculous point of view regardless where it comes from.

Genocide, child poverty, molestation, priest pedophiles, millions starving.....

You really think there is a God, or if there is he gives a shit about any of these things? =P

Your absolutely right. I have not been paying attention to your posts.
Too busy contemplating religion and road testing my sampler pack of french hand cream.

My apologies, my dear.

It won't happen again.

JR

Johnny Rockets wrote:Your absolutely right. I have not been paying attention to your posts.
Too busy contemplating religion and road testing my sampler pack of french hand cream.

My apologies, my dear.

It won't happen again.

JR

If I wasn't sexually active (OUTSIDE OF WEDLOCK, , mind you), I might inquire as to where you acquired a whole sampler pack of different hand creams

Speaking of sample packs: The 'Trojan Pleasure Pack' (also a direct atrocity to God) is fucking fantastic. Always my first choice. Picked one up earlier this weekend

Well, y'know, when I said what a nice corned beef pie I make some while ago, various people told me that God had made it really. So I guess he makes the hand creams and the Trojan pleasure pack too.

jonesthecurl wrote:Well, y'know, when I said what a nice corned beef pie I make some while ago, various people told me that God had made it really. So I guess he makes the hand creams and the Trojan pleasure pack too.

Hm... Maybe I should buy some stock in this "God" thing after all.

lgoasklucyl wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Man, I had a great time a couple of nights ago. Mutual masturbation ftw.

Sheesh... If you're gunna commit an atrocity in the face of God must you bring someone else down with you?

What's even better is that.. We're both guys

Skittles! wrote:

lgoasklucyl wrote:

Skittles! wrote:Man, I had a great time a couple of nights ago. Mutual masturbation ftw.

Sheesh... If you're gunna commit an atrocity in the face of God must you bring someone else down with you?

What's even better is that.. We're both guys

Damn.

You're even more of my hero than either of us could have ever fathomed!

i think it's just dicussing! yuck!!!!

nasty

turtleboy wrote:i think it's just dicussing! yuck!!!!

nasty

-Looks at Profile-

Now I see why.

Skittles! wrote:-Looks at Profile-

Now I see why.

He does like turtles.