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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 4:29 pm
by AndrewLC
Ok, new question, how many times have you ever mastubated in a 24 time period.
Mine is 8
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 5:02 pm
by Aegnor
AndrewLC wrote:Ok, new question, how many times have you ever mastubated in a 24 time period.
Mine is 8
Remind me not to shake your hand, ever!
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 5:03 pm
by AndrewLC
Aegnor wrote:AndrewLC wrote:Ok, new question, how many times have you ever mastubated in a 24 time period.
Mine is 8
Remind me not to shake your hand, ever!
Why? I jerk off with my left hand
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:24 am
by Kid_A
masturbated 3 times today and had sex with my gf once. my urethra is quite sore!
just thought it would be appropriate to share this news with a bunch of strangers
and revive everyones favorite christian thread
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:52 am
by MeDeFe
8 times in 24 hours? Not bad, but not as good as the world record. Now, if you could manage to get those 8 in a period of 10 hours or so I think you would hold the world record.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:06 am
by btownmeggy
Kid_A wrote:masturbated 3 times today and had sex with my gf once. my urethra is quite sore!
just thought it would be appropriate to share this news with a bunch of strangers
and revive everyones favorite christian thread
What's the special occasion?
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:42 am
by hecter
Wow, I guess I don't masturbate that much for a hormonal teenager…
Probably 0.5 in a 24hr time period. You know, once every two days, 3-4 times a week.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:54 am
by firth4eva
you forgot the GFY option
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:56 am
by n8freeman
a better question would be who DOESNT masturbate
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:04 pm
by happy2seeyou
n8freeman wrote:a better question would be who DOESNT masturbate
We have already gone over that . . . read up.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:07 pm
by Hitman079
after doing it once one doesn't feel like doing it again
not like i have any experience
but i keep trying to give it up so it goes down to like once a week
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:51 pm
by Stopper
Hitman079 wrote:but i keep trying to give it up
Why??? An average wanking session burns 150 calories, and is an excellent form of cardiovascular exercise.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:30 pm
by s.xkitten
i...i don't know what to say...
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:31 pm
by Hitman079
since there are approximately 3,600 calories (or is it 3,200?) in a pound of fat, that means i have to wank..
24 times to lose a pound..
i'm sure there's an easier way
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:32 pm
by hecter
Hitman079 wrote:since there are approximately 3,600 calories (or is it 3,200?) in a pound of fat, that means i have to wank..
24 times to lose a pound..
i'm sure there's an easier way
Sure, but how many are as fun as wanking?!
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:36 pm
by happy2seeyou
I am sure that actual sex would burn more calories
Find a girlfriend.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:38 pm
by Hitman079
then i'd have to drop out off high school to take care of the baby
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:56 pm
by Stopper
Hitman079 wrote:then i'd have to drop out off high school to take care of the baby
It isn't necessary for you to end up with a baby.
Just deny it.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:46 pm
by hecter
happy2seeyou wrote:I am sure that actual sex would burn more calories
Find a girlfriend.
Hey babe. Wanna hook up sometime
O GOD! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! I WAS JUST JOKING, HONEST!!!
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:49 pm
by happy2seeyou
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:50 pm
by hecter
You emphasized the wrong part!
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:10 pm
by brekus
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:23 pm
by b.k. barunt
Oh goody - i got here just in time to see some cat getting wanked. Fine - just fine.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:37 pm
by OnlyAmbrose
Who masturbates
I do and I am not proud of it.
If any Christian would like to send prayers my way on this particular matter, I'd be much obliged.
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:46 pm
by b.k. barunt
* * makes sign of cross and mumbles secret Latin words * *
