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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:28 pm
by FiveThreeEight
apey wrote:Find a man that wasn't so damn nasty and have a go at it
If I gave you a dollar.....
... I would give you suggs' phone number.
If I gave you herpes...
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:30 pm
by apey
I would be really really really mad at you and tell everyone that you had crabs I saw them
If I gave you a pepsi and a snickers ...............
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:47 pm
by darth emperor
i would think u got stoned with a pepsi
if i gave u some cards...
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:51 pm
by apey
I would play a game of solitaire
If I gave you a hickey
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:41 pm
by suggs
...I'd grab your tits with sweaty palms and bash one out over a wank mag.
If i laughed and belched in your ugly, pox ridden face...
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:46 pm
by The1exile
I'd be a mirror
If I gave you two cows...
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:50 pm
by suggs
...I'd eat one whole, and ride the other one bareback on my way to give Snowpepsi a DEEP DICKING.
If I gave you a curse which meant you belched every time you tried to chat up a girl...
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:05 pm
by suggs
Hey Snowpepsi, fancy it?
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:26 pm
by The1exile
suggs wrote:If I gave you a curse which meant you belched every time you tried to chat up a girl...
I'd have one hell of an excuse.
If I gave you a chicken wing...
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:31 pm
by william18
I would throw it away when your not looking.
If I gave you a container of liquid nitrogen...
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:57 pm
by The1exile
I'd shove someone's head in it.
if i gave you a nuke...
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:01 pm
by Snowpepsi
I'd disarm it.
If I gave you a birthday party...
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:57 pm
by qazwsx12345
I'd kill the people who came
If i grabbed ur balls and ripped them out then put them in your hands...
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:33 pm
by Snowpepsi
I'd laugh at your failure
If I washed your mouth out with soap..
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:36 pm
by qazwsx12345
id make bubbles with my mouth
If i stabbed ur eyes with knives and still let u live....
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:40 pm
by apey
I would be blind but looking at you that would probably be better for me anyways
if I slapped your mouth
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:41 pm
by qazwsx12345
i would slap u bak
If i bit ur ears off..
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:41 pm
by Snowpepsi
I'd sew them back on
If I fed you to an alligator
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:44 pm
by apey
I would jump up and down for joy
if I came to your house
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:35 pm
by Snowpepsi
chocolate chip cookies...
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:39 pm
by apey
I would love you forever not that I don't anyways
If I gave you a free vacation to the bahamas
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:42 pm
by Snowpepsi
banana
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:46 pm
by apey
we could just use mine
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:53 pm
by Snowpepsi
Okay
If you could bring one person with you...
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:54 pm
by apey
besides you?
my hubby
same question to you