Conquer Club

granted you get a brand new Commodore 64



i wish i own nuclear shelter.

Granted but u get locked in go crazy and commit suicide

i wish i owned a piece of paper

Granted and it's the only thing you own, so you get a paper cut later and bleed to death because you don't own a bandage.

I wish the sub-prime mortage crisis in USA would be stopped as soon as possible.

Granted, but alot of the world hates the US anyways and blow it up.

I wish everyone didnt hate the US so I wouldnt have to die

Granted, but the United States changes it's name to the United Provinces so people are making up excuses now to attack UP. Don't worry agtsmitty, you didn't die in this.

I wish I was uncorruptable.

Honibaz wrote:Granted, but the United States changes it's name to the United Provinces so people are making up excuses now to attack UP. Don't worry agtsmitty, you didn't die in this.

I wish I was uncorruptable.

Granted, but to achieve this, you mucb be locked away.

I wish The idiot corrupting my wish wouldn't kill me at all during his post. Wether it's him or someone else, or myself. No death, no blood, no violence shether. Just a corrupted wish. That is, my wish.

Granted I will not be the one to kill you, my hitman will though

I wish I didn't have to go to school, but still had all the education of a 4 year college

Granted, but the education you recieved somehow by osmosis (and even then it took 10 years), is equivalent to a D average BS degree, and its in a useless field. Qualifying you to be a great fry cook at McDonalds.

I wish I was paid $1 today, $2 tomorrow, $4 the next day, then $8, and so on....

granted but u die on the fith day befor u get 16 quid




i wish i had a bnadage to the paper cut bleeding me to death and a bin to throw my piece of paper in

granted but the bandage is made of salt

i wish i had a burrito

Granted, but it has broken glass in it.

I wish I knew where my Halo 2 game was.

Granted, I HAVE IT!! But I dont have a xbox360.

I wish I had an XBox360 to play thaiguys Halo2.

granted, but I take back my game and give your PC a virus!

I wish I had a lucky penny.

granted but i give everyone else in the world a lucky quarter

i wish i had 2 dollars and 39 cents

muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, but I take back my game and give your PC a virus!

I wish I had a lucky penny.

Haha, thats fine, this is a work PC. No harm to me

As for boomlil, Granted, but its the last 2.39 you ever get in your life.

I wish women werent so complicated.

granted you must date the physical manifestaion of pamela andersons mind

i wish i had another 2dollars and 39 cent

granted but the money get vaccumed into your mouth u choke and die

i wished owned a tank so i could ram down the guy above me

granted, but it turns out to be a hot water tank so you burn yourself while running down the person above you.

I wish I had all of the Monster's of Rock Albums...

Cheesemore wrote:Granted I will not be the one to kill you, my hitman will though

I wish I didn't have to go to school, but still had all the education of a 4 year college

I messed up someone! I win! My wish clearly stated that no one could kill me, either me, you, or someone else.

freezie wrote:

Honibaz wrote:Granted, but the United States changes it's name to the United Provinces so people are making up excuses now to attack UP. Don't worry agtsmitty, you didn't die in this.

I wish I was uncorruptable.

Granted, but to achieve this, you mucb be locked away.

I wish The idiot corrupting my wish wouldn't kill me at all during his post. Wether it's him or someone else, or myself. No death, no blood, no violence shether. Just a corrupted wish. That is, my wish.

muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, but it turns out to be a hot water tank so you burn yourself while running down the person above you.

I wish I had all of the Monster's of Rock Albums...

Granted, but no mp3/ipod/cd players or whatever to play them.

I wish I couldn't wish anymore.

freezie wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, but it turns out to be a hot water tank so you burn yourself while running down the person above you.

I wish I had all of the Monster's of Rock Albums...

Granted, but no mp3/ipod/cd players or whatever to play them.

I wish I couldn't wish anymore.

Granted, but you corrupted your own wish, so I can rest easy.
I wish NES ruled the world!

Granted, but it is only the NES game system world, enjoy 2D!

I wish I had a top hat

Granted, but bunny rabbits keeps coming out of the hat to bite your finger when you put it on.

I wish nobody posts after me and I did not die before saying it.

granted but u but u get knock unconsiuos before u wish




i wish that boomlil would a die slow painful death

Granted, except they mix up the ip addresses and kill you instead.

I wish that no-one would post in this thread