Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 8:59 pm
Timminz wrote:a.sub wrote:what if i said plz?
Good question. What if....
please?
please?
Conquer Club
Conquer Club, a free online multiplayer variation of a popular world domination board game.
http://www.tools.conquerclub.com/forum/
CC Poetry
http://www.tools.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=86803
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please?
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:26 am
john9blue wrote:Based on a true story, written in anapestic tetrameter:
It is Saturday morning and man, am I bored
I need something to do, something I can afford
I was thinking a card game, a game with a board
And yet something with points or some kind of reward
Then it comes to me: Conquer Club! Yes, praise the Lord!
So I open my browser, connect to the 'net,
In my Conquer Club game I have got a mixed set
I can conquer the board with the armies I get!
I press "auto-attack" and my palms start to sweat
As if I was alone with a horny brunette.
Seconds later I stare at my screen, thunderstruck
Shouting curse words and feeling like running amuck
Well, I lost that damn game, and it's NOT 'cause I suck.
So forget about turtle and monkey and truck,
'Cause the ruler of this site is stupid dumb luck.
Simply awesome!
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:04 pm
A nod to all you Freemiums out there:
a little like heartburn
Waiting for your turn,
It's a little like heartburn---
But wait! There's a cure,
For that I'm sure---
Put a little antacid to your lip:
Get a little Premium Membership.
--Andy
a little like heartburn
Waiting for your turn,
It's a little like heartburn---
But wait! There's a cure,
For that I'm sure---
Put a little antacid to your lip:
Get a little Premium Membership.
--Andy
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:17 pm
squishyg wrote:The Mighty War of March 29 - April 16, 2009
By squishyg
Invaders many
Hostages, ransom, oh my!
tdans still won most
When I had finished the first page of this topic, I thought, "What we need is a good haiku!" Next page: voila!
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:54 pm
ender516 wrote:squishyg wrote:The Mighty War of March 29 - April 16, 2009
By squishyg
Invaders many
Hostages, ransom, oh my!
tdans still won most
When I had finished the first page of this topic, I thought, "What we need is a good haiku!" Next page: voila!
(bows)
Glad you like it!
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 8:10 pm
chance is chance
it's my turn
but should i take it---
should i cash my spoils and burn---
do i have enough to really make it?
chance is chance
when will i start this dance.
--Andy
it's my turn
but should i take it---
should i cash my spoils and burn---
do i have enough to really make it?
chance is chance
when will i start this dance.
--Andy
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Sun May 24, 2009 10:11 pm
the stench of nervous sweat abound,
a mental mix of scented kill,
the clock now foe as seconds pound,
to luck as worthy as our skill,
and so the race is on once more,
the devil's dice and chance his whore,
the ticking crash of painful whim,
as number lists have counted jim,
till atmosphere has deafened sound,
as sextal system sets its will,
the final roll leaves sense not found,
swap random org for bitter pill!
a mental mix of scented kill,
the clock now foe as seconds pound,
to luck as worthy as our skill,
and so the race is on once more,
the devil's dice and chance his whore,
the ticking crash of painful whim,
as number lists have counted jim,
till atmosphere has deafened sound,
as sextal system sets its will,
the final roll leaves sense not found,
swap random org for bitter pill!
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 4:15 am
jiminski wrote:the stench of nervous sweat abound,
a mental mix of scented kill,
the clock now foe as seconds pound,
to luck as worthy as our skill,
and so the race is on once more,
the devil's dice and chance his whore,
the ticking crash of painful whim,
as number lists have counted jim,
till atmosphere has deafened sound,
as sextal system sets its will,
the final roll leaves sense not found,
swap random org for bitter pill!
Your writing is awesome. Are you an author?
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 5:43 am
john9blue wrote:
Your writing is awesome. Are you an author?
thank you .. and no, just a waffler.
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:14 pm
To the music of lose yourself
"If you had,
one die....
to roll anything you wanted...
To BE CONTINUED
"If you had,
one die....
to roll anything you wanted...
To BE CONTINUED
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:51 pm
sailorseal wrote:To the music of lose yourself
"If you had,
one die....
to roll anything you wanted...
To BE CONTINUED
trust me, part 2 is not needed...-0
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:56 pm
owenshooter wrote:sailorseal wrote:To the music of lose yourself
"If you had,
one die....
to roll anything you wanted...
To BE CONTINUED
trust me, part 2 is not needed...-0
Part 2?? Oh, no
I agree with O.
