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Ok, new question, how many times have you ever mastubated in a 24 time period.

Mine is 8
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AndrewLC wrote:Ok, new question, how many times have you ever mastubated in a 24 time period.

Mine is 8


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Aegnor wrote:
AndrewLC wrote:Ok, new question, how many times have you ever mastubated in a 24 time period.

Mine is 8


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Why? I jerk off with my left hand
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masturbated 3 times today and had sex with my gf once. my urethra is quite sore! :shock: just thought it would be appropriate to share this news with a bunch of strangers :D and revive everyones favorite christian thread O:)
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8 times in 24 hours? Not bad, but not as good as the world record. Now, if you could manage to get those 8 in a period of 10 hours or so I think you would hold the world record.
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Kid_A wrote:masturbated 3 times today and had sex with my gf once. my urethra is quite sore! :shock: just thought it would be appropriate to share this news with a bunch of strangers :D and revive everyones favorite christian thread O:)


What's the special occasion?
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Wow, I guess I don't masturbate that much for a hormonal teenager…

Probably 0.5 in a 24hr time period. You know, once every two days, 3-4 times a week.
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you forgot the GFY option
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a better question would be who DOESNT masturbate
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n8freeman wrote:a better question would be who DOESNT masturbate


We have already gone over that . . . read up. :lol:
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after doing it once one doesn't feel like doing it again
not like i have any experience :wink:
but i keep trying to give it up so it goes down to like once a week
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Hitman079 wrote:but i keep trying to give it up


Why??? An average wanking session burns 150 calories, and is an excellent form of cardiovascular exercise.
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i...i don't know what to say... :shock: :lol:
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since there are approximately 3,600 calories (or is it 3,200?) in a pound of fat, that means i have to wank..
24 times to lose a pound..
i'm sure there's an easier way
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Hitman079 wrote:since there are approximately 3,600 calories (or is it 3,200?) in a pound of fat, that means i have to wank..
24 times to lose a pound..
i'm sure there's an easier way

Sure, but how many are as fun as wanking?!
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I am sure that actual sex would burn more calories :wink: Find a girlfriend.
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then i'd have to drop out off high school to take care of the baby
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Hitman079 wrote:then i'd have to drop out off high school to take care of the baby


It isn't necessary for you to end up with a baby.
































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happy2seeyou wrote:I am sure that actual sex would burn more calories :wink: Find a girlfriend.

Hey babe. Wanna hook up sometime ;)

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hecter wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:I am sure that actual sex would burn more calories :wink: Find a girlfriend.

Hey babe. Wanna hook up sometime ;)

O GOD! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!I WAS JUST JOKING, HONEST!!



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happy2seeyou wrote:
hecter wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:I am sure that actual sex would burn more calories :wink: Find a girlfriend.

Hey babe. Wanna hook up sometime ;)

O GOD! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!I WAS JUST JOKING, HONEST!!



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Oh goody - i got here just in time to see some cat getting wanked. Fine - just fine.
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Who masturbates


I do and I am not proud of it.

If any Christian would like to send prayers my way on this particular matter, I'd be much obliged.
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