Conquer Club

Lordy. I had to read that twice before I could discern that it was The Borg and not The Bong.

Either probably works...

elfish_lad wrote:Lordy. I had to read that twice before I could discern that it was The Borg and not The Bong.

Either probably works...

Most likely the latter, after reading some recent posts in our forum

Good name for a clan mag, The Bong. Elf and Pedro could co-edit.

Chariot of Fire wrote:Good name for a clan mag, The Bong. Elf and Pedro could co-edit.

Those Rubber Maids would be on the cover every issue

Chariot of Fire wrote:Good name for a clan mag, The Bong. Elf and Pedro could co-edit.

a real joint effort.

cachejob wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:Good name for a clan mag, The Bong. Elf and Pedro could co-edit.

a real joint effort.

Ba-dum-cha! Very nice.

Gold Knight wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:Yeah. We decided that on the basis we couldn't win it this time round we'd simply kidnap the TO.

Its all coming together now... I foresee Blitz joining soon and TOFU topping the multiple perception polls... Well played.

Blitz could start a new thread of top 5 people who most recently joined TOFU, ranked by the earliest to join, but only after taking into account those who he personally perceives to have the best Scrotal record.

I see this becoming the new achievement benchmark.

How come there's not a 'Top 5 threads' thread? Opportunity just gagging for it there Blitzman.

And why are there not more players out there keen on joining a great clan? Having seen JPC's latest stat on the number of players involved in clans (and against the CC populace as a whole) there must be wealth of talent out there just waiting to be discovered.

So come on, dear reader. If you're a team player (or simply a single map specialist) and have every confidence in your ability then we're very receptive to nurturing raw talent and making you one of the family.

Try it. You'll like it.

sonicsteve wrote:

Gold Knight wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:Yeah. We decided that on the basis we couldn't win it this time round we'd simply kidnap the TO.

Its all coming together now... I foresee Blitz joining soon and TOFU topping the multiple perception polls... Well played.

Blitz could start a new thread of top 5 people who most recently joined TOFU, ranked by the earliest to join, but only after taking into account those who he personally perceives to have the best Scrotal record.

I see this becoming the new achievement benchmark.

That word, "scrotal", is just uncomfortable to read...

Gold Knight wrote:

sonicsteve wrote:

Gold Knight wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:Yeah. We decided that on the basis we couldn't win it this time round we'd simply kidnap the TO.

Its all coming together now... I foresee Blitz joining soon and TOFU topping the multiple perception polls... Well played.

Blitz could start a new thread of top 5 people who most recently joined TOFU, ranked by the earliest to join, but only after taking into account those who he personally perceives to have the best Scrotal record.

I see this becoming the new achievement benchmark.

That word, "scrotal", is just uncomfortable to read...

Ah, a freudian mistype; I meant scodals of course.

My wife once encouraged me to shave my scodal area for reasons not to be disclosed here, but there i was stood in the shower with the sharpest implement in our house and the wrinkliest area of my anatomy and I thought, "f#ck this!" and just borrowed my mates f
firefighters outfit instead. Health and safety at all times, fellas, and jon; if you want the costume back, forget it.

Georgerx7di wrote:

Chuuuuck wrote:

jj3044 wrote:You guys just don't realize that Chuck is really a spy... for when we meet in this year's CCup.

JJ, SSHHHHHHHHHH!

So what's uuuup chuck, is the for real, or is this a joke? And who will be running cc2, I thought empire all did that work, will you still be handling that?

Yes, it is for real George. And I will still be handling the ccup. Like Si said, they couldn't get any rule changes in their favor last year so they felt like they needed to bribe the TO (me), haha!

sonicsteve wrote:

Gold Knight wrote:

sonicsteve wrote:

Gold Knight wrote:

Chariot of Fire wrote:Yeah. We decided that on the basis we couldn't win it this time round we'd simply kidnap the TO.

Its all coming together now... I foresee Blitz joining soon and TOFU topping the multiple perception polls... Well played.

Blitz could start a new thread of top 5 people who most recently joined TOFU, ranked by the earliest to join, but only after taking into account those who he personally perceives to have the best Scrotal record.

I see this becoming the new achievement benchmark.

That word, "scrotal", is just uncomfortable to read...

Ah, a freudian mistype; I meant scodals of course.

My wife once encouraged me to shave my scodal area for reasons not to be disclosed here, but there i was stood in the shower with the sharpest implement in our house and the wrinkliest area of my anatomy and I thought, "f#ck this!" and just borrowed my mates f
firefighters outfit instead. Health and safety at all times, fellas, and jon; if you want the costume back, forget it.

Are we talking about shaving scrotums here now? I can pitch in with a story.

Chuuuuck wrote:

Georgerx7di wrote:

Chuuuuck wrote:

jj3044 wrote:You guys just don't realize that Chuck is really a spy... for when we meet in this year's CCup.

JJ, SSHHHHHHHHHH!

So what's uuuup chuck, is the for real, or is this a joke? And who will be running cc2, I thought empire all did that work, will you still be handling that?

Yes, it is for real George. And I will still be handling the ccup. Like Si said, they couldn't get any rule changes in their favor last year so they felt like they needed to bribe the TO (me), haha!

I have personally contributed a 'basket of currencies' to bringing chuuuuck in. And, Jake I have the same story, my doctor insisted on playing the first cut is the deepest followed by an excerpt from the nutcracker while he went about his slicey dicey business.

Sorry for the thread jacking. The one and only time in my life I passed out was after the doctor snipped me. I got up, walked away, and promptly collapsed. Apparently my mind wasn't at all prepared for that event.

Back to your regularly scheduled TOFU scrota.

I donate blood to the Red Cross and each time I do I am nearly fainting so I need to sit/lay for 15 minutes just to get back to reality. Heck, why am I coming back there every time?..

I think i'm horrified and amused at the way this thread has headed... all at the same time!

I am horrified that this all started from me being announced as a new member of TOFU yet I have not participated in the conversation at all.

Chuuuuck wrote:I am horrified that this all started from me being announced as a new member of TOFU yet I have not participated in the conversation at all.

No, you've very wisely kept your scrotum out of it. Is that because you know Denise would have it's contents for a pair of earrings.

She must have small lobes.

I remember (ah those were the days) as a pauper newly-arrived in Hong Kong donating sperm (US$50) and blood ($0) and then on the advice of the nurse at the Red Cross "Now don't drink any alcohol for a while" immediately going out on the razz with my mates. One pint had the effect of 10 I reckon. God knows who I slept with on occasion, but I do remember being able to produce a clean bill of health viz a viz my various donor cards so I didn't have to wear a dreaded rubber.

Don't be fooled. . .Chuck was a master in the official Empire Scrotal thread in our forums. . .sort of a one man gang that guy. . rambling diatribes with allusions to stones, bats, all manner of Dust Bowl Oklahoman playthings.

Good luck, Chuck. Break him in, TOFU.

We will miss you, partner.

Who would have thought that so many people had scrotum-related stories that they were just dying to tell a bunch of strangers over the internet. Only in the Club...

Holy shit.

What a painful trend this thread has taken.

Spoken as one who did NOT (but nearly) pass out after the "snipping" event.

But I did drink a bottle of 20 year old Scotch when I got home...

Then I passed out.

i have many a tale about scroti

We didn't ask about your dating life

jakewilliams wrote:We didn't ask about your dating life

thought we were talkign about my accent and your wife