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:03 pm
To flame or not to flame
To ban or not to be banned
To troll or not to troll
These thin skinned posters
Those sensitive posters
They cry and they whine
They deserve a lashing
They deserve a whipping
Why can't I flame them
Why can't I troll them
It's not like I shot them
It's not like I knife them
It's only words, that I say
It's only casualty is their ego
With not a drop of blood or loss of limb
Civility and political correctness
Is crimping my style
It's just a pile of [edited]
To ban or not to be banned
To troll or not to troll
These thin skinned posters
Those sensitive posters
They cry and they whine
They deserve a lashing
They deserve a whipping
Why can't I flame them
Why can't I troll them
It's not like I shot them
It's not like I knife them
It's only words, that I say
It's only casualty is their ego
With not a drop of blood or loss of limb
Civility and political correctness
Is crimping my style
It's just a pile of [edited]
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:05 pm
I think a perfect title for what you just wrote, General Stoneham, would be your last line: "A Pile of [Edited]" 
--Andy
--Andy
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:44 pm
OUCH! Everyone is a critic.
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:46 pm
I kid! It was amusing. 
--Andy
--Andy
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:54 pm
Andy is dandy
Andy is candy
He's like a gent at times
But gets bent at times
Twill is my love
But Andy takes my breath away
So sweep me off my feet
But don't kick me off this site
Andy is candy
He's like a gent at times
But gets bent at times
Twill is my love
But Andy takes my breath away
So sweep me off my feet
But don't kick me off this site
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:10 pm
AndyDufresne wrote:A nod to all you Freemiums out there:
a little like heartburn
Waiting for your turn,
It's a little like heartburn---
But wait! There's a cure,
For that I'm sure---
Put a little antacid to your lip:
Get a little Premium Membership.
--Andy
ha ha ha!
I laughed, I cried, I gave it two thumbs up.Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:20 pm
Dice
We love you, we hate you.
There's so much more you can do.
Every day we dream, just to rise to the top.
But when he hit auto or manual, it's that computer we want to drop.
Today, I will conquer. Maybe play speed for a bit.
And maybe, just once I won't mutter 'stupid dice, piece of sh*t'.
We love you, we hate you.
There's so much more you can do.
Every day we dream, just to rise to the top.
But when he hit auto or manual, it's that computer we want to drop.
Today, I will conquer. Maybe play speed for a bit.
And maybe, just once I won't mutter 'stupid dice, piece of sh*t'.
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:10 pm
Dedicated to all you Cooks:
Ain't it lonesome baby
Ain't it lonesome baby,
When your points decide to leave,
Ain't it lonesome baby,
Enough to make you ache and grieve---
But worry no worry,
Look around, you're still in company,
But worry no worry,
Cooks abound, look around and see!
--Andy
Ain't it lonesome baby
Ain't it lonesome baby,
When your points decide to leave,
Ain't it lonesome baby,
Enough to make you ache and grieve---
But worry no worry,
Look around, you're still in company,
But worry no worry,
Cooks abound, look around and see!
--Andy
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:52 pm
On a long and lonesome website, run by lackattack.
You can play a variation or choose a classic from the pack
You can think about your next move, or the one you blew the night before
But your thoughts will soon be wandering, the way they always do.
When you're waiting twenty hours and there's nothing much to do
And you don't feel much like posting, you just wish your turn was due.
Say, here I am, on cc again.
There I am, starting to age.
Here I go, on cc again.
Is it my turn? Refresh the page.
You can play a variation or choose a classic from the pack
You can think about your next move, or the one you blew the night before
But your thoughts will soon be wandering, the way they always do.
When you're waiting twenty hours and there's nothing much to do
And you don't feel much like posting, you just wish your turn was due.
Say, here I am, on cc again.
There I am, starting to age.
Here I go, on cc again.
Is it my turn? Refresh the page.
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:11 am
Yes
You have to wait
No
You don't have to wait
You're a freemium
So go and wait
Buy a premium
And
Play and play and play
To your heart's content.
You have to wait
No
You don't have to wait
You're a freemium
So go and wait
Buy a premium
And
Play and play and play
To your heart's content.
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:48 am
for the days before i met you
I was constantly always blue
but CC I have found
Now I jump up and down
cuz now I play many a shrew
I was constantly always blue
but CC I have found
Now I jump up and down
cuz now I play many a shrew
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:53 am
World 2.1, me and you
go back a long time, yes we do
played many a games
for many a days
and killed so many with no clue
go back a long time, yes we do
played many a games
for many a days
and killed so many with no clue
Re: CC Poetry
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:56 am
As I log into CC each day
clicking buttons, too many they say
but I cant stop myself
or put CC on a shelf
for the addiction just wont go away
clicking buttons, too many they say
but I cant stop myself
or put CC on a shelf
for the addiction just wont go away