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jonesthecurl wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:Is it ok to masterbate with hot sauce?

Also, will I be rich when I grow up?

A: depends whether you're gonna eat it afterwards.

B: depends whether you start your own line of hot sace with added all-natural ingredients.

My girlfriend is a bigger girl. By which I mean, she has broad shoulders, you know, she's built like on of those vollyball softball players....
Anyway, I'm a regular sized guy, and she almost as big as me. My ***** is regular sized, and I often wonder if, as a bigger girl, does she see me as less than adequate? Well Mr. Thecurl?

Juan_Bottom wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:

Juan_Bottom wrote:Is it ok to masterbate with hot sauce?

Also, will I be rich when I grow up?

A: depends whether you're gonna eat it afterwards.

B: depends whether you start your own line of hot sace with added all-natural ingredients.

My girlfriend is a bigger girl. By which I mean, she has broad shoulders, you know, she's built like on of those vollyball softball players....

"Fat" isn't that hard of a word to say.

She isn't fat, really. But she could kick my ass.

I just didn't want to call her "Amazon." She hates that, and would kick my ass for saying it...

Jerk.

Juan_Bottom wrote::x She isn't fat, really. But she could kick my ass.

I just didn't want to call her "Amazon." She hates that, and would kick my ass for saying it...

Jerk.

Oh man, you just made me laugh.


Did she ever beat you? I mean, it's okay to tell, lots of men have had the same experience. There are special counselling groups for it!

Actually, once when I was helping her to train for a T.K.D. tourny, she kicked me square in the face. I'm about 6'2 and was standing upright. She broke my nose and everything, it was awful. Man she can kick... I think it was an axe kick too.... but i'm a littel fuzzy on the details.

Jerk.

I am confused.

I thought this was a thread for jonesthecurl to share his views.

pimpdave wrote:I am confused.

I thought this was a thread for jonesthecurl to share his views.

We're killing time waiting for him to tell me if my P*nis is big enough.

The curl has had more computer problems and has also been in NY all day. Sorry.
Juan, just because a girl is big, doesn't means she's also XL in the naughty department.
And, although it isin't true that "size doesn't matter", there is an old British saying, "It ain't the meat, it's the motion."
And if you've been going out with her for several months, she must see something in you, even if it's only a target.
I mean, it ain't cos you're pretty, not with the broken nose and all.

jonesthecurl wrote:The curl has had more computer problems and has also been in NY all day. Sorry.
Juan, just because a girl is big, doesn't means she's also XL in the naughty department.
And, although it isin't true that "size doesn't matter", there is an old British saying, "It ain't the meat, it's the motion."
And if you've been going out with her for several months, she must see something in you, even if it's only a target.
I mean, it ain't cos you're pretty, not with the broken nose and all.

You mean, "Motion of the Ocean?"

Ah, what do you think of Johnny Cash?

muy_thaiguy wrote:(A)You mean, "Motion of the Ocean?"

(B)Ah, what do you think of Johnny Cash?

(A) only if you're really swell
(B) I try not to.

jonesthecurl wrote:I mean, it ain't cos you're pretty, not with the broken nose and all.

That's true...

Is there anything in your life that you wish you had done differently?

Well, right now, I wish I'd bought a different computer.
But seriously, on the big stuff, I don't know.
I have made many mistakes - mistakes which in some cases I should have seen were mistakes at the time.
BUt the sum total of everything I've ever done has brought me to where I am in my life right now, which is a damn good place. A better decision, or a better result, and any number of nodes, could have left me in a far worse postion today.
Then again, as I said to StrikeWolf, I am at heart an optimist with a great capacity for enjoying whateer I happen to be doing.
There are key moments where I think "Where would I be now if x instead of y?"

So, for instance, a few months before I left my first wife, I was offered a great job as a training officer at a college owned by the people I worked for. It was far more money than I was earning at the time, and included rent-free accomodation, plus you ate most of your meals with students. I'd have been swimming in money, espedcially as I could have rented out the house which I'd just started paying a mortgage on. The wife said "NO, I don't want to move all that way". (Ironic given my current circumstances, as it was only about 60 miles). If they'd offered the same deal 6 months later I woulda said "YES!". Where would I be now?

Or, when I was at school I conceieved a sudden and intesnse ambition to be an artist. I was studying for an art "A"-level, and doing extremely well. My teacher was in my opinion a great artist, and only me and Billy Groves (my best mate at the time) were art students, so we got intesnse training from a real master. But then, one year into a two-year course, they carted him off to a mental asylum. For the first half of the critical year, we had no teacher. Billy and I would just hang out in the art room, sometimes painting or drawing, sometimes just jawing or goofing off. For the second half of the vital year, we were transferred to the art classes at the girl's school. I was sixteen, about eleven months into puberty, and surrounded by fit girls in an era of very short skirts. Guess how much attention I paid to the paintbrush? If Loopy Len (as we called him) had been able to devote all his time to we two students during that year, who knows where I'd be now?

jonesthecurl wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:(A)You mean, "Motion of the Ocean?"

