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Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:37 pm
by black elk speaks
pimpdave wrote:I still blame Canada.
But also kind of Uzbekistan.
you watch too much south park, its Texas's fault.
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:41 pm
by Fircoal
I blame all of USA -(minus) California.
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:52 pm
by Simon Viavant
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:06 pm
by MeDeFe
Dancing Mustard wrote:Pedronicus wrote:Scotland gave the world ginger hair. need i say more?
Yeah.
They're fucking heroes for it.
They deserve an independence day.
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:46 pm
by DAZMCFC
Bastards, Scotland also give you Billy Connolly(best comedian ever) and Irn Bru.
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 5:49 pm
by pimpdave
Irn Bru rhymes with blame Peru.
It's all their fault. (Peru, not Irn Bru)
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:26 pm
by DAZMCFC
pimpdave wrote:Irn Bru rhymes with blame Peru.
It's all their fault. (Peru, not Irn Bru)
Bastard, Peru beat Scotland in the 78' World cup.
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:38 pm
by pimpdave
DAZMCFC wrote:pimpdave wrote:Irn Bru rhymes with blame Peru.
It's all their fault. (Peru, not Irn Bru)
Bastard, Peru beat Scotland in the 78' World cup.
Which is also why I blame Peru.
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:47 pm
by spearfish
I blame Scotland for their own defeat.
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:02 am
by jonesthecurl
DAZMCFC wrote:Bastards, Scotland also give you Billy Connolly(best comedian ever) and Irn Bru.
and Arbroath smokies.
And the amazing smoked haddock Mornay pancake I once had in an Inerness pancake house.
and William McGonagall, who should have been poet laureate.
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:03 am
by jonesthecurl
...and tarmac...
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:56 am
by Pedronicus
....and tv....
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:58 am
by Pedronicus
jonesthecurl wrote:...and tarmac...
Which they gave away to the Irish
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:57 pm
by jonesthecurl
Pedronicus wrote:....and tv....
And there I was trying to defend 'em. Bastard Baird!
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:17 pm
by pimpdave
Qatar has a funny name
so deserves all the blame.
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:01 pm
by Jenos Ridan
MeDeFe wrote:Let's blame everyone, then it'll be noones fault!
"am I my brother's keeper?" asked a man a long, long time ago.
I guess you'd say no.
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:04 pm
by jonesthecurl
Jenos Ridan wrote:MeDeFe wrote:Let's blame everyone, then it'll be noones fault!
"am I my brother's keeper?" asked a man a long, long time ago.
I guess you'd say no.
I might be if he's a bonobo monkey that's been redefined as human...
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:03 pm
by Thor Son of Olaf
jonesthecurl wrote:Jenos Ridan wrote:MeDeFe wrote:Let's blame everyone, then it'll be noones fault!
"am I my brother's keeper?" asked a man a long, long time ago.
I guess you'd say no.
I might be if he's a bonobo monkey that's been redefined as human...
I don't think that was what he was getting at.
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:23 am
by muy_thaiguy
There are two things in this world that I can't stand; people whom are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the dutch.
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:35 am
by pimpdave
Recently Russia set Georgia aflame
For which Georgia deserves all of the blame.
(cause they were there, that's why)
(also because of poetic license)
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:21 am
by jonesthecurl
pimpdave wrote:Qatar has a funny name
so deserves all the blame.
There's a place that is known as Qatar,
Pimpdave told me about in a bar.
he said that it gets all the blame
'cos of the motherf*ck name,
and it's also very hard to rhyme with.
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:47 pm
by Jenos Ridan
muy_thaiguy wrote:There are two things in this world that I can't stand; people whom are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the dutch.
Be very careful to say Dutch as in Holland, not as in Pennsylvania Dutch, who are/were not even Dutch at all.
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:48 pm
by Hologram
Canada's too simple. You have to exotic when searching for the perfect scapegoat. I like to use Bhutan, personally.
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:49 pm
by firth4eva
jonesthecurl wrote:pimpdave wrote:Qatar has a funny name
so deserves all the blame.
There's a place that is known as Qatar,
Pimpdave told me about in a bar.
he said that it gets all the blame
'cos of the motherf*ck name,
and it's also very hard to rhyme with.
Or you could end with blah blah blah
Re: Thread For Blaming Other Countries For Stuff
Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:11 am
by The1exile
but if that's suppose to be a limerick it really is pushing the syllables something awful.
