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Conquer Club • Who masturbates ??????????? - Page 11
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 1:46 pm
by salr15
happy2seeyou wrote:
AndrewLC wrote:Should the question be who doesn't masturbate? I'm pretty sure that all the people who said "No" lied.


I don't lie about that. I have no need to do it. My hubby keeps me busy. :wink:


TMI :-$

Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 2:17 pm
by n8freeman
whoever doesnt masturbate is either a married woman or a liar!!!

Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 1:36 am
by Hitman079
n8freeman wrote:whoever doesnt masturbate is either a married woman or a liar!!!

or a mix of both :roll:

Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 4:39 am
by MeDeFe
Gives you something to think about, doesn't it?

Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 5:29 am
by Skittles!
Masturbating?

Just do, don't think.

Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:40 am
by MeDeFe
I meant the "mix of both" that Hitman was referring to.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:36 pm
by Vincent M
150+

of wanking wow

that is a lot of wanking :shock:

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:37 pm
by sam_levi_11
sure is.....

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:56 pm
by Alexwales93
yep...

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 1:54 pm
by diddle
thats one strong arm :wink:

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 1:55 pm
by Vincent M
diddle wrote:thats one strong arm :wink:


LMAO

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 1:57 pm
by diddle
Vincent M wrote:
diddle wrote:thats one strong arm :wink:


LMAO


either that or i would worry about his self pleasuring tecniques

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 3:04 pm
by duday53
n8freeman wrote:whoever doesnt masturbate is either a married woman or a liar!!!


or twelve...

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 3:06 pm
by Vincent M
Hell I was Jacking while I was born

I jizzed on the DOC :lol:

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 3:21 pm
by duday53
when you were born?

you must be very talented wanker

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 4:24 pm
by mr. incrediball
duday53 wrote:
n8freeman wrote:whoever doesnt masturbate is either a married woman or a liar!!!


or twelve...


twelve year olds masturbate, i have a mate who started wanking at 11, seriously!

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 7:37 pm
by Hitman079
i heard one who started when he was 8. my best friend he is. i just don't let him touch me with his right hand.
you know there's such thing as wank-a-thons? wikipedia has an article on it, seriously! (and strangely the current record more women orgasmed than men)

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 8:10 pm
by safariguy5
Hitman079 wrote:i heard one who started when he was 8. my best friend he is. i just don't let him touch me with his right hand.
you know there's such thing as wank-a-thons? wikipedia has an article on it, seriously! (and strangely the current record more women orgasmed than men)


Can you post the link? I can't believe wikipedia actually has someone who writes about that.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 8:45 pm
by Hitman079
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon
The Masturbate-a-thon is an event whereby participants masturbate in order to raise money for charity and awareness of, and dispel the shame and taboos that persist around this form of sexual activity. During the past six years, the Masturbate-a-thon has raised over $25,000 for women’s health initiatives and HIV prevention, education and treatment organizations, and has contributed to debates about safer sex and alternative safe methods of sexual expression in the USA, in the face of harsh conservative opposition.

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 9:01 pm
by hecter
Hitman079 wrote:(and strangely the current record more women orgasmed than men)

I think it means orgasms in one go.

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 12:15 am
by JTFR
MY dog. For real.

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 12:19 am
by Skittles!
Gross.

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 1:30 am
by reverend_kyle
this thread has killled thousands of kittens.

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 4:45 am
by Skittles!
You and your dick-slaps also do that Kyle.

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 12:57 pm
by s.xkitten
reverend_kyle wrote:this thread has killled thousands of kittens.


sadly for you, i wasn't one of them... :roll: