Conquer Club

riggable wrote:Alright, i'm writing up the next announcement now. Expect it within the next hour.

*Raises his diskarmor from the announcement*
YAHOO!

riggable wrote:Alright, i'm writing up the next announcement now. Expect it within the next hour.

Yay!

alright NESconquerer, i'll bite. WHat the hell is a diskarmor? from what i can tell, its an attack yoyo, but correct me if i'm wrong. and do so quick, as the update depends on it

riggable wrote:alright NESconquerer, i'll bite. WHat the hell is a diskarmor? from what i can tell, its an attack yoyo, but correct me if i'm wrong. and do so quick, as the update depends on it

You nailed it head on with an attack yo yo.

cool, i'm writing it up again. sorry for the delay.

*fears for his life*

simply if AD defended or I got attacked Im dead

Let us hope my attack left a mark on the enemy.

Announcement 9
Chain reactions and Small Retractions

cena-rules and chuck norris were both on the verge of death due to blood loss when they ran into anarkistdream. AD had found a medical kit, and was about to apply the healing balms onto his wounds. Cena-rules and Chuck Norris slowly charge at Anarkistsdream, desperate to heal their near fatal wounds. Anarkistdream, turned and to cena-rules dismay, his kenpo sword was raised on the defensive. With a quick slice and dice, Cena-rules' bloody head was laying on the ground next to his quivering and injured body. Chuck Norris was still on his feet though, and was preparing to land a devastating roundhouse kick to AD's unprotected face, when Fircoal jumped out of the tree above where he had been watching the action unfold. As Fircoal descended onto the ground, he unleashed several hundred thousand volts of electricity onto Chuck Norris's back, flank, and head, but not before Chuck had flipped Anarkistsdream onto his back with a loud roundhouse kick. With a surprisingly feminine scream, Chuck fell to the ground, burnt and smoking, and breathed his last breath.
Anarkists dream was struggling to breath. Fircoal had run back off into the forest unharmed, but AD was barely holding on. He lay on the ground, desperately trying to breath through his broken nose and bloodied mouth.
NESconquerer was hiding in the underbrush in the shadows of the clearing that all this action had taken place. He had hidden there because he had found a paintbucket filled with pink paint. It looked as though the paint bucket had been there a long time. Along side it was an old, but still functional large paintbrush. With slow and loving care, NES had painted his Diskarmor a bright pink, and had just finished up when he heard the rustlings of a fight in the clearing up ahead.
Now that the fighiting was finished, the only things that were left in in the forest's clearing was a dying Anarkistdream, and a burnt and unusable medical kit. With a nervous hand, NES crept forward into the clearing and threw his Diskarmor at Anarkist's head.
AD had finally caught his breath. Slowly he was going to roll over and stand up. As he painfullly rolled over, all he saw was a flash of pink before everything went black.
Player #2 cena-rules is dead(13 left)
Player #14 Anarkistsdream is dead (12 left)

Avron and F1fth were in a stupendous battle. Avron had a magnum pistol, and F1fth a pirates cutlass. Not an even matchup, generally, but this had been something of a doozy. F1fth was the one who had started the fighting, jumping Avron and bringing his cutlass down with bang. Avron had anticipated the attack, however, and jumped aside. He shot F1fth with his magnum, but his awkward position due to the jump along with the amazing kickback of the magnum, caused the bullet to fly harmlesssly over F1fth's shoulder. Avron was flown onto the ground on his back, and F1fth ran up to slash at Avron's unprotected body. Again, Avron had anticipated the attack and had rolled away at the last minute. This time, when he attacked with his magnum, the bullet found its mark. Through the upper leg, straight through the thigh went the bullet. as F1fth fell to the ground, Avron ran farther down through the forest, knowing the outrageously loud noise that his gun made would attract a lot of other competitors. And attract it did.

Dustn64 had been following Fircoal. He had heard the battle between Anarkistdreams, cena-rules, and Fircoal, and had gotten there just in time to see fircoal running off. Catching up to fircoal had not been overly difficult. Fircoal was at the moment speaking to himself and drinking water from a small pool in the forest. With a badass look on Dustn's face, he nimbly ran up behind fircoal and slipped the rope around fircoals neck. "aww shit, not again!" moaned fircoal, and Dustn's raucious laughter filled the small clearing.
Later on, he was walking through the forest with Fircoal being dragged behind him, when he heard 2 loud shots coming nearby. He yanked at the rope and ran forward towards the noise. As he came into the clearing, all he could see was f1fth, screaming in pain on the ground. "attack my lovely nappy ho," murmured Dustn in delight. He took off the rope around Fircoal's neck, and fircoal dashed forward and released his second bolt of lightning in the last hour. F1fth's body went limp and he stopped screaming. Fircoal turned around, and with tears in his eyes, he said "now leave me alone!" and ran off. Dustn just laughed all the harder and yelled out "my poor little boy, you will never escape" and walked off into the forest.
player #17 F1fth is dead(11 left)

Everyone NOT mentioned has made it through this hour unscathed!


