Conquer Club

Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled "Cells are Bad" and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end." Although my standards are nowhere near where they used to be I could not bring myself to put As atop those beauties.

Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled "Cells are Bad" and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end." Although my standards are nowhere near where they used to be I could not bring myself to put As atop those beauties.

Now I am the ruler of all the ocean! The waves obey my every whim!

gdeangel wrote:Ummmm... Ursula in "The Little Mermaid"?

The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
....
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea
....
The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
(Yeah)

Man1: Here's your bones, Tony.
Man2: Okay, bones. Bones? Whassa matta for you, Joe? I break-a your face-e! Tonight, Butch-a he's-a get the best in the house!

UselessTriviaMan wrote:Lady and the Tramp??

UselessTriviaMan wrote:Lady and the Tramp??

Character 1: Fill them pews, people, that's the key. Grab the little ones as well. Hook 'em while they're young.
Character 2: Kind of like the tobacco industry?
Character 1: Christ, if only we had their numbers.

Quote 1:
do i look like a beautiful blonde with big t1ts and an a$$ that tastes like french vanilla ice cream? no. no, okay then why are you telling me all this bullsh1t?

Quote 2:
Now the first time you kill somebody, that'd the hardest I don't give a 'f'uck if you're Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? That guy up in that 'f'uckin tower killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he drew a bead on, that one was the 'b'itch of the bunch. First one is tough, no 'f'uckin' foolin'. The second one? The second one ain't no 'f'uckin' Mardi Gras either, but it's better than the first one cos you still feel the same thing only now it's like . . more diluted you know? It's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Than the third one . . .the third one is easy, you level right off . . . it's no problem. Now? $hit now I do it just to watch their 'f'uckin' expessions change.

Kernal_Kronic wrote:

Quote 1:
do i look like a beautiful blonde with big t1ts and an a$$ that tastes like french vanilla ice cream? no. no, okay then why are you telling me all this bullsh1t?

No takers? Okay, I'll throw in a 2nd one:

Quote 2:
Now the first time you kill somebody, that'd the hardest I don't give a 'f'uck if you're Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? That guy up in that 'f'uckin tower killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he drew a bead on, that one was the 'b'itch of the bunch. First one is tough, no 'f'uckin' foolin'. The second one? The second one ain't no 'f'uckin' Mardi Gras either, but it's better than the first one cos you still feel the same thing only now it's like . . more diluted you know? It's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Than the third one . . .the third one is easy, you level right off . . . it's no problem. Now? $hit now I do it just to watch their 'f'uckin' expessions change.

Kernal_Kronic wrote:

Quote 1:
do i look like a beautiful blonde with big t1ts and an a$$ that tastes like french vanilla ice cream? no. no, okay then why are you telling me all this bullsh1t?

No takers? Okay, I'll throw in a 2nd one:

Quote 2:
Now the first time you kill somebody, that'd the hardest I don't give a 'f'uck if you're Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? That guy up in that 'f'uckin tower killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he drew a bead on, that one was the 'b'itch of the bunch. First one is tough, no 'f'uckin' foolin'. The second one? The second one ain't no 'f'uckin' Mardi Gras either, but it's better than the first one cos you still feel the same thing only now it's like . . more diluted you know? It's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Than the third one . . .the third one is easy, you level right off . . . it's no problem. Now? $hit now I do it just to watch their 'f'uckin' expessions change.

shadowsteel9 wrote:

Kernal_Kronic wrote:

Quote 1:
do i look like a beautiful blonde with big t1ts and an a$$ that tastes like french vanilla ice cream? no. no, okay then why are you telling me all this bullsh1t?

No takers? Okay, I'll throw in a 2nd one:

Quote 2:
Now the first time you kill somebody, that'd the hardest I don't give a 'f'uck if you're Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? That guy up in that 'f'uckin tower killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he drew a bead on, that one was the 'b'itch of the bunch. First one is tough, no 'f'uckin' foolin'. The second one? The second one ain't no 'f'uckin' Mardi Gras either, but it's better than the first one cos you still feel the same thing only now it's like . . more diluted you know? It's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Than the third one . . .the third one is easy, you level right off . . . it's no problem. Now? $hit now I do it just to watch their 'f'uckin' expessions change.

Is it True Romance?

That was my last cigar!!

shadowsteel9 wrote:

That was my last cigar!!

Mr.Vince wrote:X-Men : The last stand.