Conquer Club

Snorri1234 wrote: Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way?

Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

Okay,

Prince Humperdink: Tyrone you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's five hundreth anniversary to plan, my bride to murder, and Gilder to frame for it; I'm swamped.

Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, where did we leave that wheelbarrow the albino was using?
Fezzik : Over the albino, I think.

Westley (to unconscious Fezzik): I do not envy you the headache you will have in the morning, but for now rest well and dream of large women.


Chance of pace though,

Inchworm: 'ello
Sarah: Excuse me, did you just say hello?
inchworm: No, I said 'ello. Would you like to come inside and 'ave a cup a tea; meet the missus?
Labyrinth

"I'm your huckleberry"-Doc Holiday from Tombstone.

f*ck Casper Gomez and f*ck the fucking Diaz Brothers.

"They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets."

-Ray "Bones" Barbone
Get Shorty

"I find your lack of faith disturbing." -Darth Vader

"Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious: both are disappointed." - Henry (Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray)

pimpdave wrote:"They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets."

-Ray "Bones" Barbone
Get Shorty

lmfao!

I loved that movie - thanks!

Pedronicus wrote:f*ck Casper Gomez and f*ck the fucking Diaz Brothers.

Scarface, right?

"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

"Never swim in hot oil and Bisquick?"

''We need bigger guns'' Godzilla 1998.

edsdad wrote:''We need bigger guns'' Godzilla 1998.

I knew it was just a matter of time until somebody quoted the 1998 Godzilla

"R2 has been known to make mistakes... from time to time."

Shucks, I bet somebody already posted that one.

-Shaun of the Dead-

Can I get....any of you cunts.... a drink.

Get me Rex Kramer.

(My sig is teh funny, 2)

not a one liner, but one of my favourites...

Nigel Powers wrote:All right Goldmember. Don't play the laughing boy. There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

Conan The Barbarian:

Mongol General: Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.

It doesn't get any better than that.......

The Godfather II - "I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart!"

Airplane:

Surely you can't be serious

Yes I am, and don't call me Shirley.



Zoolander:

Orange mocha frappucino!

British Officer: "Vous les français, vous vous battiez pour l'argent, nous nous battions pour l'honneur!" [France fought for money, we for honour!"
Surcouf: 'Chacun se bat pour ce qu'il lui manque le plus." ["Each fights for what he lacks most."]

nagerous wrote:-Shaun of the Dead-

Can I get....any of you cunts.... a drink.

Ed: You gonna thank me then?
Shaun: For what?
Ed: Tidying up!
Shaun: Doesn't look that tidy.
Ed: Well, I had a few beers when I finished.

"I'm not a baby, I'm a tumor."

"Beer is proof that God loves us" --- Ben Franklin

"Beer, the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems."

Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3:

Right before Freddy throws the girl through the tv screen, he says:

"WELCOME TO PRIME-TIME, BITCH!"

It was one long party, and everybody loved it except those who found themselves impaled on wooden stakes between a chunk of cheese and pineapple.

- I, Cthulhu