Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:45 am

Granted, but before you can say your wish boomlil's hero Chuck Norris kicks you in the stomach and tells you that you can't grant that wish anymore.

I wish the matrix was real.

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:46 am

Iliad wrote:Granted, except they mix up the ip addresses and kill you instead.

I wish that no-one would post in this thread

Granted, but Spamalot likes to spam a lot so they tell other people to post. You have to obey because you are part of Spamalot.

I wish I could live without any sleep.

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:49 am

Honibaz wrote:
Iliad wrote:Granted, except they mix up the ip addresses and kill you instead.

I wish that no-one would post in this thread

Granted, but Spamalot likes to spam a lot so they tell other people to post. You have to obey because you are part of Spamalot.

I wish I could live without any sleep.

Granted. You just simply die.

And that doesn't make sense. If I wished that no-one posted and that wish is granted than no-one can post! Haha!

I wish the next poster would always lie.

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:57 am

Granted, but you mistaken me for dustn64 and you start a flame war against him.

I wish that the person who posts after me is trans-sexual.

shadowdude · Post by **shadowdude** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:06 am

granted my name is Iliad

i wish that everyone died execpt me

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:22 am

Granted, but you become so lonely that you kill yourself from being lonely.

I wish there was no life.

shadowdude · Post by **shadowdude** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:34 am

Granted but something goes wrong andu die but everthing else lives

i wish that the person below me would insult himself for every1 to laugh at

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:47 am

Yeah I insult himself and everyone laughs at himself

I wish the next poster wouldn't post

shadowdude · Post by **shadowdude** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:54 am

granted but u go crazy and hang youself before u wish

i wish that Iliad would kill all of spamalot including himself

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:03 am

Granted except as you said I went crazy so instead I kill you.

I wish shadowdude was dead

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:15 am

Granted, but he becomes a zombie and eats up Spamalot's hill(which includes Iliad).

I wish I can reborn instantly anytime after I die.

agtsmitty · Post by **agtsmitty** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:54 am

Granted, but you keep being reborn as a different animal, slowly moving Down the food chain.

I wish that I could think of something to wish for.

shadowdude · Post by **shadowdude** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:31 am

granted but u did wish so u corrupted ur self

i wish that every hated Iliad

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:21 am

Granted, but then he snaps and kills everyone

I wish my clan was more active

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:02 pm

Granted, but then it gets deleted.

I wish Spamolot was banned ofr all time.

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:13 pm

Granted....I see nothing wrong with this

I wish I had exact change for every purchace I ever wanted to make in my pocket (dollars too) and my pocket didn't explode for all the money and it was legal currency

agtsmitty · Post by **agtsmitty** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:23 pm

Granted, but its all in pennies and you go crazy at the sound of all that change when you walk.

I wish I could catch a lephrichan so I could have some gold.

shadowdude · Post by **shadowdude** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:07 pm

granted but the lepricon sets fire to your hair u run away screaming and forget abuot the gold

i wish that no one would wish after and wishing after does not corrupt it

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:45 pm

Granted, but people these days just can't stop wishing and corrupting wishes. So they kill you because you are trying to stop them from wishing.

I wish I owned everything in the universe!

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:47 pm

Granted, but you own all the diseases so you die

I wish I had a keyboard

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:50 pm

Granted, but you lose the monitor and the mouse while trying to get a keyboard so you don't have a complete computer system.

I wish I could evolve into another form.

boomlil · Post by **boomlil** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:54 pm

granted you become a cricket

i wish i had a dollar

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:57 pm

Granted, but it's a Canadian dollar.

I wish I had a vagina.

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:58 pm

granted, now you can GFY

I wish hecter would not be so gay

boomlil · Post by **boomlil** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:58 pm

i can grant any wish but im not THAT good

i wish i wasnt in canada and that it blows up