(B)Ah, what do you think of Johnny Cash?

(A) only if you're really swell
(B) I try not to.

What do you mean by the "I try not to?"

muy_thaiguy wrote:[What do you mean by the "I try not to?"

I try not to think of Johnny Cash.
[Incidentally, I was gonna abbreviate that and decided not to]

I did go to school with a J Cash fanatic, and became altogether too familiar with his life, his music, his pledge to make as many gospel songs as secular, his "Messing about with" whatever her name was (June someone?) and the fact that he knew only one tune.

I quite liked the San Quentin concert. It almost made up for "Boy named Sue", but came nowhere near redeeming him for that song about stealing auto parts one piece at a time.

The most amusing thing about him was that he was known as the "Man in Black" until he died, and then that was all his mates.

Oh yeah, and I do regret listening to all that stuff about JohnnyCash in the "free study" periods in the Tuck Shop instead of getting on with my school work, or maybe listening to the other guy whose dad was a bookie, and knew all about betting on horses (he made lots of money at it).

Listen up, all you young fellow-my-lads (and female equivalents) that're still at school:
Fly right, study hard, and Don't Do Drugs.
And other good advice as approved by decent grownups.

Your thoughts on Gothic influences on Middle Eastern architecture?

Hmm, I'm a little vague here without going away and consulting books or googling, but I would have thought the main areas where the inflence was felt would be (i) in military architecture, botrrowing various innovations as in evolving castle design, and (ii) where a lot of westerners moved into an area after beating up lots of the locals - just as moorish influence can be seen in Spain and Portugal, from their long occupation.

I know a passable amount about history (with huge temporal and geographicla gaps where I've just not read about particular times and places), and a certain amount about castles.

As k me something about King Arthur and you might find some actual expertise displayed.

Your thoughts on middle-eastern influences on impressionist painting after 1875?

trackerisk wrote:

apey wrote:
And yes tomato is a fruit so you are allowed but not many people know that on"You're a RETARDED RETARDY RETARD? WELCOME! planet

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Ah, and how long before we find "this user does not exist"?

Snorri1234 wrote:Your thoughts on middle-eastern influences on impressionist painting after 1875?

Well, I can't speak too much about American Impressionists, but I'm not aware of any great middle-eastern influence on European impressionists, who tended to stick with local scenes in Spain France and Germany etc. I think there were a few street scenes painted in one or another arab country by minor exponents.

Was there extensive use of hashish by impressionists? I guess that could be seen as a middle-eastern influence...

Van Gogh of course, was heavily influenced at one point by Japanese (i.e. Far-East) art, as you can easily see with a tour of the Amsterdam museum devoted to him - but by that point he was a little beyond impressionism I think, and not his best work. I was very disappointed on visiting the Van Gogh museum not to see more of his sketches, which I had heard the museum has a huge collection of. I love his pencil work but you seldom see very much of it.

Or, to sum up my thoughts on middle-eastern influences on impressionist painting after 1875, : " --------- ".

jonesthecurl wrote:

Snorri1234 wrote:Your thoughts on middle-eastern influences on impressionist painting after 1875?

Well, I can't speak too much about American Impressionists, but I'm not aware of any great middle-eastern influence on European impressionists, who tended to stick with local scenes in Spain France and Germany etc. I think there were a few street scenes painted in one or another arab country by minor exponents.

Was there extensive use of hashish by impressionists? I guess that could be seen as a middle-eastern influence...

Van Gogh of course, was heavily influenced at one point by Japanese (i.e. Far-East) art, as you can easily see with a tour of the Amsterdam museum devoted to him - but by that point he was a little beyond impressionism I think, and not his best work. I was very disappointed on visiting the Van Gogh museum not to see more of his sketches, which I had heard the museum has a huge collection of. I love his pencil work but you seldom see very much of it.

Or, to sum up my thoughts on middle-eastern influences on impressionist painting after 1875, : " --------- ".

It would've been easier to just say "None" which would also have been the correct answer.

True, but that might have been seen as ignorance, rather than that I have no thoughts rather than that I thought there was no influence.

trackerisk wrote:yeah Van Cock an shit, cool

Is that a C&W band?

Wait, so when a forum writer dissappears their posts dissapear too?
that hasn't happened before.
Has someone gone through and removed all "trackerisk" posts?
Or does it have to have been the poster deleting them all themself?