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Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:39 pm
by pmchugh
Get a life then.

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:22 am
by natty dread
From where? How much does it cost?

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:46 am
by KidWhisky
The price varys. For you I'm guessing a lot

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:25 am
by jonesthecurl
No, life is cheap to that kind.

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:20 pm
by KidWhisky
hmmm perhaps I have it backwards then. Does that mean that my life is is expensive. I hope not or I won't be able to afford it

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:00 pm
by natty dread
Who has the last word, how did he get it and can I buy it from him?

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:39 pm
by KidWhisky
yes but unlike your life (according to Jones)it will not be cheap

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:23 am
by jonesthecurl
Ah, you know about Life(according to Jones) - my next bestseller.

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:19 pm
by KidWhisky
I've got a copy of it right here.

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:06 am
by jonesthecurl
Take a close look at page 666.

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:16 pm
by KidWhisky
I really don't know how to respond to that.

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:38 am
by jonesthecurl
Then it's working.

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:58 am
by oVo
Not so sure how well that works, it made me flatulent.
Sorry, would someone please crack a window?

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:31 pm
by jonesthecurl
No, take THIS. [farts long loud and smelly]

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:07 am
by KidWhisky
no you take it I really dont want it

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:33 pm
by jonesthecurl
That fart lasted 17 days.

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:45 pm
by ser stiefel
Your children are undoubtedly suitably impressed.

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:41 pm
by jonesthecurl
They fainted on day 6.

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:29 am
by KidWhisky
Lucky them

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:30 am
by jonesthecurl
They're just coming round now...excuse me


[speaks to kids]

Pardon me!

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:31 pm
by ser stiefel
Rule #1 kids... NEVER pull daddy's finger.

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:55 am
by jonesthecurl
I think they've learned their lesson.

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:25 pm
by KidWhisky
I know I have

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:55 pm
by jonesthecurl
Hey! don't light that match!

Re: Who has the last word?

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:28 pm
by ser stiefel
Hey, Charlie! Light a match! (spoken in a scottish accent)