Conquer Club

251. Get the best champaigne there, get a shopping trolley, go to the microphone place and alert everyone you will be christening a new ship at say, isle 6, when enough people come get the champaigne and smash it on the shopping trolley, like the queen would do to a ocean liner.

252. Jump on the back of a fat man or lady and start spanking their ass proclaiming stuff like "Yeah bitch ride that ting!"

253. Get the bed matresses and a few friends and start selling tickets for a WWF/E style paper view, the main event being a no holds barred match using whatever you can find, Be sure to get a annoying commentator with a southern American accent, doing a bad impression of the accent is better.

brooksieb wrote:251. Get the best champaigne there, get a shopping trolley, go to the microphone place and alert everyone you will be christening a new ship at say, isle 6, when enough people come get the champaigne and smash it on the shopping trolley, like the queen would do to a ocean liner.

I don't think they got champaigne at Wal-mart. You'd have to go to the liquor store next door.





shopping trolley

254. Walk in side with a big sign that says........
Go to K-mart! It's a lot better than this dump!
While chanting K-mart K-mart.

255. Hide in the clothing racks and when a person comes by to look at a piece of clothing say "Pick Me!"

256. Do the same as 255,but do it naked.

God Emperor Q wrote:255. Hide in the clothing racks and when a person comes by to look at a piece of clothing say "Pick Me!"

works best when hiding behind pants, I think.

257. shoot the Wal-mart employees.

Scream you're a Union Organizer and you're here to sign up members!

258. Say youre a scientoligist

259. Sing Christmas Carols.

260. Always pay by cheque, but always make it 1c more than it should be.
Eventually they'll work out who's making their books not balance.

261 I actually did this the other day
Tell the clerk she can shove the garbage sacks she didn't ring up, up her fat dumb ass

Well, over here, in Walmart type stores, it usually happens like this: I'm standing, getting bored, waiting to pay in a queue, and some frustrated (usually a "fairey-winged" type person) starts getting obnoxious and takes their frustrations of their own life out, by deciding to give the poor minimum-wage-cashier a hard time about something that (most often) isn't really their fault.
Usually, I politely persuade them to desist (if I think that they are themselves in the wrong), and if they don't, I take great pleasure in making a scene and kicking them out myself. If I think, however, that they are indeed in the right, I back them up, calling for managers, escalation up the chain etc..., then when the hullabulloo is fully "full" on, I quietly slink away with my "purchases"

263: Open up a Megadeth -Count Down to Extinction cd....Go to to stereos, turn volume up full blast, cue up Symphony of Destruction, and play air-guitar

264. (someone gave a suggestion without a number ) Whip out your cock in the store. Works every time.

265.

Threaten to sue

266. Do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsytFBm7 ... re=related

267: do this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30vad1cb-E4

268 --
Do this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlZh9-NQEyI

269. Wear a Tee-shirt suggesting fair wages for oversees factories making walmart products.

You may not just get kicked out for this, you may very well actually get kicked. Or worse.

270: Go to meat section grab a great big juicy steak, walk over to barbeques ,fire it up and start cookin

271: take mega's avi with you

272: Ask them about their wiener

im european so never actualy been in a wal-mart but my perception of it is like this; 273; whisper to yourself "lynyrd skynyrd sucks" and the employees + all the customers will kick you out quicker than a quick thing getting out of anything slippery at a high pace..