This Is the Current Location of the alive players.
A1
Fircoal
Misterman10

A3
Dustn64

A5
0ojakeo0

C1
NESconquerer

C3
The1exile
Avron
Koesen

D2
Dominationnation
Skoffin

E1
XenCobra



It Is Now The MOVE Phase

1. Fircoal
weapon: Pikachu powers...
♥

2. cena-rules
weapon: Chuck Norris
DEAD

3. MisterMan10
weapon: Feather
♥ ♥

4. Ga7
weapon: Nodashi
DEAD


5. The Weird One
weapon: Rabid Chipmunk
DEAD

6. 0oJakeo0
weapon: Chainsaw
♥♥ ♥

7. The1Exile
weapon: Poisoned longsword
♥♥

8. Dustn64
weapon: Fircoal on a leash
♥♥

9. XenCobra
weapon: Bastard Sword
♥

10. Skoffin
weapon: Holy Snap Apples.
♥♥

11. muy_thaiguy
weapon: Halberd
DEAD

12. GreecePwns
weapon: Portable Guillotine
DEAD

13. Fireedud
weapon: Katana
DEAD

14.Anarkistsdream
weapon: Chinese Kenpo.
DEAD


15. Koesen
weapon:Naginata
♥

16. Avron
weapon:Magnum
♥

17. F1fth
weapon: Cutlass.
DEAD

18dominationnation
weapon: Super Sexiness
♥♥

19. NESConqueror
weapon: Diskarmor
♥♥





It Is Now The MOVE Phase





It Is Now The MOVE phase

No hard feelings anarkistsdream, but I am wanting to live. *Begins movement*

cena-rules wrote:*fears for his life*

simply if AD defended or I got attacked Im dead

I attacked you.

Fircoal wrote:

cena-rules wrote:*fears for his life*

simply if AD defended or I got attacked Im dead

I attacked you.

Who is up for a Jake hunt???

Bump!

still the move phase, eh

What are fir and MM10 gonna do? both in the same spot....

I need 1 more pm for the move phase to be over. if this is you, please do so.

riggable wrote:I need 1 more pm for the move phase to be over. if this is you, please do so.

tell us who it is so that we can rape them, and after a certain amount of time, they don't deserve the right to send in a PM

Go on without them.

send in your PMS!

Just end the move phase, screw anybody who hasn't sent their pm's

Announcement 10
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
-Will Rogers

This Is the Current Location of the alive players.
A1
Fircoal
Misterman10

A4
Dustn64

B3
Koesen

B5
0ojakeo0

C3
Avron

C4
The1exile

D1
NESconquerer

D2
Dominationnation

D3
Skoffin

E1
XenCobra



Avron be the one who did not send in his move phase


It Is Now The ATTACK Phase

1. Fircoal
weapon: Pikachu powers...
♥

2. cena-rules
weapon: Chuck Norris
DEAD

3. MisterMan10
weapon: Feather
♥ ♥

4. Ga7
weapon: Nodashi
DEAD


5. The Weird One
weapon: Rabid Chipmunk
DEAD

6. 0oJakeo0
weapon: Chainsaw
♥♥ ♥

7. The1Exile
weapon: Poisoned longsword
♥♥

8. Dustn64
weapon: Fircoal on a leash
♥♥

9. XenCobra
weapon: Bastard Sword
♥

10. Skoffin
weapon: Holy Snap Apples.
♥♥

11. muy_thaiguy
weapon: Halberd
DEAD

12. GreecePwns
weapon: Portable Guillotine
DEAD

13. Fireedud
weapon: Katana
DEAD

14.Anarkistsdream
weapon: Chinese Kenpo.
DEAD


15. Koesen
weapon:Naginata
♥

16. Avron
weapon:Magnum
♥

17. F1fth
weapon: Cutlass.
DEAD

18dominationnation
weapon: Super Sexiness
♥♥

19. NESConqueror
weapon: Diskarmor
♥♥



It Is Now The ATTACK Phase




It Is Now The ATTACK phase

bump it up. I am enjoying the game.

jake is safe again

Bump

XenCobra wrote:Bump

Bump again.

bumpzor