Conquer Club

Christ Southend...the seaside town, that they forgot to close down..what a shithole!

Well, bit harsh perhaps...the pier used to be great, especially for pretending to be Arthur Daley

I would like you all to know that I am on chapter 7 of my story and have written about 150 pages. Still a long way from being complete, but I feel good about what I have now.

strike wolf wrote:I would like you all to know that I am on chapter 7 of my story and have written about 150 pages. Still a long way from being complete, but I feel good about what I have now.

That's good. So, a novel by the sounds of it.

autoload wrote:I'm waiting for a picture.

You actually want to see them?

Hmm... if you really want the longest threadddd, then why not have spamalot help out here? If you guys joined forces, then there would really be a powerhouse.

Even better, merge the threads.

Ditocoaf wrote:Hmm... if you really want the longest threadddd, then why not have spamalot help out here? If you guys joined forces, then there would really be a powerhouse.

Even better, merge the threads.

you have missed out a lot of stuff

Iliad wrote:

Ditocoaf wrote:Hmm... if you really want the longest threadddd, then why not have spamalot help out here? If you guys joined forces, then there would really be a powerhouse.

Even better, merge the threads.

you have missed out a lot of stuff

well, yeah. of course.

suggs wrote:Christ Southend...the seaside town, that they forgot to close down..what a shithole!

Well, bit harsh perhaps...the pier used to be great, especially for pretending to be Arthur Daley

NOt that harsh, but I grew up in Basildon, thinking of Southend as "posh"...

Latest update, the hotel lost our reservations ("...oh, it came in on the computer, I never look at that...")and it's cold and wet.
Yay Essex!

muy_thaiguy wrote:

strike wolf wrote:I would like you all to know that I am on chapter 7 of my story and have written about 150 pages. Still a long way from being complete, but I feel good about what I have now.

That's good. So, a novel by the sounds of it.

Yeah, I imagine that by the time I've written every chapter and gone back over to change what I don't like it will probably be around 450 pages, maybe more.

Ditocoaf wrote:Hmm... if you really want the longest threadddd, then why not have spamalot help out here? If you guys joined forces, then there would really be a powerhouse.

Even better, merge the threads.

Been suggested as a joke, but not likely to happen.

jonesthecurl wrote:

suggs wrote:Christ Southend...the seaside town, that they forgot to close down..what a shithole!

Well, bit harsh perhaps...the pier used to be great, especially for pretending to be Arthur Daley

NOt that harsh, but I grew up in Basildon, thinking of Southend as "posh"...

Latest update, the hotel lost our reservations ("...oh, it came in on the computer, I never look at that...")and it's cold and wet.
Yay Essex!

hey, it's summer what do you expect. don't you just love the English weather.

I fucking hate it it. What a shite country. What a fucking joke. Its pissing it down, its grey and miserable. Fucking england, what a pathetic excuse for acountry. I see no point in living here.

ps Basildon...whoah...thats a dank,dark, depressing place. I understand why you are as you are now Jonesy

suggs wrote:I fucking hate it it. What a shite country. What a fucking joke. Its pissing it down, its grey and miserable. Fucking england, what a pathetic excuse for acountry. I see no point in living here.

ps Basildon...whoah...thats a dank,dark, depressing place. I understand why you are as you are now Jonesy

You could always move to the middle of the Sahara Desert.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

suggs wrote:I fucking hate it it. What a shite country. What a fucking joke. Its pissing it down, its grey and miserable. Fucking england, what a pathetic excuse for acountry. I see no point in living here.

ps Basildon...whoah...thats a dank,dark, depressing place. I understand why you are as you are now Jonesy

You could always move to the middle of the Sahara Desert.

ATM, seems like a fucking good plan.

Somehow I don't ever see this passing up the SPAMALOT thread.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em:

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suggs wrote:I fucking hate it it. What a shite country. What a fucking joke. Its pissing it down, its grey and miserable. Fucking england, what a pathetic excuse for acountry. I see no point in living here.

Are you shitting me? I love the rain. Why the hell does rain have to be "miserable"? It's just water, for Christ's sake. I live in Northwest Washington, and I don't give a shit if I get wet for a little bit. I go out in the woods in the sun, and I'll go out in the woods in the rain. As soon as I get home, I get dry -- no harm done. You get sweaty and smelly in the sun.

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not so much the rain, but the grey dreariness of england is what gets me down.

suggs wrote:I fucking hate it it. What a shite country. What a fucking joke. Its pissing it down, its grey and miserable. Fucking england, what a pathetic excuse for acountry. I see no point in living here.

ps Basildon...whoah...thats a dank,dark, depressing place. I understand why you are as you are now Jonesy

*takes on role as a shrink*

You strike me as a very negative person. Have you ever thought of looking at the silver lining?

n00blet wrote:Somehow I don't ever see this passing up the SPAMALOT thread.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em:

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=14072

Shut up noob.

strike wolf wrote:

suggs wrote:I fucking hate it it. What a shite country. What a fucking joke. Its pissing it down, its grey and miserable. Fucking england, what a pathetic excuse for acountry. I see no point in living here.

ps Basildon...whoah...thats a dank,dark, depressing place. I understand why you are as you are now Jonesy

*takes on role as a shrink*

You strike me as a very negative person. Have you ever thought of looking at the silver lining?

Piss at the silver lining. A cloud isn't a bad thing in itself. A cloudy day is actually quite pleasant, at least to me. I don't see why water droplets in the sky are "dreary"...?

n00blet wrote:Somehow I don't ever see this passing up the SPAMALOT thread.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em:

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=14072

Here's a suggestion: go and read this thread, and then read spamalot. Then you'll understand

Ditocoaf wrote:

strike wolf wrote:

suggs wrote:I fucking hate it it. What a shite country. What a fucking joke. Its pissing it down, its grey and miserable. Fucking england, what a pathetic excuse for acountry. I see no point in living here.

ps Basildon...whoah...thats a dank,dark, depressing place. I understand why you are as you are now Jonesy

*takes on role as a shrink*

You strike me as a very negative person. Have you ever thought of looking at the silver lining?

Piss at the silver lining. A cloud isn't a bad thing in itself. A cloudy day is actually quite pleasant, at least to me. I don't see why water droplets in the sky are "dreary"...?

It's just a figure of speech mate.

'fraid I've got some bad news for you guys. As it turns out, each and everyone of you are just a different part of my personality. Not just the people in this thread but all of the people on this site, including Lack. In other words none of you really exist outside my head. I'm sorry but it looks like this has all been a lie. Well, you can carry on with your non-existance now.

strike wolf wrote:'fraid I've got some bad news for you guys. As it turns out, each and everyone of you are just a different part of my personality. Not just the people in this thread but all of the people on this site, including Lack. In other words none of you really exist outside my head. I'm sorry but it looks like this has all been a lie. Well, you can carry on with your non-existance now.

However, YOU are merely part of MY personality. Making everyone else on this site a smaller, and more simple, part of my personality.

As for the rain thing, well, I don't know about the rest of you, but here the rain is freaking cold. And wouldn't take much for it to turn into snow (which it has, even in the middle of July), so quit your whining.