Conquer Club

UselessTriviaMan wrote:Would that be Fierce Animals?

No, it's older.

Another quote:
"Don't touch that! It's pure, concentrated evil. It'll turn you into hermit crabs."

Gunisan was right - sounds like Time Bandits.

gethine wrote:Gunisan was right - sounds like Time Bandits.

Correct! It's your go since he couldn't name the actual title.

vtmarik wrote:

gethine wrote:Gunisan was right - sounds like Time Bandits.

Correct! It's your go since he couldn't name the actual title.

Ahaa... That was its name.

gethine your up

"The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn."

easy if you know it!

gethine wrote:"The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn."

easy if you know it!

Leon i think.

One of the best movies ever.

right on both counts - your turn to baffle.

Ok heres one. Dont know if the movie has been quoted yet. If it has so be it.


1: So we cool?

2: Yeah, we cool. Two things. Don't tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two: you leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?

1: Deal.

2: Get your ass out of here.

Pulp Fiction, yo.

Character 1: Carpet tacks?! They have guns, we have carpet tacks.

Character 2: Those aren't carpet tacks. They're dry wall nails. Roll down your window. Dump out the nails.

crap I wish I was online for those last 2, espescially Leon, thats one of my fav's

ahh, I know this one too, I can't place it right now, my brain is fried

I know it now, one of my co-workers would play this movie all the friggin time when I worked at a video store in high school, Blues Brothers 2000, when they are being chased by the Russians

Ok here's mine

A: Six billion people on the planet, you're getting bent out of shape cause of one fat guy.
B: Well, who was he?
A: What do you care? Have you ever heard of Rwanda?
B: Yes, I know Rwanda.
A: Well, tens of thousands killed before sundown. Nobody's killed people that fast since Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Did you bat an eye?
B: What?
A: Did you join Amnesty International, Oxfam, Save the Whales, Greenpeace, or something? No. I off one fat Angelino and you throw a hissy fit.
B: Man, I don't know any Rwandans.
A: You don't know the guy in the trunk, either.

Collateral

A: They said you was hung.
B: And they was right.

stinkycheese wrote:A: They said you was hung.
B: And they was right.

Boogie Nights?

Nope, that's very definitely from the Mel Brooks classic, Blazing Saddles.

Try THIS one on for size then...

Character 1: Your 'he' is a 'she', and she thinks you're wonnnderful...

Character 2: No way...

Character 1: Then no water.

bump

Seems like the Woody Harrelson drag queen character from Anger Management but I'm pretty sure nobody would be quoting that movie here

You're correct, perchorin. When I say you're correct though, I mean that I wouldn't ever quote that here.


Let's go with another quote from the same movie:

Character 1: WHAT WAS THAT?!?

Character 2 and 3: ......Space herpes.

was it something like the last starfighter?

Spaceballs?

Both wrong, though you're both in the right decade and the right genre.

ICE PIRATES!!!! I always loved that one (I'm right aren't I??)

guess there's no need to wait for confirmation, I'm pretty sure I'm right so here comes the next one:

A: Why did you send your stuff to us?
B: Well, I liked the title of the mag. It boggled my scrotum.
A: Why don't you stop drinking? Anybody can be a drunk.
B: Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.